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what just happened?! 1-5

Magic is the processing of mana or magical energy into various phenomena. This is entirely up to the user's imagination.

well, that's helpful. I mean how do I use magic? is there something special in non-synthetic life that allows the manipulation of mana? I need specifics here man.

Correct. there is a special organ in the cerebral cortex of most lifeforms that allows the innate control of magical energy.

so I would need to add a specialized part to my androids to replicate the effect. great, more work, speaking, or thinking of work, hows my digger doing? I know it's only been like 3 minutes but he's like a few tens of meters down by now. He's got have gotten something good, even if it's only like tin or something.

[designation 'Digger' has obtained 19kg of iron ore, 8kg of coal, and 3kg of various other minerals]

why the sudden change of measurement? it was pounds before now its grams? Don't answer that, just acknowledging it. so, use the coal and the iron to make steel, and if I have it right that should make like 16kg of steel? is it possible to make like a spider drone or something to dig or contain things better? because if so, I have a lot of shit to do.

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child

The forest is dark. the trees are huge. and it's not cold anymore.

why was I here again? daddy must be waiting at home for me. but I went in here for something didn't I?

maybe it's for that silver box up ahead? there is a line down the center, maybe it opens to something? but who would want a tiny box in the forest? it's just barely bigger then the bushes next to it, but that's big, I'm only half the size of the bushes.

oh hey, a silver box. does it open? where does it go? oh, it opened, and there is a mirror on the other side. walking in and looking out, there are some pressy things on the right. what is that symbol? a large stick with a small stick leaning off of it? push, it sank in, and it felt satisfying. why did everything get lighter? oh, the mirror is gone now, wow that is a big room. a door on the side of the room just opened, and a silver dragon man with a black face comes out? oh, he's looking at me now.

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When SAV told me that the elevator has been activated, I half expected to hear the sound of the laser turrets shooting wildly. instead, I was greeted with a live feed of a little girl in medieval peasant clothing looking around the elevator. Well, at least I know that era we are in. Though I guess it should have been obvious. Going through the mine door. You know, the one next to the elevator. I see her still going down on the elevator. it's an automatic door that slides up, has a panel on the side too, classic sci-fi. the glass tube holding the elevator does nothing to hide the little girl's amazement at the main room and how big it is. at least, I hope that's amazement.

with the elevator finally, on the ground, I give a command to SAV to open the door as I walk to it. reaching out to the little girl with as much emotion that I can display on my screen, I help her off, even though it was not even raised above the ground. Gotta have those first impressions, you know?

"Who would you be, little girl? what are you doing here in my facility?" my voice was that of a 16-year-old. I really need to change that, too bad it can't be changed by the {voice modulation} skill. I think its set. focusing back on the girl, I notice that her clothes are slightly burnt, then other parts were frozen. what happened?

"oripka? furu sho lek sone?" what?

[beginning translation algorthims]

ah, the deus ex machina of the day. should I really be saying god from the machine as a machine? in this world would I be the god of the machines? is the machine spirit real? was Warhammer 40k right?

"kasr rsalese say the last thing again?" ah, its really fast too. this is perfect for diplomacy. wouldn't want multiple countries on my metallic ass for not being able to speak.

"I said 'Who would you be, little girl? what are you doing here in my facility?' though I guess now I should be asking where is the forest above located" even with magic, there is a very real possibility that I am just in the past of my old world. though that would mean that the illumity is real if magic is, and if it isn't, I'm going to make it. like actually, who wouldn't want to say that they were the founder of the fucking Illuminati?

"ah, I'm Victoria. I kinda stumbled onto the box that brought me here" she says. "why were you wandering through the forest Victoria?" I ask. this is turning out to be a rather good social interaction. learned a new language, so there is that. Kinda bullshit how fast the algorithm figured it out but fine. "uhh... I forgot?" is she fucking with me? how do you forget why you go into a large forest? "I'm afraid I'm going to need more than that. like why your clothes are like that?"

She looks down and gets surprised at the state of her attire. like this is the first time she's seen it in her life.