Chapter 7 Harry's Strange Encounter
Authors Note: I humbly present this new chapter to my dedicated readers. I managed to get 4k words done, wohoo. Enjoy.
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~ Previously on Death's New Entertainment Reboot~
"Thank you for patronage everyone, I really must really apologize to that Kakashi fellow. See you guys on my next book signing." explained Lockhart.
"Before I leave, I leave you with a few words of wisdom, It's not all book signings, and publicity photos, you know. You want fame, you have to be prepared for a long hard slog." Gilderoy said as he vanished in a shunsin.
Further exploits quickly spread among the elemental nations and the showdown between Gilderoy, and Jiraiya was the most talked about news in the elemental nations.
Meanwhile Harry was laughing in his room that night for hours along with his fairy spirits before he ran out of energy, and went to sleep.
~Chapter Start~
Harry had a very strange dream that night, he dreamt about Mighto Guy, and Rock Lee naked with only their swimming trunks. They had long luscious hairs, and they were running slowly in the beach sunset in very slow motion emphasizing their hair swaying back, and forth.
Harry quickly felt a shiver down his spine, and woke up feeling very sweaty. "Phew!, what a bad dream." said Harry as a strange figure appeared beside his bed.
The figure was a tall white haired old man, wearing aristocratic clothes, and he had red eyes that seem to see through one's soul.
"Hello young man, I am the Legendary." He was interrupted.
"Perverted Stalker." Harry said finishing his sentence for him. The old man in question just laughed, and replied.
"Indeed, what you said about me is certainly true, and I'm also the legendary "Wizard Marshall" Kischua Zelretch Schweinorg, I am one of the "True Magician." The 5 phenomenon that cannot be achieved through sorcery or science are called "True Magic", and those individuals who can invoke these are called "True Magicians". I have an ability called "The Second Magic", and through this Magic, I can freely stroll through many parallel worlds." Explained Zelretch.
"Not to brag or anything but I am a really great person, here's my character profile if you don't believe me." Said Zelretch with a straight face, and he handed Harry a folder. Harry carefully read the strangers file.
Name: Kischur Zelretch Schweinborg, Kaleidoscope, Old Man of Jewel, The Wizard Marshall
Origin: Nasuverse, makes cameo appearances in Fate Stay Night and Tsukihime
Gender: Male
Classification: Former Human, Magician, Bearer of the Second Magic, Dead Apostole Ancestor
Age: Over a thousand years old
Powers and Abilities: Super speed, strength, durability, magic, can travel between universes, can gather infinite energy from these alternate universes, exchanging information with alternate selves, exchange personalities of alternate selves, time manipulation (can create time dilation fields and travel in time), spatial manipulation (can create large spaces in small volumes), can strike multiple times simultaneously using multi-dimensional refraction phenomenon, BFR via dumping people into dimensions or parallel worlds.
Weaknesses: Using his power to its limits have crippling and almost life-threatening effects to Zelretch.
Destructive Capacity: Up to at least small planet level (stopped a moondrop from the Crimson Moon and pushed the Moon back to its original position but at great cost)
Range: Several hundred thousand kilometers
Speed: Massively hypersonic+ via powerscaling
Durability: Unknown, at least building level via powerscaling, much higher via the use of barriers
Lifting Strength: Superhuman+
Striking Strength: Superhuman+
Stamina: Extremely high, can refill himself with prana from alternate worlds, though excessive use of this can damage his body
Standard Equipment: His Jeweled Sword
Intelligence: Fairly high. One of the most accomplished magi known to the Assotiation, in the past earning the title of Wizard Marshal.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Multi-Dimensional Refraction Phenomenon: It is a technique where three concurrent arching blades close on the enemy from all sides to create a prison, allowing no chance for defense or evasion. It is actually bending the laws of physics to multiply its existence. It starts with a flash from this world, followed by two absolutely simultaneous, over-lapping flashes that disregard the concept of time and space, producing a slash attack that arrives from three different directions.
- Kaleidoscope/Zelretch/Jewel Sword: Allows for the brief opening of a hole to peek into a neighboring world "with different possibilities." On its own, it doesn't have the ability to amplify Prana at all or create it out of nowhere. Draws out energy from parallel worlds and releases it. What's being released from the sword is just pure Prana. There is also a physical cost associated with continuing to use it like that. Can be exploded, just like any other jewel. Said to have stopped Moon Fall.
- Magic "Square": A special magic circle (lolwut) that only Zelretch was able to use. It is able to create a "a virtually limitless Ether Cannon" that is said to have stopped moon fall.
It took ten minutes for Harry to digest the information, and replied. "Yeah, right, and I am." A theme song music was singing could be heard in the background, and Harry stood up and said. "Henshin!." On cue, Harry's PJ's magically vanished leaving him in his boxers, and Harry's background suddenly sparkled into bright colors. Slowly, a magical Girl themed transformation was put into effect as his clothes suddenly slowly appeared around harry, starting with white shoes, he also dons a white tuxedo, with yellow buttons, and a white cape (lined with red). The jacket is left open to reveal his white dress shirt. He also wears white gloves and a white mask that covers his eyes; at times the mask seems to cover his eyes and other times the mask is merely an outline, leaving his eyes visible. The final touch of his disguise is a white top hat, and a red rose stuck in Harry's mouth. Harry's form was no longer that of a teen with black messy hair, but an adult with golden wavy hair; perfect smile; forget-me-not blue eyes. He was Gilderoy Lockhart in his new persona that he copied from a manga in his dimension, it was just fitting.
"I am Tuxedo Kamen!, Defender of Earth." Harry said as large confetti's appeared in his background, and a sun appeared with shining rays complimented the effect of his Introduction.
The Great "Wizard Marshall" Kischua Zelretch Schweinorg in question merely sweatdroped.
"Okay, I'm not Tuxedo Kamen, that is merely a font to confuse my enemies. I am Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, and Author of the most popular perverted erotic book in the elemental nations, behold its true power, and be convert into the perverted side of the force." Harry said as he gave one of his books to the strange figure.
The man in question read a few pages and said.
"It's good, but I've seen better." The Wizard Marshal boasted.
Harry became crestfallen, and replied "How?." The Wizard Marshal, then replied to Harry.
"You've read my profile?, I can travel to different Universes, connect the dots." Zelretch explained.
Harry took awhile and he made an "O" face as he realized the true meaning behind those words, in ninja term or lingo, it would be called Underneath the Underneath.
"Guhhh!, no wonder, I am in the presence of a grand master. I bow to your greatness." Harry bowed in respect.
"Tell me great one, what do I owe this pleasure of having one such as yourself appearing for little ol me?." Harry asked curiously.
"A good question, I am an old man, with a few hobbies. I am most famous for trolling, and chucking different subjects into different dimensions, and or worlds for my amusement, and I feel joy to see them succeed or fail at handling their situation that they have been put through, especially a man named Emiya Shiro. I am here to forcefully kidnap you for entertainment purposes. As much as I love Shiro being creamed, and accidentally stumble into amusing situations, I need variety." Zelretch said with a smile.
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but Mistress death has already had me booked for that role." Harry explained to the old man, and said old man was clearly not impressed.
"Ahh!, even better, competition did have a flair to spice things up. Now of you go." Zelretch said as he shoved Harry into a portal that suddenly appeared.
Sudden thunderstorms could be heard cracking into the air, and an ominous feeling crept into the old trolls spine.
"Ohh, now that can't be Good, Super Meddling Old Man AWAY!." Zelretch shouted as he quickly escaped through another the portal.
Meanwhile, Harry was spat in an empty alley. Harry looked Dazed while still wearing his costume. A large thump bumped on Harry's head. He quickly examined the culprit.
The culprit was a jewel encrusted sword, it is none other than the Jewel Sword (???, housekiken? ) of Zelretch. It is a ritual dagger with a jeweled blade, an alien technology embodying general knowledge from a far future, beyond the reach of modern man.
The sword is capable of the Multi-Dimensional Refraction
Phenomenon, allowing the user to draw in potentially infinite prana .
The kaleidoscope-like jewel blade creates a small opening to the
same area in another parallel world, though any further interference
is impossible, and it draws in all of the prana from that space.
Prana channeled into the blade can be fired off in a blinding stream
of light. The capacity of the blade is limited, so the attack power will
always be the same no matter how much prana is drawn.
The sword hummed, and glowed in Harry's hand begging to be used but squashed the idea, and stored the sword inside his inventory window.
Harry explored the town in his casual clothes to fit in with the crowd. Harry saw a familiar sign he only read in the manga. It said welcome to Juban.
He quickly remembered the Sailor Moon Series about reincarnated princess fighting the forces of evil while doing what Harry called "Cutie Cutie love beams, and Love Love pretty wink attack.", those we're of course exaggerated conjectures, but heroes wearing mini skirts, and looking pretty just means that the heroes were corny, and cliche, at least that was Harry's opinion. Hey who was he to judge other people's hobby, especially if it just screams "Come flirt with me", Harry then thought, and took a page from Jiraiya's handbook and thought "This is a pure gold moment", with a lecherous giggle.
On a far off distance Harry saw magical girls facing an group of youma. Said girls were wearing ridiculous sailor fuku uniforms, which made Harry laugh.
Harry took in the sights of the free fan service, and took out a pen, and paper, his hand was on autopilot, and was driven like a madman as he wrote the scene for his erotic book.
Sailor Moon's fuku consisted of a white leotard with a blue collar that had three stripes on it, light yellow shoulder pads, and a blue skirt, along with red chest and back bows. She wore red knee-high boots with a white border at the triangular top which had a crescent moon at the middle and white gloves with red borders. Her accessories were a tiara, feather barrettes, golden five-pointed star earrings with a crescent moon beneath each star, white-bordered red circular hairpieces (one for each odango), a choker with a golden crescent moon on it with a clip similar to her transformation brooch attached to it, a brooch that was worn in the middle of her chest bow.
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Sailor Mercury, she wore the standard Senshi fuku without sleeves and the dominant color of the fuku was blue while the accent color was light blue. Her earrings, the gem on her tiara, choker, collar, the center of her front bow, skirt, the elbow fittings on her gloves, and her boots were blue, and her front bow and back bow were light blue. Her collar had three stripes, her earrings were three blue studs, and her boots were similar to Sailor Moon's, except were blue and did not have a symbol on them.
Sailor Jupiter, She wears a green gown with two green roses, one on each side, that goes down to her toes and splits in two right above the knee and trails back. Her hair is tied up with a green ribbon with a pink rose in the middle. She has a green choker that is tied in a bow a the back, with the streams running down her back. Her symbol is always on her forehead. In addition to the choker, she also wears a necklace. She also has green heels with a strap across the ankle.
Sailor Uranus, Her dominant color was navy blue (tiara gem, her collar, choker, gloves, back waist bow, skirt and boots) and her accent color was yellow (front bow). She wore one single gold hoop earring on her left ear (in the manga, she wore a second one on her right ear), her collar had no stripes, her choker had no gems attached to it, her shoulder pads were normal, and her gloves were wrist-length. Her shoes were lace up loose navy blue boots. In the manga, her brooch changed from a circle to a heart when Sailor Moon first transformed into Super Sailor Moon.
Sailor Neptune's fuku consisted of a white leotard with a sea-green skirt, a navy-blue front bow, and a navy-blue back bow. The collar on her leotard was sea green and it did not have any stripes on it, and her shoulder pads had three layers. Her gloves were white with sea-green wrist fittings. She wore sea-green high heels with straps that criss-crossed (like ballet slippers). Her accessories were a gold tiara with a sea-green gem in the middle, her earrings were white studs and had some kind of planetary object surrounded by a ring dangling from them, and a sea-green choker with a sea-green gem with golden accents attached to it.
Sailor Saturn's dominant color was purple (choker, collar, elbow fittings of gloves, skirt, and boots), and her accent colors were white (tiara gem, earrings, front middle of choker, and center of front bow) and maroon (front and back bows). Her choker had a white six-pointed star, her collar had no stripes, her shoulder pads resembled flower petals, and the center of her front bow was a white crystal, similar in appearance to Pure Heart Crystals. Her gloves were elbow length with elbow fittings unique among the Senshi. Her boots were knee high and laced up in the front.
Harry was in heaven. He wore a wide grin as he wrote the details of the female heroes in uniform. His writing was suddenly interrupted by a sudden barrage of roses that were thrown at him, and actively dodged them with his ninja reflexes. He looked at the culprit, said culprit dons a black tuxedo, with yellow buttons and a black cape (lined with red). The jacket is left open to reveal his white dress shirt. He also wears white gloves and a white mask that covers his eyes; at times the mask seems to cover his eyes and other times the mask is merely an outline, leaving his eyes visible. The final touch of his disguise is a black top hat. His eyes went wide. He definitely know this person. It was none other than the original "Tuxedo Kamen", who saves those Sailor Senshi from time to time.
"You!, how dare you look at those girls with a perverted face." Tuxedo Kamen accused.
"Ohhh, you sure you have time to beat up a civilian?, but you certainly don't have time to help those poor girls fighting hordes of monsters. Shows what great character you are." Harry accused the man before him.
The man was flabbergasted, but he could not counter and deny the fact that the perverted teen said was true. He was scared, those girls were way more powerful than him now. Sure he could handle the Youma or demons at the begining, but they were evolving, and so we're the sailor senshi, while he was left behind to wallow in self pity. He just stood there in silence.
"Hehehe, I was right, but no need to feel ashamed, you just try your best, it's the thought that counts." Harry said as the man before him lost his strength stammered into the ground.
"Worry not, I shall be your body double, and save the day. Just don't tell them about what you saw me doing. Hey, were men, and healthy men need a healthy stimulation." Harry said trying to cheer up Tuxedo Kamen.
Tuxedo Kamen was confused at what the teen said, but agreed nonetheless. It really was out of his hands.
"Hoho, thanks for your permision, HENSHIN!." Harry shouted as a theme song music was singing could be heard in the background. On cue, Harry's clothes magically vanished leaving his boxers, and Harry's background suddenly sparkled into bright colors. Slowly A magical Girl themed transformation was put into effect as clothes suddenly slowly appeared around harry starting with white shoes, he dons a white tuxedo, with yellow buttons and a white cape (lined with red). The jacket is left open to reveal his white dress shirt. He also wears white gloves and a white mask that covers his eyes; at times the mask seems to cover his eyes and other times the mask is merely an outline, leaving his eyes visible. The final touch of his disguise is a white top hat, and a red rose stuck in Harry's mouth. Harry's form was no longer that of a teen with black messy hair, but an adult with golden wavy hair; perfect smile; forget-me-not blue eyes.
"Tuxedo Kamen, White Knight Version, Defender of Earth, Transformation Complete!." Harry said finishing with a dramatic pose, and large confetti's appeared in his background, and a sun appeared with shining rays complimented the effect of his Introduction.
Mamoru Chiba, the man behind the original Tuxedo Kamen was left speechless. He was so shocked at the events that happened, that it overloaded his brain, and fainted.
"Works every time." Harry said as he vanished into a shunshin.
Meanwhile, the Sailor Senshi were in a bind. They were backed into a corner.
"Foolish Senshi, accept your fate, and let us drain your energy." The youma demanded.
"Never!, love, and peace will prevail. Our Tuxedo Kamen will surely help us if we ever need him. Which is right now would be a good time for reinforcement." Sailor Mars said.
"Hahahaha, that cheap knock-off of a superhero?, back-up, and reinforcement?, are you trying to kill us with laughter?." The youma said while laughing very hard along with his group.
Suddenly a swirl of leaves appeared at the scene revealing a "Tuxedo Kamen wearing white clothes, and sporting a blond hair."
"Sorry to keep you waiting ladies, Tuxedo Kamen, White Knight Version, Defender of Earth has arrived." Said Harry sporting the good guy pose while smiling the shining smile that would make one Maito Guy approve.
"Ahahahahaha, what are you gonna do?, impale us with your roses?." The leader youma mocked.
"I'm trying a different approach this time, please bear with me, I'm a little rusty." Harry explained.
"Ahahahahaha, you can say that again, very well, we will even give you a free shot, and we won't do anything. Hurry up, and throw your stupid roses so we can move to beating you senseless." The youma challenged.
"Very well, Here I go." Harry clasped his hands as if he we're praying, and began chanting.
"I understand of the full lights of the heavens commands me." Harry's voice echoed to the sorrounding area, his voice was filled with power, and the youma's stood there frozen.
"Opens the gates of hell." A large complicated circle runic array formed around the group of youma, the arrays were moving, and the runes were dancing gracefully. One would notice that an octagon shaped, pentagram carved beautifully along the runic arrays.
"Come forth divine lightning." The eight sides of the octagon shot up a blast of light five meters off the ground, and then the beams converged at the center, and with their collective energy, It shot, and rocketed to the sky leaving a hole in the clouds, and leaving the stratosphere very quickly.
"This Ends Now!, Hi-Ougi!, Indignation!" As soon as these words left Harry's mouth, the large energy that exited the atmosphere came down like a pillar of lightning, only 10 times more thick, and stronger than a regular lightning bolt. It striked the group of youma who were in the the middle of the runic array. A large blast of concentrated energy rained down on the group of youma, and the blast exploded in a torrential wave of energy that could rival a Bijudama blast. The poor youma's were burned to ashes, and left no trace of their previous state.
"Tuxedo Kamen, White Knight Version, Defender of Earth, Mission Complete." Harry said in a dramatic pose, and large confetti suddenly came out bursting from nowhere.
Harry then shunshined away leaving the group of cute Sailor Senshi confused, and impressed.
In a deserted alley far away, Harry was basking on his success, and was now in his original form. He thought on what he wanted to do. He really wanted to go back to where Naruto was, and thought really hard. He suddenly remembered that strange jewel sword.
Harry carefully took out the jewel sword. He examined the sword carefully. He felt his chakra flowing through the blade, and he felt a sudden urge to slash an empty air, and so he did. Harry was surprised that a dimensional tear appeared before him.
Harry steeled himself, and jumped through the dimensional tear.
Meanwhile, back to the original Tuxedo Kamen. He was happily in the receiving end between of two lovely large breasts from a certain Sailor Senshi, and thought. "Thank you perverted Tuxedo Kamen, please use my identity anytime. I surely would not mind if this is the end result." Was Mamoru's last thought before passing out of blissful pleasure, while wearing a perverted smile.
Harry's Location:
* *Ding*
®You have gained a new tittle:
*Tuxedo Kamen*
Effect: Charisma + 500
Fame: + 100
* *Ding*
®New stat gained:
*Charisma*
* Harry's Stats:
Character Name: Harry Potter
Alignment: Neutral
Level:37
Profession: Master of death
Title: Tuxedo Kamen
Fame: 100
Health: 1050
Mana: 1200
Strength: 30
Agility: 90
Vitality: 100
Wisdom: 30
Intellect:120
Stamina: 30
Luck: 30
Attack:60
Magic Attack: 240
Magic defense: 60
Mana Regen speed: 6 secs (+120 mana)
Defense:100
Speed: 180
Hit: 180
Crit: 60
Charisma: 500
* ®Stats formula:
®Every level + 10 stats:
1 str = 2 attack, 5 hp
1 vit = 10 hp, 1 def
1 int = 10 mp or mana, 2 magic attack, 1 mana recovery.
1 wis = 2 magic defense, .2 mana regen.
1 agi = 2 speed, 2 hit
1 luck = 2 crit