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what just happened?! 1-2

what just happened?! 1-2

Ok, what the fuck? So I am falling, admiring the view when this… Thing goes ahead and blows up my worldview, like it was nothing I should add. Looking back at my hand, I see that there is a little divot in between every joint, probably also to add to the flexibility. But that gives me an idea. What if I could bend my fingers in ways other then they are supposed to go?

I am never going to try that. Moving on, SAV said that she was MY A.V.I., whatever the fuck that means, Advanced Virtual Intelligence? Maybe.

Wait did she say head A.I.? Fuck, she did! Why am I giving SAV a female pronoun? No idea.

Shit. How am I going to survive this fall? Its almost certainly 53,089 meters and closing.

What?

How do I know the exact distance exactly?

[understanding the drop distance is the first step to setting your base unscathed.

Your continued functionality is in the best interest of our continued survival, as the model you are inhabiting is able to turn raw materials into resources to either build more androids under your oversight, establish factories to build androids, drones, and mechs without your direct influence, or, upgrading yourself and anything you make.

A.V.I. Does indeed stand for Advanced Virtual Intelligence, while I can interpret things to better satisfy your requirements, I do not possess autonomy]

Fuck it can read my thoughts. But that does clear up some fears that I had about it going Skynet on me. Or would I be the one going Skynet? Im still having a hard time comprehending this situation.

Wait a second, why has the ground only gotten a meter closer?

[due to accelerated processing speed, you are able to slow down your current body’s perception of time by a factor of 10,000.

Your internal conflict took place over the course of 0.0039 seconds]

Ok, maybe speed that up to realtime for now. Have to get closer to the ground and all.

And now the ground is getting closer, fantastic. I wonder what a splat robot looks like?

[ETA to landing 30 seconds]

Wow, Really? Is it because im heavier? Don’t answer that.

Looking straight down, there are a lot of shrubs and bushes where im going to land. And next to that is a small pond, did I fall into a garden?

Wait a second, why does my shadow look like that? Why do I have a tail?!

[due to space restraints, the 4d field generators are held in the base of the extra appendage.

This allows for the storage of a large number of resources in a limited space before you build a warehouse for storage purposes.

And due to popular demand, paired with the fact that your lead designer is a known DnD worshiper, your full appearance would be that of a mechanical dragon]

So, I have my inventory in my tail, I do not look human on top of being a robot, and im about to fall into a shrub. Great, very epic, god.

Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

Plumph

And so I landed with whatever that sound was, there is a me shaped dent in the ground. Getting up and inspecting the damage, I am pleasantly surprised that I don’t even have a scratch on me. Either due to noob protection or because my new frame is just that strong. Either way, one point to robots.

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So, I’ve been looking around for a while now, there haven’t been any animals that I could see yet, so that’s a plus. Don’t want to take anything on till im sure that that fall wasn’t denied of damage because of magic bullshit.

Oh also, I found out that I could actually feel things. Even though my metal exoskeleton. If that doesn’t scream magic I don’t know what does.

[Correction, due to the number of miniature pressure sensors implemented all along the areas that they are used in, you have the touch sensitivity of about 3 humans combined]

Huh, well would you look at tha-

Successfully connected to new user

[Intrusion decteted]

Analyzing statistics

[countermeasures engaging…]

Ok, What the fuck is going on here? Im guessing a system tied to this world finally found me, and SAV is trying to prevent it from doing its thing? Every fanfiction and light novel that I’ve read about this says that almost nothing bad can come of having one of these!

SAV! Abort!

[Aborting…]

Attack ended, retaliation unnecessary

Hello new user

Would you like to start the tutorial?

Hell yes, my dude. Anything to make me stronger than physically possible is always going to be a yes.

Hello, and welcome, to the system

This system is designed to guide all those connected to it to great heights in their chosen profession.

Based on your memory, you already know of the basics of what the system is capable of.

HP or in your case SI, or Structural Integrity, is the amount of damage you can take before dying. Due to your unique existence, most status effects have minor to no effect on you.

EP is the amount of energy you currently hold, this replaces SP and is what is used in skills.

MP is the amount of Mana or Magical energy you are capable of using, anything is possible with enough.

POW is the power behind your attacks, this stat is view only, and is affected by other stats. You cannot increase this by yourself

STR is the strength of your physical attacks, this will influence your body strength as well.

AGI is your agility, your movement and attack speed will be influenced by this.

INT is the measure of your intelligence and strength of mind. Due to your unique existence, this is rendered redundant.

RES is your resistance to damage, unlike DEF, this is a percentage based damage nullifier.

DEF is your flat defense, unlike RES, this is scaled to your equipment, it also minorly influences your dodge rate.

DODGE is a dodge rate exclusive stat, working based on a DODGE/HIT percentage

HIT is your chance to land a hit, high HIT makes it possible to land a Critical every attack

And this is the end of your stat tutorial. Say or think MENU to bring up additional options.