*Big Papa and Sara arrive at the Wall warehouse dressed in suits and ties. Big Papa is carrying a briefcase. They swipe a keycard holder with their employee ids. Then enter into a warehouse and move to security.*
Rookie security guard: I haven't seen either of you two before? Are you new hires?
Sara: I'M GOING TO RAM THE LIFE OUT OF YOU
*Security guard pulls out a taser and fires it at Sara. Sara falls onto the ground and starts to shake. Sara starts to scream different swear words. Big Papa starts to scream.*
Big Papa: STOP TASING HER; we're from corporate, she has Tourette's syndrome.
Rookie security guard: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I have to file a report now.
Big Papa: Why the fuck are you discharging a weapon for no reason.
Rookie security guard: I didn't know; she threatened me.
Big Papa: Nah, here's what's going to happen. See, I'm a senior from management. You're not going to file a report, or I will fire your ass instantly.
Big Papa: I'm going to swipe my id and go talk to the man in charge of this warehouse. I need to speak to the Boss and find out some sales information.
*Big Papa picks up Sara from the ground.*
Big Papa: You okay?
Sara: That was BULLSHIT.
Rookie security guard: But if I don't file a report, I will get fired.
Big Papa: Bitch, I will slap your ass upside your face. Then fire you. Do you know who you're talking to? I own half of this corporation.
Sara: Yeah, I'M PEGGING HIM(Tourettes).
Big Papa: Stick that report up your ass. I will have all of corporate down here in a second and make you dance like a little monkey.
Rookie security guard: Do you actually want me to do this? I'm going to file a sexual harassment case now. What's your name.
Big Papa: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I'm just kidding, nigga. It looks like we gotta do things the hard way.
*Big Papa takes out a gun and points it at the guard. He walks to the guard. Then bitch slaps the guard across the face with the weapon knocking him out. Big Papa takes the security guard's id and swipes the door behind him. Big Papa drags the body into the room. Then he calls up Denny on his phone.*
Big Papa: We ran into a problem. Fucking rookie ass security guard at the Wall. They got my face on camera, knocking a man out. Can you hack the footage?
Denny: I'll see what I can do. I will try to disable all the cameras or put the cameras on a constant loop from the day before. Did the ids we got work?
Big Papa: Yeah, but I'm scared someone is going to notice this fool is missing.
Denny: Hide him in a locker.
Big Papa: Good idea, Sara, cover me. I am going to hide dis mans.
Sara: FUCK YEAH, EGGS AND BAKEY
*Big Papa hides the body in a locker, and just as he finishes, two different employees enter the building.*
The Wall Employee 1: Where's the security guard?
Big Papa: He's on a bathroom break; he told me he had explosive diarrhea.
The Wall Employee 2: Oh, are you new here?
Big Papa: We're from senior management; who's the Boss?
The Wall Employee 1: You'll find him at the end of the warehouse.
The Wall Employee 2: Something is always shady about him. Are you firing him? We could take you two to him?
Big Papa: Nah, we're increasing his pay bitches, and you two get a raise as well. I also want to look around the warehouse and see if I can cut costs here.
*Big Papa takes out a stack of bills and hands it to the employees, who start to grin.*
The Wall Employee 2: This looks like drug money.
Big Papa: Bitch, who cares where it came from. Be happy and go on your way.
The Wall Employee 1: So can we work now?
Big Papa: That's like a week's worth of salary; take the day off and don't say shit.
*The two employees shrug their heads and leave out of the warehouse.*
*Big Papa and Sara swipe their ids and then enter the actual warehouse building.*
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*They look around to see people working using machines to pick orders of furniture. The layout of the warehouse is the Customer pickups section. Inbound and outbound at either side of the warehouse, everyone stares at them in suits but keeps working. A boss of the customer pickups walks to them*
Customer Pickups Boss: Are you new here?
Big Papa: Nah, were from senior management looking for The Boss.
Customer Pickups Boss: At the end of the warehouse.
Big Papa: Alright I'll be taking one of these order pickers
*Big Papa and Sara jump on the machine. Big Papa starts to drive the order picker. The customer pickups boss starts to chase them but Sara kicks him in the stomach. The Customer pickups boss falls onto the ground screaming.*
*They drive the order picker, and the Customer Pickups Boss pulls the fire alarm. Alerting security and bears gang members. The scene turns into chaos, as they drive through multiple lanes of the warehouse. Sara is firing rounds from an assault rifle as Big Papa struggles to control driving the order picker. Their are several different Bears gangsters hiding in the storage aisles. They shoot their guns,at the order picker, which start to fall from the air off the storage aisles and the order picker starts to take damage. Big Papa loses control and smashes into a storage aisles which causes an explosion. Sara gets sent flying through the air and a couch cushions her fall. Big Papa also gets sent flying backwards into a random worker. They get up and start to run around still looking for The Boss.*
*Denny over mic coms.*:Big Papa can you read me? Have you found The Boss yet?
Big Papa: No but were looking still.
Denny: I think it's a trap get out of there while you can.
*Gang members start coming out from all different directions. Big Papa and Sara fight back but seem to be in trouble.*
*Suddenly Amaran comes riding on a motorcycle which makes no sense because he is in a warehouse. He has two aks in each arm, and starts to shout like a madman.*
Amaran: IT BE GOOD DAY TODAY.
*Amaran guns down all the groups and Big Papa fires rocket launcher rounds at everyone.*
*Suddenly an extremely large asian man comes out of nowhere in a full suit of body armor and a minigun. This man was known as the Boss. He starts firing the minigun and everyone runs for cover. The situation looks dire and needs some help.*
*An explosion happens from the ceiling. A helicopter comes out from the sky. It starts raining bullets down on every enemy in the building. Johhny appear to be in the helicopter and starts to fight back against the enemies.*
Johnny: JOHNNY'S BACK BITCHES.
*Johnny fights back in the helicopter against the enemies on the floor. The Boss keeps firing bullets at the group and slowly makes his way towards them.The scene is complete chaos as people are fighting anyone and everyone.*
*The boss is like a giant wall that can't be stopped. Johnny is still in the helicopter and keeps providing cover fire. The Boss powers up and enters rampage mode. Johnny's crew arrives out of nowhere and gangsters are fighting throughout the building. The Boss mows down most of Johnny's crew.*
Denny: Papa theirs too many of them, I don't know if we can break down the wall yet, get out of their Big Papa.
Big Papa: No Denny, we will defeat this evil boss together.
*Big Papa pulls out a rocket launcher and enters rampage mode. Big Papa starts to charge his weapon, The group all enters rampage mode and works together to defeat the boss. Big Papa fires a super blast at the Boss, destroying him completely.
*Ropes drop down from the helicopter.*
Denny: Good job Papa, we broke down the Wall.
*The group of misfits cheer.*
Johnny: GET IN THE HOPPA.
*Each character of Papa's Crew grabs a rope and the ropes start to lift them up. The helicopter escapes the building and the scene ends.*