POTIONS

"I've taken up apothecary," the princess announced.

The dragon therapist sighed, "You can't poison your suitors. Or your father."

The princess rolled her eyes, "Fine!"

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FORTUNE TELLER

"I visited a fortune teller," the princess said.

"Oh?" The Dragon Therapist said. "And how is your fortune?"

"Mine is fine," the princess laughed, "but all my suitors will die gruesome deaths."