I did it! 

I was reincarnated with all my memories still intact, they told me it couldn't be done, they told me I was crazy, they told me to grow the fuck up and get real, but look at me now!

Others may dream of being shit out of a random lady, dream about being able to start over as a kid and do all the things right that they couldn't do in their life; but me, I’m being shit out right now, I'm going to start over RIGHT NOW! 

On this day a rebirth my loving mother was screaming the in pain as she give birth to me, sorry about that new mom, but I shall make it up to you when I become OP.

I can't really see that well but I can feel that someone is holding me now. 

This feels nice, yes touch your beloved baby more!

They must be wrapping me in a blanket or something, hmm they put me into something must be a crib or something.

Come parents show me your faces! I shall love you folks forever more!

Uhh why are why moving, shouldn't you let the kid down so that he can get some rest?

Also why isn't anyone saying anything, I wanna hear what this this world's language sounds like. 

I hear foot-steps and a door being opened, duuuude what’s happening?

Holy shit it's cold, Hey pops, or whoever the hell you are, why you taking this new born kid outside!? 

WELL IMA CRY UNTIL YOU PUT ME DOWN.

"WAH! WAH! WAH! WHA!"

Yay he put me down.

Wait, it’s still cold, hey bring back in the house!

*steps* *steps*

What, steps!? Wait he’s walking away, seriously?

Who throws a kid outside right after they're born, hey come back!

I can still hear him walking away.

I'm sorry I cried, I’ll stop, please don't leave me, come back.

The foot-steps are getting fainter, holy shit.

Uhhh what can I do as baby, umm, uhhh.

I can't hear the foot-steps anymore, holy crap he really left me.

What an asshole.

Ok, let’s put everything in order:

1) I was re-born (most likely into a fantasy world)

2) I was left in the ground (it’s very cold)

3) I can’t do anything since I’m 0 years old

My parents must be experiencing some sort of crisis that would put me in danger, it follows that they are leaving me here to protect me, yes that must be it.

Ergo they must be super powerful and their blood would have passed on to be me; meaning that I already have OP powers from the get-go, I should try putting my blood on stuff in the future.

Haha… yeah right.

Well I guess everything stops at step 3.

In any case it’s cold, but at least I have some blankets so I won't die of the cold, good, good.

What now?

I can't move I don't really hear anyone, who gonna feed me their breast milk ;w;

Can I really not do anything?

Hmmm….

…

It’s starting to get colder through the blankets.

…

It’s cold.

…

It’s still cold.

…

What the FUCK! Who the hell leaves a baby here like this fuck you son of bitches, don’t you care about your son you stupid fucking sacks of shits!

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It’s cold, it’s cold, it’s cold, I don’t want to die, don’t want to die... I’m sorry, I’m sorry please tell me you’re coming back.

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Sniff I don’t wanna die!!!!!!!

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Well I guess I’m going to die, what now?

Some time has passed, and now I'm wondering if it really was a good idea to reincarnate, my life wasn't that bad to be honest. I mean I don’t really remember reincarnating exactly last thing I knew I was drunk looking for methods on how to reincarnate on google and next thing I know I’m here.

Why did I even wish for this shit in the first place?

Oh yeah cause I’m a fucking stupid sack of shit, who felt unsatisfied with my first world middle class ass.

I got a nice life, a nice family, food to eat, a bed to sleep on, but so what?

I felt so out of tune with everything, fucking living one day to the next, what was I doing with my life, I was a nobody, I didn’t do anything of worth nothing at all.

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Any way with these fucking existential crisis thoughts floating in my head I was thinking about how nice it would be if I could just do things right, if I had the chance to thing over. Before these reading all these fucking web novels I just wanted to turn back time and relieve my childhood.

Why?

Because I fucking wasted all my time playing around, and in the end I never amount any shit, I just a normal cock sucking joe going to a community college hoping that getting a comp. Sci degree will get me a job, and hoping that I won’t be drowning in my debts after college.

The worst part is that I could have fucking learned all the shit I learned in class at when I was a kid, but instead I have to learn it with stupid fucking professors that don’t know how to teach, and get bad grades, and fuck I just really hated how I could have been able to do all this shit, but didn’t, and instead just wasted doing fucking nothing.

If I had the chance I would just learn everything as a kid, kids have so much free time to do stuff, I could use that free time to fucking do anything!!!!! Haahahahahahahhhahaa… ha~

Yeah right I’d fucking waste all that time anyway, even with college and a part time job, I still had a couple hours each day to do something productive, but I would waste them fapping, watching random crap on YouTube, or thinking about how much this fucking life sucks and how much better it would be if I could start it over again.

Somehow or another that line of thought changed to reincarnating into a different fantasy world, I guess reading all those escapism novels made me just want to abandon the modern world all together. And just start over in another place where everything would be simpler.

I feel like a fucking idiot now, getting all excited and shit over ending up in this new world thinking that something good would have happened to me: a caring family, magic books learn from, swords to swing, monster to harvest, adventures to see the land, friends to share it all with, a pretty girl friend to fuck. Well I guess something did happen, and now I'm probably going to die freezing.

I guess I got what deserved. 

This sucks.

This SUUUUUUUCKS.

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After finally getting a chance to start all over again, I’m just going to die without ever having a chance to do anything. Are my final thoughts just going to cursing how fucking stupid I am, and thinking about how much that stupid proverb of “be careful what you wish for” applies here?

Am I going to die with regret, wishing that I would have never wished for any of this?

Are these going to be my last thoughts?

Fuck I’m so fucking cold, I can’t get my thoughts in order, fuck I don’t want to die like this.

No fuck that, I can do something, as long as I’m still alive I can do something!

What can I do I can’t move, But I can do something right?!

WHAT what??????

What can babies do?

Wait that’s right I can do one thing.

I can do it because I’m alive!

Damn I hope this isn’t a forest, I hope this is some road, I hope someone sees me.

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I can cry, it’s not much, but this is the only chance I have of getting someone to notice me.

*Creak*

Holy shit, that’s the sound of a door opening, is someone there?!

Some one's picking me up, OMFG it really is some one!

YES I MAY HAVE A CHANCE AT LIFE YET!!!!!!!