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Death's New Entertainment By Zed019
Death's New Entertainment R Chapter 11

Death's New Entertainment R Chapter 11

Chapter 11 Guilty X Jiraiya

Chapter Start

Harry Potter got his new weapons, he was giddy to use it, but decided to to go hunt later. He decided on what to do today, so decided to visit Shiroe but he remembered that he was leaving soon because he was invited by the League of Freedom Cities Eastal.

(Name of the zone corresponding to real world region Eastern Japan. A community makes Honshu, Eastern Japan their territory. Ruled by a conference of 24 Feudal lords (Free City Feudal lord Meeting), unifying the city states. The lord in charge is Duke Sergead who governs the Capital of Maihama. They meet at the Ancient Imperial Court of Eternal Ice a few times a year, although they deal with major issues together, they govern their own territories independently and take actions themselves.)

Come to think of it, Mitchitaka mentioned him having to go after their meeting.

Harry decided to buy a guild house of his own and his pokemon. He named his guild "Pokemon". He bought a mansion as guild house at the north eastern outskirts of Akihibara. It was adjacent to Shiroe's guild and was separated by a fifteen minute walk. The mansion costs 8k gold coins and has an upkeep of 200 gold per monthly. The mansion has 1 master bedroom, five bathroom, ten rooms, it even has a hot spring which made it expensive, but Harry could afford it. It has enough space for Harry to make a large pool for his water pokemon.

A few days passed by. Harry had a bad premonition. Harry mailed Mitchitaka that if he were to suddenly disappear, then his share of earnings would go to the Round table conference. Harry visited Naotsugu, and gave him the rest of his Dragon scales and told him to give Shiroe his Dragon heart item which he also gave away. When asked why he was given the items, Harry replied that he got a feeling that someday soon he will be going away.

That night Harry had a dream, Jiraiya the Sannin was sorrounded by women everywhere.

"Hehehehe, now that Gilderoy Lockhart is gone, I'm free to rule as the number one most perverted novelist. Mwahahahahaha, he wasn't such a big deal after all." Jiraiya declared.

Harry was horrified, someone dare take his ttittle as the most number one most perverted author?. Harry's anger boiled through proportions. He didn't even notice the took the sword of Zelretch from his inventory while asleep, and swung it randomly in his sleep like a madman.

When Harry woke up, he was in his room in Konoha. Harry looked into a mirror, his appearance was still the same as the moment he left Konoha.

Harry checked his inventory to see if it was all a dream, surprisingly he saw the items he accumulated throughout his adventures. Harry smiled an evil smile, and went to his publisher. He said that they are publishing his third book, Gadding with ghouls and his fourth book of the series.

Harry visited his team training grounds and saw Kakashi sulking, while Naruto and Sasuke were fighting.

Harry said hi to the team to which they just shrugged him of. Harry then dragged Kakashi of somewhere private.

"Hey, Kakashi sensei, I'm sorry about the pun I made on the book signing." Harry apologized.

"Hmm." Kakashi responded.

"To make it up to you, I will give you these two books, the third and fourth series of the Lockhart series." Harry said as he gave Kakashi.

Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw the image of the books glowing in holy light, He took in a speed rivaling "the flash" and said "my precious" as he hugged the books, while slowly and gently rocking them as it were a baby.

Kakashi snapped out of his moment, and said. "I forgive you, Lockhart-sama, but please refrain from using me as a reference to your gay jokes." Kakashi said as he read his new book.

"Kakashi-sensei?, what about our mission for today?." asked Naruto.

"Hmm, today we will have a day off, so don't bother me, shoo, shoo, do whatever it is you do." said the uninterested Kakashi.

Team seven members just shrugged it off and went their seperate ways.

Kakashi was walking around Konoha enjoying his new perverted new books. However, he did not notice someone following him with nasty plots in his mind.

Enter Jiraiya, once famous most perverted author of the elememtal nations, but a few days ago, he was reduced to second best. He tried to upstage his new rival Gilderoy Lockhart in his official book signing but he was easily thwarted, and he was accused of being Gay. Reputations on his manly pride has never been in an all time low, not even doing his research could cheer this toad sannin out of this funk.

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Jiraiya was lost in his thoughts when he saw one Kakashi reading and enjoying his rivals New perverted book. Jiraiya cursed, but he noticed the book Kakashi was reading was a new one. He knew, he definitely knew that the book he was reading wasn't officially released. It clicked and he put the two together. "Kakashi knew who Gilderoy Lockhart was." Jiraiya's thoughts went into overdrive as he planned to make Gilderoy Lockhart pay.

Jiraiya stalked Kakashi, and when they were alone, he struck Kakashi, and knocked him out, put chakra suppressor seals on him, and shunshined him to an abandoned warehouse.

What Jiraiya didn't realize is that Harry saw him doing the act while he was on his way to get more dango. Harry thought it was interesting, and followed him stealthily, with his high agi stat, it was done without breaking a sweat.

Inside the abandoned warehouse he saw Jiraiya put Kakashi in a chair, and binded him with ropes, and chakra suppressor seals while he was being blindfolded.

Jiraiya woke Kakashi up and said "Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?." Jiraiya demanded.

Kakashi recognized the voice and said "Is that you Jiraiya-sama?." Kakashi asked.

Jiraiya cursed, he forgot to do a henge before he interrogated him, it was no use as he was already identified. He took out Kakashi's blindfolded and asked again. "Who is Gilderoy Lockhart Kakashi?, I know for a fact that the book you were reading isn't released yet." Jiraiya asked as he leaned forward at the table in front of Kakashi close to his face.

Harry at this moment got a very interesting idea, he called his Musharna (pokemon) silently, and ordered to give a psychic push on Jiraiya resulting in him kissing Kakashi, at the exact moment Harry took a picture, and secretly laughed.

Both Jiraiya and Kakashi was stupefied at the scene. They spitted godly amount of saliva to their disgust.

Harry got what he came for, and headed to the Hokage tower, and recalled his Musharna. Harry stormed the hokage office. Inside the room was the Hokage advisers Homura, Koharu and Danzo.

"What is the meaning of this!." Demanded Danzo.

"I'm sorry for disturbing your meeting Hokage-sama, but this is urgent, I saw Kakashi-sensei being abducted, and molested by a white haired man wearing a headband with an oil insignia on it." Harry reported.

Everyone in the room recognized the man Harry described.

"That's impossible Harry-kun, Jiraiya is one of my trusted students, he would never do that, especially to kakashi." explained the Hokage sagely.

"But I have proof hokage-sama!." Harry said as he handed the Hokage the photo he recently took.

"Imposible!, but I cannot deny this evidence." the hokage said as he had a look of disbelief when he saw Jairaiya kissing Kakashi while being tied in a rope with chakra suppressor seals in his body.

The hokage handed the picture throughout the room, they were sharing a disturbed look, especially Danzo.

"I have no choice, Anbu!." hokage said as 12 Anbu arrived in the office.

"We have reason to believe that one Sannin Jiraiya is molesting and ravishing sharingan no Kakashi, you will accompany me with genin Harry to the scene of the crime." the hokage ordered.

Harry then lead the Hokage, and a band of Anbu to the abandoned warehouse. The hokage kicked the door with an overpowered chakra enhanced kick, and tore the wall down. Inside they saw Jiraiya the Sanin with a perverted smirk holding a rope, and a lit candle with Kakashi having a look of horror while being tied to a chair. That is untill they saw the Hokage, and a team of Anbu. Jiraiya sweated bucked loads of sweat, and had a look of Horror, meanwhile Kakashi was having a look of disbelief, and he felt relieved that he was finally saved.

The Hokage and Anbu could not believe their eyes at the scene. Their faces turned in disgust at Jiraiya the Sannin.

The Sannin in question gulped and said,

"Uhhh, this isn't what it looks like?."

Authors Note: And cut for cliffhanger. And we are back to Naruto's World. I would like to do more Log horizon stories but decided it should be another Fanfic.