"Let's try something different today," the dragon therapist said. "What are you thankful for?"

The princess' eyes lit up. "My mother, grandparents, daggers, swords, my favorite war hammer, uh, my pets, being single, and especially my sister." She sat straighter, her voice brimming with pride. "I'm very thankful for her."

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"Ah, yes. The other princess," the dragon said, flipping through her notes. Her eyes skimmed the words 'Not crazy' scrawled beside the sister's name. She cleared her throat. "And what about your father?"

"I'm thankful he's an idiot. If he weren’t, I’d be married," the princess fumed.