Chapter 58: Silliest Argument!

Monia: “This is bullshit, and you know it!” Was what she replied with.

System: “Stop being a child! It is literally the most insignificant thing in existence!” She replied with a motherly tone.

??? No, really. What are they talking about? I am so damn confused… And since when did the childish System… turn into a mother!? Ah, my head is in pain…

Monia: “I was promised a piece of candy for making that choice, but to date, I haven’t received it… This System is broken, the DM is a flaky woman, and I will press charges!” She expressed with great poutiness.

System: “You’ll sue over a single piece of candy? Monia… stop letting your arousal make you overly angry.” She advised with a soft tone.

Monia: “…Fine, I’ll admit that being left in the lurch by those two perverted women… is what is making me so upset right now. It is also why I can’t fall asleep…” She replied, still pouting a bit. “Plus, isn’t the DM like, some kind of powerful being? If so, shouldn’t her candy also be special?” She thought with a greedy tone.

Over a fucking piece of candy!? My, good, Goddess… Those two really need to fuck Monia into oblivion already… All of this waiting and sexual tension… isn’t doing any good for her mental health.

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DM: “Sorry, sorry! I was away! Here, your reward.” She spoke into Monia’s mind, with a piece of candy then landing beside Monia.

Monia: “…Where did you even go? Isn’t it, like, your job to watch over this world?” She asked with a curious tone, before taking the candy out of its wrapper and putting it in her mouth.

DM: “Ah, I meddled too much, so I got arrested.” She nonchalantly answered.

System: “You got arrested!? Then… why are you still the DM?” She asked with a confused tone.

DM: “Huh? Oh, because I am the main supplier of a specific drug. Frankly, only I can make it. As such, they let me go scot-free!” She explained with a proud tone.

System: “(~OAO)”

Monia: “( ’-’ ~)”

…What kind of drug does this weird woman even produce? Please, please, one of you, ask her! My curiosity is begging for an answer!!!

Monia: “What kind of drug, exactly?” She asked with great curiosity, still enjoying the piece of candy, which is ever so slowly melting in her mouth. Yes! Monia, you’re the greatest woman ever!

DM: “I am a Supreme Goddess, and most drugs don’t really work on even just normal Gods or Goddesses. As such, the drug that I make is highly sought after, but, while technically not illegal, it also isn’t technically legal, either.” She answered.

Monia: “Cool, cool… But what kind of drug? You’re dodging the question.” She repeated her question, this time with a serious tone, swallowing the piece of candy.

DM: “I am dodging it… as I accidentally just gave you one of my drugs!” She admitted.

Monia: “???” “Fuck! And I just swallowed it as well… I was hoping for it to be some kind of special candy, but not like this!!!” She thought with a scared tone.

Again… what kind of drug, though? This damn Supreme Goddess… She really knows how to edge people! Just explain already, I beg of you!!!