PRINCESS PART 1

The princess pouted, “My father isn’t happy.” She threw her hands up, “I can’t win. I chose a suitor. That’s what he wanted.”

The dragon therapist looked surprised, “You chose a suitor? What made him different from the others?”

“Not him, her.” The princess smiled.

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PRINCESS PART 2

“So…” The dragon therapist paused, “You chose a female suitor. Tell me about her.”

The princess sat up with excitement, “She’s a legendary barbarian’s daughter and her name is Battleax. And she,” The princess clapped, “carries a battleax!” The princess squealed with delight, “We could take over the world!”

“That you could princess, that you could.” The dragon therapist smiled.