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Don't F with Geese.

Don't F with Geese.

Big Papa, Sara, Marley, and Amaran are all walking down the lakeshores park path. They noticed trees and the lake beside them. They see the BN Tower and the Bydome in the distance.

Sara: Ever notice how it looks like a DONG?

Marley: It only got one ting

Amaran: Dah, SUPER TING

Big Papa: The dome to conquer all other domes.

Sara: Pointing to the sky. BITCHES I'm FLY.

*The group notices a flock of Canadian geese walking down the path towards them. Big Papa tosses a donut at the geese. All the geese fight over the piece of food then charge at Big Papa.*

Sara: Big Papa, YOU STUPID FUCK, why would you feed them.

Amaran: Dippie-shit, BAD DAY

Marley: Run and Ting

The group starts to run down the path, chased by a flock of angry, hungry geese.

Amaran: What we do?

Big Papa runs into the trees, and the group follows them. He throws one last donut, and the group hides behind a big rock.

Marley: Shit, that was close, brethren.

Amaran: Why we not fight?

Marley: You can't hurt animals and ting, come on, brethren.

Big Papa: I think we lost dem.

Marley: All this running has me tired out; I need a quick ting.

*Marley pulls out a fat stashed blunt and hits it.

The group leaves the forest and walks back to the main path.

Big Papa: Johnny should be parked near the route down there. He's got tons of shit on him. All smuggled from the docks.

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They pass by a couple walking their dog, who stops and starts to bark at Big Papa.

Big Papa barks back, and the dog runs away fast with the couple trying to chase it. Then the geese spot the dog and start to fly at the couple.

Big Papa: I'm the Boss, bitches.

They see Johnny behind a pickup and a container in the back. Johnny is sitting on the box on the back of the truck with a bottle of jack daniels.

Johnny: Papa, get your fat ass over here.

Big Papa: My boy, Johnny, wheres the walker?

Johnny: I've got Baniels today; take a swig.

Johnny tosses the bottle to Big Papa, who starts to chug it. Johnny opens the box to reveal aks, rocket launchers, submachines, pistols, body armor, grenades, and c4 explosives.

Johnny: Take your pick; what are you looking for today?

*Big Papa throws the bottle back to Johnny, who starts to drink it. Then unravels 100,000 in bills from his hoodie pocket.*

Big Papa: We'll take it all.

*All of the members grab items from the box. Getting fully strapped with gear. They notice Wolves members walking in the distance.*

Johnny and Big Papa: Not on my turf, bitches.

*A fight scene occurs between the Wolves Gang and Papa's crew of misfits. The scene becomes pure chaos as bullets and grenades fly through the air. Johnny takes out a rocket launcher and fires a rocket which kills all the Wolves gang members.*

*Unknown to the characters Christina in a four-door, watching the whole thing and on the phone.*