Chapter 15 There can only be one!

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All was well within the walls of Konoha except for one person. One Jiraiya the Sannin has never felt proud and violated at the same time. He is proud that his apprentice was a shoo-in to win this chuunin exams. He felt violated when his apprentice can threaten in him into submission with that infernal stick of doom of his. To make it worse, strange rumors began to pop-up here and there and One Tsunade Senju was laughing uncontrollably at the mention of his name whenever spoken.

"Endure, Endure, Jiraiya, is this my punishment for ignoring my Godson?, God Karma sure is what is the word I'm looking for?, ah yeah, a bitch!." Jiraiya thought gravely.

Meanwhile at the Ninja classroom 301 where the chuunin exams took place

Harry was about to pass into the the third floor when the Henge'd chuunin guards blocked his entry.

"Halt!, None may pass." Said the disguised Izumo along with Kotetsu.

Harry rolled his eyes and procured two of his Gilderoy Lockhart books and gave one each to Kotetsu and Izumo.

"You may pass." Said Kotetsu and Izumo in unison.

The newbies were just baffled with the strange scene.

Harry was greeted by Jiraiya at the third floor and he wished him luck in the exams.

Harry's POV:

I was greeted with a feeble killing intent from the genin hopefuls inside the room which I just shrugged of.

Kabuto did his friendly routine and Sasuke asked info about Lee, Gaara and me.

When It was my info turn to be read, I took action.

"Ah, yes, Kabuto, oh my God!, your him!, oh, my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm a big fan of your work." I said as I steadily shaked his hand.

"What do you mean my work?, Harry-san.?" Kabuto asked confused.

"Ehh?, no need yo deny it, here, I didn't know you were so brave with your works." I said playfully.

"My works?, what works?." Kabuto asked confusingly.

It was time, with a shiny glint in my eye forming I handed Kabuto a calender. Showing himself to be posing naked poses with his manhood in full view different each month.

"I could never be brave enough to model naked, what a guy." I said now gaining the attention of everyone.

Kabuto looked confused and looked at the calender. It was indeed him naked doing lewd poses.

Kabuto just blushed even though it was fake. His blush was shared along half of the gennin hopefuls.

"I'll get you for this, whoever you are defaming my chastity, only Orochimaru-sama may have it." Thought Kabuto in disdain.

Our thoughts where interrupted when Ibiki arrived and our test started with Ibiki doing his mental torture and explained the rules of the test.

Harry used a sealess Kagebunshin and hange'd it into a fly and copied answers from the ninja's who knew the test answer.

30 minutes passed and Ibiki did his 10th question challenge.

Naruto did his inspirational speech like in the anime and anko catapulted herself into the test room with her printed banner.

"The sexy and single Mitirashi Anko has arrived."

Everyone sweatdropped, but there was a sudden flash of a camera.

"Oh yes, oh yes." another flash of the camera.

"Your quite ravashing baby, the boys at the company would love this, oh yeah, a little to the left, cute pose?, how about one for the fans and show a little bit of cleavage." The voice said.

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Surprisingly, Mitirashi Anko complied.

"Oh yeah, baby!, here you go girl, enjoy yourself." The strange photographer said as he handed Anko a scroll.

Everyone was shocked at the eccentric photographers action, even more shocked that Anko showed her cleavage. The last nail on the coffin was when the mysterious photographer's identity was revealed to be Harry.

"Oh, my God!, Jiraiya has succeeded and corrupted him." Shrieked Sasuke as he knew Harry was apprenticed to the perverted toad Sannin.

"I don't know about you, but he can take my picture anytime, I just received an A rank worth of money he paid for those pictures, life is good." Said Anko as everyone sweatdropped.

"Anyway, meet me at training ground 44, the forest of death." Said Anko as she shunshined there immediately.

"The Hokage will hear about this." Said the angry Morino Ibiki.

Time skip Forest of death exam.

Orochimaru was happy, he has finally marked Sasuke with his cursed seal, he also placed a five pronged elemental seal to block the jinchuuriki's chakra, oh life was good.

Orochimaru was disturbed in his thoughts when he heard a strange buzzing sound.

"What he saw shocked him, A bald albino snakelike man with no nose wearing a dark billowing ominous robe who was riding a strange floating rock with eyes appeared before him. The said strange man was holding, gah, what is that weapon, of all the weapon choices this man chose a dildo as a weapon, now that's just messed up even with my standards." Orochimaru thought.

"What or who are you?." Orochimaru asked curiously.

What Orochimaru heard next baffled him truly.

"There can only be one!." Voldemort shouted as his didlo fired a lightning bolt while orochimaru dodge it narrowly by a skillful use of substitution.

"Crazy psycho, I don't have time for this, I already have what I need." Said Orochimaru as he did some hand signs.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!." Orochimaru summoned Manda the boss of the snake.

"Manda-sama, please get rid of that weirdo as I will escape." Said Orochimaru.

"This will cost you 100 sacrifices Orochimu, you hear me." Manda said but he was interrupted.

"Be gone snake, your true Master commands." Voldemort said in parsletongue.

Manda having recognize the high noble tongue of the snake being used and knew what it implied followed his command.

"As you wish Master." Said Manda as he vanished in a puff of smoke.

"What did you do, you blasted fool?." Orochimaru said as he was puzzled with the strange event with Manda.

"No matter, I will take care of you personally." Orochimaru as he did handsigns and summoned a huge mud Dragon and hurled it at Voldemort.

Voldemort mentally ordered his Metagross to use psychic destroyed the mud dragon and pushed of Orochimaru with a huge force that resulted in him catapulted directly into a tree at the same time.

"I'll get you for this you albino freak." Orochimaru said as he fled heavilly injured.

"Mwahahahahahaha, There can only be one!." Shouted Voldemort as his voice echoed into the whole forest of death.