INDECISIVENESS

"I don't know what to do about the newest suitor I'm meeting tomorrow," The Princess said.

"Oh?" The dragon therapist looked up from her notes. "It's not like you to be indecisive. Is there something different about this one?"

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"No, he's a massive douchebag. I can't decide on a war hammer, spear, or dagger." The Princess sighed, "Fuck it, I'll take all of them and decide then."

TUESDAY

The dragon therapist looked at her notes, “It says here you threw a suitor off the castle wall, broke a suitor’s arm, shot one during an archery competition, and one is in a coma for unknown reasons.” The dragon looked up from her notes, “Princess, what do we call this?”

The princess shrugged, “A Tuesday?”