Chapter 12 Enter Tsunade the Sannin

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Previously on Death's New Entertainment Reboot.

"We have reason to believe that one Sannin Jiraiya is molesting and ravishing sharingan no Kakashi, you will accompany me with genin Harry to the scene of the crime." the hokage ordered.

Harry then lead the Hokage and a band of Anbu to the abandoned warehouse. The hokage kicked the door with an overpowered chakra enhanced kick and tore the wall. Inside they saw Jiraiya the Sanin with a perverted smirk holding down a rope and a lit candle with Kakashi having a look of horror while being tied to a chair. That is untill they saw the Hokage and a team of Anbu. Jiraiya sweated bullets of sweats and had a look of Horror, meanwhile Kakashi was having a look of disbelief and he felt relieved that he was finally saved.

The Hokage and Anbu could not believe their eyes at the scene. Their faces turned in disgust at Jiraiya the Sannin.

The Sannin in question gulped and said,

"Uhhh, this isn't what it looks like?."

Chapter Start

Tsunade Senju, One of the three Sannin of Legends, Master of Medical Ninjutsu, Shinobi's version of Supergirl.

Tsunade was having her usual loss at the Casino or gambling den, whichever floats your boat. She was in her usual depressed self until she heard that Jiraiya was caught, molesting Kakashi. She could not believe it. Years of pounding the perverted idiot of a Sannin Jiraiya has finally paid off, but at what cost?, He became a Homosexual, and gay.

Tsunade grieved for one minute, but her attitude turned into a full blown hearted laughter. The mere thought of Jiraiya being gay made her day. She had to see the trial, and laugh at that perverted face. She told Shizune to back up and set a journey to Konoha to visit Jiraiya's trial.

Two days later, Tsunade, and Shizune were walking to the hokage tower, and laugh at Jiraiyas face, while taking a picture to make it last forever, it's not everyday the great Jiraiya the Sannin, self proclaimed super pervert, became a very super pervert on the other side of the court, metaphorically speaking. All this and more, is what she will do once she arrives at the hokage tower.

Harry's POV:

Harry was laughing his ass off at the prank he just pulled, he thought "Man, Naruto must have rubbed of on me?, maybe to much of his infuence." While this was on Harry's thought, he saw an image of a mini Naruto wearing a white robe saying "The Dark force is strong with you, oh dark one, very strong it is dark one". Harry facepalmed at the thought. He just imagined Naruto as Yoda version of the dark side of the force from the movie Star wars he saw on the pokemon world.

Harry needed to clear his thoughts, he went to buy more dango, until he saw a beautiful blonde woman with insanely Large breasts. "Must resist!" Harry said to himself, but his inner Gilderoy Lockhart told him to grope those delicious treasure. Harry could not resist his inner Lockhart any longer, and he transformed into Tuxedo Kamen at an abandoned alley.

Harry, no, Gilderoy Kamen went and approached Tsunade boldly, and groped her breast with a passion. The villagers were shocked, and it left them stunned for five minutes, including Tsunade herself. While this was going on, Gilderoy Kamen, announced his analysis.

"Size: hmm, Rank SS class hands down. Texture: Firm, Supple, Flexible, and Elastic, Rank SS. Notable Notes: Breasts are bouncy, and hypnotic, easily Word class material." Gilderoy Kamen declared.

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The villagers gasped at the scene, Shizune was blushing madly. Tsunade finally regained her senses, and punched the perverted man in front of her.

Gilderoy Kamen merely raises his palm to intercept the punch, and also activated his ©Santen Kesshun (????, Three Sacred Links Shield ), a shield barrier version with no reflective properties. He activated it at the size to fit his palm.

Tsunades legendary punched sent Gilderoy Kamen flying, at least that what she hoped happened, but to her surprise, the man in front of her stopped her legendary punch, and said to her. "Thank you for your cooperation, my lovely lady, that breast of yours is truly world class, I am Gilderoy Lockhart, Number one Super Pervert on the block, and Author of the number one most perverted book in the elemental nations.

Tsunade was shocked, this man in front of her was on par with Jiraiya. She wondered how this man withstood her super powered punch. As if to answer her question, Gilderoy replied, "You must be wondering on how how I survived that punch of yours?, why its easy, being the number one pervert grants you a sort of absolute defense, the previous tittle holder has been forcefully dragged down to second place, and diminished his powers greatly, why I ascended into greatness." Harry bullshitted through his explanations.

Tsunade couldn't believe at this mans explanation, The tittle of the most perverted person, grants some sort of absolute defense?. "What bullshit." she thought, but then she remembered the times she had punched Jiraiya countless of times, but seemed to be able to spring into health the next day. Was the man in front of her saying the truth?, it certainly was possible when she confronted Jiraiya those times.

Tsunade was lost in her thoughts that she did not notice Gilderoy Lockhart slipped away from her. The crowds were confused at Tsunade's reaction but concluded that what the perverted author said was true.

That day, news of being the number super pervert, grants an absolute defense spread throughout the elemental nations, many said it was utter bullshit, but when Tsunade being thwarted, and acknowledge said technique, it became very credible.

Tsunade's POV:

Tsunade was beyond pissed, some strange man decided to grabbed, fondled, and grope her breast. His punishment should be instant death, but he blocked her attack without much effort, and declared that the tittle of super pervert grants a form of absolute defense. "What utter bullshit." she thought again bitterly. But she saw it with her own two eyes, the man blocked her attack perfectly, she doubted that a prissy boy, no scratch that, a weak, and frail prissy boy could withstand her punch. It left her no choice but to admit the fact that The man had aquired an absolute defense jutsu from just a perverted tittle?, no, most perverted tittle?.

Her mind was in a state of shock, she decided to go see the Hokage, and vent some stress on Jiraiya. She laughed an evil laugh, that promised pain, and misery that everyone steered away from her.

Meanwhile, Harry was in his apparent laughing pervertedly, and interchanging in laughing like a madman.

Harry's antics today also earned him a cult worshiping him in his Lockhart Persona. When people asked what the cultist were thinking they answered "Lockhart-sama is god among normal people, he may not be as good as the yellow flash, but surviving Tsunade's punch without a scratch is worthy to be praised." then asked "what about Jiraiya?." Their reply? "Please, Jiraiya's old news, out with the old, and in with the new, the new hip generation clearly outclassed him, and when I meant new hip generation, I meant Lockhart-sama." The cultist answered.

Authors Note: Here's some update, enjoy