Chapter 8 X-mas Special
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Authors Note: Small Chapter, in celebration for Christmas.
It was a night before Christmas,
a season of giving, a season of glee,
but where was Harry Potter in this season's greeting you say?.
He was still stuck in the dimensional tear, and feeling defenceless.
It was truly filled with black, and endless darkness.
Harry wondered what he should have expected.
Thinking of an exit he wish existed.
Harry was then violently ejected.
Harry thought "eww" that sounded perverted.
But at least he was now free from that damnable place that he wish never existed.
Where was Harry now one might ask?
Harry replied "How should I know, you author of a jack-ass."
The author countered "Hey no breaking the forth wall you ingrate."
Harry just popped a migraine, and felt a headache.
He, and the author stared for twenty-seven minutes.
They finally agree for a truce which left them both now quite famished.
Harry's tummy rumbled, and growled.
It sounded like a beast that would explode.
Harry asked the author where he should find food to satisfy his stomach.
to which the author replied "explore your surroundings, you overpowered idiot."
Harry facepalmed in his lapse in judgement.
While saying "How could I forget in this important predicament."
Harry then performed hand seals with ease,
And shouted his shadow clone technique.
Harry said "I'm sorry naruto for copying your signature technique,
but desperate times calls for desperate measures so screw originality, and hello ribeye steak."
Harry then instructed his clones to find food, and intell.
Harry patiently waited for their awaited arrival.
They arrived alright with news, and information.
Harry was shocked, but calmed his emotions.
Apparently they are in the middle of nowhere and he was filled with dread,
but luckily there was a quaint little town ahead.
Harry walked until he arrived, and looked for a building.
He didn't care and just walked right in.
Harry asked the man inside, "Hey mister is this this a restaurant?."
The man just sweatdropped, and replied, "no young man, this is my lab."
Harry stared at the man in question.
The man stared back at his trepidation.
Harry gave a sigh and said "I apologise, I'm just hungry is all, and could use some food this evening."
The man smiled and replied "Why don't you join me for dinner this Christmas evening."
Harry gave a smile to behold.
He said "Thank you kind mister for your kind offer."
That evening the man introduced himself, and his occupation.
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Harry was surprised at his chosen profession.
The man was a researcher for creatures both small, and large.
He explained that this world was inhabited by pokemon far, and wide.
He explained that there are many species both sentient, and legendary.
Harry explained he never heard of them before this day.
The man, no, Professor Oak blanched, and said,
"EGAD!, this is a disaster my poor lad."
Professor Oak that night crammed too much information.
Harry complained "Isn't this a little overkill professor?."
The professor replied "Not at all my dear Watson, now back to the lesson."
The wonderful dinner turned into a lecture.
Of Pokemon, and creatures, I really sound like a jolly old rancher.
Harry was interested to what creatures that was both elegant, and strong.
His hidden thoughts were "How many girls will I get hitched for a cute looking creature, while letting girls say "KAWAII" so I can get laid."
Harry racked his brain, He was definitely going to be parlayed.
The professor saw the twinkle in Harry's eye, he was definitely a good candidate he believed.
And he now knew a perfect gift to give this young man this Christmas eve.
Professor Oak gave Harry a pokedex from his collection.
Harry was flabbergasted, and accepted without question.
He then studied, and found out it was an encyclopedia,
along with their battle moves, characteristics, habitat, it's a close to multimedia.
He thanked the professor, and left that evening.
The professor knew he forgot something.
Of course he forgot to give Harry a starter, oh wow it was definitely a disaster.
He later shrugged and thought "He'll be back again just wait and see."
He later found some books, and a note on the table for his eyes only.
It said "Thank you, and I hope you like this gift, but please be warned to use this in moderation."
"You might get alot of blood loss from your healthy imagination."
The professor indeed passed out that night,
But he had a face that was full of glee, and his smile was very bright.
His dreams that night was quite good, and definitely better.
It was full of naked girls in skin tight leather.
He thanked Harry for his great gift with his mind, and was filled with delight.
He was happy, and his thoughts was full of perverted shits, and giggles that night,
It was a merry night this Christmas indeed, It really was filled with happy tidings.
This chapter is now near it's ends, with all the rhyming.
Have a Merry Christmas to one, and all this December
Be proud, be cheery and best wishes from this Author.
In Klingon It is translated to "live on, and prosper."
I just hope this chapter is not a complete disaster.