Chapter 5 The Book

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*The Hokage Office*

In the Hokage tower's office where a bunch of Jonin Ninja awaited to deliver the reports of the passing hopeful genins.

"Ahem.. Now may I have your attention please,... Good." The hokage said.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the matrimony between..." was interrupted.

"Ahem!..., umm, hokage-sama, this isn't a wedding recital." said the random Jonin.

"What!?, ehh?, Of course I knew that, I was testing you young whipper-snappers to keep on your toes." The hokage said.

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

"Now that I have your undivided attention, REPORT!." The hokage commanded.

"Team 8 with Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame passes." said Kurenai.

"Team ten with Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi passes." said Asuma.

Everyone was curious on team seven's performance.

"Team seven with Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, and Harry Potter passes, barely." said Kakashi.

A shocked reaction could be seen on the faces of the people in the room.

"Kakashi explain!." demanded the hokage.

"Well, The test was the usual bell test that I give to very genin hopeful students that I gave. Naruto was brash, and fought head on when I taught Taijutsu. Let's just say that he is suffering from a serious private injury (giggles*). Next I tested Hary in ninjutsu, suffice to say I was impressed in the ninjutsu portion of the test. He countered my jutsu perfectly with an obscure form of kekkai jutsu's. Last but not the least, the Uchiha passed out of the genjutsu test with my creative use of FanGirl illusions." Said Kakashi.

"That's low Kakashi, no-one should deserve that kind of fate." said Asuma.

"Ehh?, you win some, you loose some. Anyways, Harry was able to get the bells at the end of the test. I was surprised, and he refused to tell me how he did it. He gave them up in the end to both Naruto, and Sasuke but they both refused to accept Harry's offer, thus I passed them." explained Kakashi.

"That's great Kakashi, everyone dismissed, Kakashi please stay behind." the hokage ordered.

After everyone left the room.

"What can I do for you hokage-sama?." asked Kakashi.

"Ahem!..., I noticed that you have acquired the new season of Icha Icha, might I know where you got it from?." asked the hokage curiously.

"hmmm?, you said something hokage-sama?." asked Kakashi.

"Don't use that tone with me Kakashi!, now, where did you get the new series of Icha Icha from!?." The hokage questioned with killing intent.

"I don't know what your talking about hokage-sama, this isn't Icha Icha I'm reading." explained Kakashi.

"I'm dissapointed in you Kakashi, who knew you've gone soft from years of service." The hokage said in a dissapointed tone.

"Let me rephrase that hokage-sama, this is definitely not Icha Icha,... it's even better." Kakashi declared.

"What!, how could that be?, No-one, I mean no-one has made a book that surpassed my young pupil Jiraiya's work." the hokage said in disbelief.

"Well this one does, it's so exciting, so vivid, so MAGICAL. The author said said that he gave me the first signed copy, and said that he has yet to publish it. Hehehe, he said that the series was gonna get loads better. If this was just the opening book, I wonder if the next series will turn out. So far it hasn't dissapointed me yet. Ohhhhh!... Ahhhhhh!, the concept is so knew, and original, I can't stop reading." Kakashi explained.

"The hokage was flabbergasted, the mighty Kakashi has found a book that could rival the legendary Icha Icha that his student made. He thought for sure that the legendary series will go unsurpassed, but if Kakashi said it was that good, it probably is, I mean no-one has been able to get Kakashi to read another book." The hokage thought.

With the hokage's thought finished debating on what he has decided the next best course of Action.

"Jonin Hatake Kakashi, I the Lord Hokage, Order you, to hand me that book this instant!." The hokage ordered.

"I refuse!, Hokage-sama, with all due respect, get your own book." Kakashi replied.

"Suppose where can I get that book, when it isn't even in the shelves yet?." asked the hokage sarcastically.

"You should ask the author then, He should have a few copies lying around. He was ready to publish the first series." Kakashi replied.

"And who is this mysterious author?." asked the hokage.

"Don't let his age fool you Hokage-sama, he knows what's he's doing. I only planned to read the first two pages, but I didn't noticed that it already took me ten minutes of continuous reading before I was interrupted. It's that powerful hokage-sama. The author is none other than my student Harry Potter." Kakashi proudly declared.

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Sarutobi was baffled. One so young, and already this experienced. He had no choice but to see if it is true, after all seeing is believing.

"Anbu!." The hokage ordered.

"Yes, hokage-sama?." The Anbu replied, who appeared in front of the hokage.

"Bring me Harry Potter here immediately!, I mean Now!." The hokage commanded in a commanding tone. Gone was the face of the kind old man, and it was replaced with the one who gave him the monicker "The professor", the Anbu could only comply, there was no room of argument, any other than complete obedience will only result in death.

Meanwhile, Team seven were happily eating ramen when a swirl of leaves popped up of existence near the ramen shop, and came the Anbu ordered by the hokage.

The Anbu didn't bother to let them know what happened, and just took Harry, and whisked him away, leaving a stunned Uzumaki, and Uchiha.

"OMG!, someone took Harry!." Naruto said worriedly.

"Calm down dobe, that was an Anbu judging from the mask the ninja was wearing, I'm sure Harry is fine." The stoic Uchiha declared.

"Oh!, now that I think about it, it was an Anbu who took Harry, I hope he'll be back soon." said Naruto who went back to eating ramen.

"hnn." replied Sasuke who also went back to eating ramen.

Back at the hokage tower where the Anbu took Harry.

"Urgghh!, what hit me?, Urghhh, where am I?." Asked Harry.

"Ahem!, Now Harry, I have ordered my Anbu to bring you here today for some serious business." The hokage explained.

Harry was sweating bullets, what could the hokage possibly want with him?.

"What can I do for you, hokage-sama?." Asked Harry.

"Yes, I just heard from Kakashi over there that you have an interesting book that you plan on publishing, and I was wondering If I could get an advanced signed copy?." The hokage asked hopefully.

"Oh yes, I do in fact have several signed copy ready just in case, and plan on distributing them for testing purposes, Maybe you can help me hokage-sama?." Asked Harry hopefully.

"What can I help you with Harry.?" the Hokage asked curiously.

"Yes, you see I have made twenty advance signed copies of my new book, and I was planning on distributing them in a testing stage to see if the readers are interested in it, unfortunately due to my age, no-one has been taking me seriously, so I gave one to Kakashi-sensei who I noticed is an Avid fan of the Icha Icha series. If I have the approval of such a great sensei, then that would push on the series that I'm planning on publishing. But I need to distribute the nineteen books left, but I don't know anyone who is as open as Kakashi who read books similar to Icha Icha." Harry explained.

"Look no further Harry, I can distribute them for you, you see I called you here to see if I can have a copy of the book you have. As Kakashi said, it is so good that it surpassed the Icha Icha series, and I'm DYING to get one of your books." The Hokage explained like he was drooling for a raw steak.

"I thank you hokage-sama, here are the copies." Harry swiped his inventory, and popped came nineteen copies of the green book, and handed them to the hokage.

"I thank you Harry, I know where to give the others, and I can assure you, they will be welcomed" The hokage said reassuringly.

"Thank you hokage-sama, I have to go now, my teammates must be worried about about me."

"Yes, don't keep them waiting." The hokage said in a don't disturb me because I have a brand new toy to test kind of tone.

With that Harry left the Hokage tower leaving one Sarutobi, and one Kakashi giggling.

"Hmm, The Magical Adventures of Gilderoy Lockheart. What a cheesy tittle, but I can't argue the contents. It really is magical." The hokage pondered while reading some more.

News quickly spread about Harry's book in the elemental nations due to the Hokage's influence. The rumors reached the ears of the one, and only Jiaraiya, the Toad sage of Mount Myoboku.

"Whats this?, Someone dare claims to have surpassed my Life's work?, and greatness?. Whoever you are Gilderoy Lockheart, prepare yourself!, No-one, I mean No-one outperverts this Great Super Pervert Jiraiya, Sage of Mount Myokobu." Jiraiya declared.

Unfortunately, this outburst revealed his hiding spot in the women's hotspring section, and the great Super Pervert received a beating of a lifetime.

"I'll get you for this Gidleroy Lockheart, if it's the last thing I do." Jiraiya declared while he was being beaten.

Authors Note:

Harry's pen name used in his book series is Gilderoy Lockheart in honor of his teachings.

Happy reading,

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