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what just happened?! 1-4

Unchanged pov

"what do you have to say for yourself, Al'kif?" this Grako dared to try and weaken my force, so putting him on this cannon guillotine is perfectly justified.

"i do notn 'fur, not dis teim" he says. this is obviously a lie to try and save himself, little does he know that i, the great WarKing Ul'Fur, can see through it with perfect clarity. "of course you would say that, but you forgot that you were talking to ME!" and I lit the cannon, when it fired, the shower of Al'kif's brains and blood sent my stragle of orcs dancing in the drippings.

"let this be a lesson to all ye, unless you want to be the one paying for this battle shower, don't be like kif here" slapping the now headless corpse into the gob hole behind it, i jump off the platform. "now whos ready for a fite with the Gruvu on the other side of that wooden wall?!" pointing to the tiny wall of a human village, my band hollered with bloodlust.

"GO GIT 'EM"

and their off, ramming themselves into the walls to little effect, then they all did it together and it collapsed. "Today is a good day to kill some humans"

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'Administrator' pov

With the materials that I came with. and the ones spawned by the system. I was able to make a grand total of...

1

1 android. And it's not even a good android. As stated by both the system and SAV.

[poor quality phi-minor attack drone

estimated use quality: 0.96%

estimated attack power: unusually sharp kitchen knife

estimated durability: hardened clay

overall quality rating: 'if you are seeing this, then you have somehow made something more useless than the handless clock']

automation created

analyzing stats...

done

name none ATK 30-50 R.ATK n/a SI 150/150 EP 5/5

yeah, it's bad. and before you ask what happened to the first factory, I found I can use the administrator line as an emergency production method! though I also found out that I used most of the drone building materials to make my new body, what are the stats for this body anyway?

name Administrator SI 5T/5T EP 12,000,000/12M MP 500/500 POW: 39,999 STR 50,000 [Fixed] AGI 200 [Fixed] INT 137 WIS 6 RES 95% DEF 8M DODGE 50 HIT 97

... what the fuck?

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[Explination, your chassis is made of solplasteel, 'quite literally the hardest thing in the universe'.

your hydraulic fibers are twisted to grant support to your strength

you have 4 Thermo-lithionic fusion reactors in your abdominal cavity.]

what? are you saying that I could explode at any moment?

[impossible, a Thermo-lithionic fusion reactor is a cold fusion nuclear reactor with no radiation or waste output. there is a 0.00% chance of combustion]

that helps, but not much. anyways, can this guy go to the quarry area and start digging?

[affirmative]

if I could smile with my face I would.

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besieged village

fire, screams, my daddy trying to fight the green people back.

I was scared, I was terrified, my little toy wand wouldn't help me help my daddy.

I needed something, anything.

cold, it was cold. but why is it cold? the fire was still going... it stopped? there is ice everywhere. it froze the green men solid and my daddy was yelling at me. what was he saying?

then he froze too, it wasn't that cold, why is there ice? it couldn't be colder than a slightly chilly day. there was light at the tips of my fingers, it was pretty, I want to look at them forever. but I can't, the green men were still here, they were probably at the other houses too. I have to help.

the window was open, why? it was never open. there was a line of ice at the bottom too. so I hop through the window to see that the entire village is blue. why is it blue? isn't fire orange? ah, it's more ice. there were a lot of statues of my neighbors in the ice too, though I don't know why some of them were missing their head. was it always like this? maybe, but daddy would tell me. where was he? maybe out in the forest? I'm going to go look.

oh hey, pretty finger lights!

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this thing was weak as fuck.

I mean seriously, the thing can't pick up a rock the size of its arm! at least we got pretty far down, got a metal vain though, SAV says that its iron. we also got some coal! though only like 6 pounds. that's not going to be enough for 50lbs of steel. anyway, I found that these guys have their own basic AI. I say AI, but more like pathfinding and less like me. new me? I also found that the lizard/dragon creature that I look like is the basic look for every droid, and I can't change it. Because apparently it is the most refined model, fuck that. I want to make another model at least, like that alien species famous for its various strains for rushing enemies, I think they were the Zorg? never played the game.

im getting off-topic again, so I can give basic parameters to the drones I make, like 'do x if y' kind of thing. so I made this guy dig till he can't hold anything anymore, then bring things to the collection bin at the top of the mine. perfect system, I know.

so I guess I should tell you what the base looks like. well, it's a giant cube, surrounded by smaller cubes with cylinders connecting them. and the entire thing is about a kilometer underground. don't ask me how SAV got the elevator to go this far down because she won't tell me either. so, the main cube, the big one, is about 70x70x70 meters, its full of conveyors and arms that touched every inch of my body.

...

they had to, to put it together. why did I think it like that? this is where my main body will be rebuilt if it is ever destroyed. I just raised a flag didn't I? oh well, to the immediate right of the elevator is a door to the mine, the one I am in right now, across from that I don't know, to the right of the elevator door I don't know, and to the left are the rooms for any humans that stumble in here and I don't want to be killed. did I mention this place had laser turrets? because this place has laser turrets. every room has 8, the halls have 2 each and the little building on the surface that covers the elevator has 3. if that isn't the definition of extreme overkill I don't know what is. from all I've seen here so far, there isn't even sentient life on this planet. oh also again, I can connect to the cameras and droids here to make a sort of mechanical hivemind whenever I want. its fucking trippy man, well, not really at the same time.

so... what's this I hear about magic, system?