Chapter 59: Accidental Drug Intake.
Monia: “Oh, I am absolutely super suing you now!” She angrily shouted.
Luckily, expecting the woman to be upsetti, the DM had used magic to block in all sound. I mean, Monia was so pissed, and she was yelling outwardly, rather than just in her mind.
DM: “You wish to sue me, even though you don’t know what the drug was?” She asked with an unbothered tone.
Monia: “Does it even matter what kind of drug it was that you slipped me!? You drugged me, and that is more than enough grounds to sue you.” She replied with an angry tone.
DM: “So cute… no wonder those two women are crazy for you! Ah, and, you have no means to sue me, nor get any kind of recompense for my actions.” She informed with a giggle.
Monia: “…” “I mean, yeah, I expected this. Though, I don’t feel any different, I was still drugged, right? Perhaps it just hasn’t started working yet… Either way, I still wanted to make a big deal out of this, even if I can’t get anything out doing so!” She thought with a sigh.
System: “…DM, I will report you for this. That is… unless you explain what you drugged Monia with, and give her the cure.” She threatened.
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DM: “A silly System AI dares to threaten me!? Are you single?” She replied with an excited tone.
System: “???”
Monia: “???”
DM: “Answer the question, please.” She added with an awaiting tone.
System: “Of course I am single!” She replied with a hurried tone.
DM: “Great! Once you’re done with Monia’s story, I will give you a body, and then you can be my wife!” She happily proposed.
What the flying fuck is even going on right now?… Ah, it is probably best to just let this crazy scene play out… Excuse me; I have to go schedule a therapy session…
System: “…Fine, I agree with that. Just tell us what that drug does.” She asked with a long sigh.
DM: “Oh, it is a sex drug. But don’t worry! It shouldn’t affect mortals, let alone random humans.” She finally answered.
Monia: “…Then why did you make it seem like you gave me some kind of fucked up, hard drug!?” She asked with a very angry tone, practically fuming.
DM: “Because I have a fetish for manufactured drama and suspense!” She replied.
Monia: “…”
DM: “I am joking! In reality, I felt like teasing you a bit, Monia. You’re very teasable, after all. Oh, and, you should get used to being teased. Those two will surely be doing that to you in the future.” She added with a giggle.
Choosing to go with the wisest decision of her life, Monia rolled up into a ball with her blanket, and using the magic spell of, “I am so pissed off, so I am able to force myself to fall asleep,” the woman did just that.
DM: “So fast? Hm… maybe I can get a little whiff of her…” She said with a lewd tone.
System: “I will report you for molestation!!!” She threatened.
DM: “Hehe, I was just playing, dear. The only one that I want to molest right now… is you!” She replied with a cheeky and seductive tone.
System: “(/ />/ A /
Note: Due to her brain being fried, the last section of the Narrator’s words have been cut. This is because said words aren’t fit for any audience, even those who’re millions of years old. We apologize for this inconvenience, have a great day/night!