Sara is sprinting down the sidewalk and notices Big Papa slowly running down the street. There running from cops chasing them.
Sara: Hurry up, BIG WHALE(Tourettes) Papa there coming in close.
Sara runs behind a car and starts shooting to cover Papa.
Big Papa: Hold up one sec; I need to catch my breath
.Big Papa ducks behind a car and looks into his pockets. He pulls out a massive joint and lights it. Sara lays cover fire
Sara: Why the FUCK are you lighting a joint while cops are trying to kill us?
Big Papa: Bitch, I'm trying to think of a way out of this. I need inspiration.
At the same time, a black cat is near a dumpster. It's oblivious to the situation and looking for food. It wanders close to Big Papa
Big Papa: Aww, what a cute kitty; I think the little guy wants some food. I'm going to name it Dubs.
Big Papa looks in his pockets to find a random Bim Borton's donut that he didn't finish. He gives it to Dubs and then starts to scratch its ears.
Sara lays down cover fire.
Sara: Why are you petting MY PUSSY, a kitttt-eee, while we're fucking fighting cops?
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Sara: They're literally trying to murder us, Papa. Do something YA FAT FUCK
Big Papa looks through his pockets and finds one last grenade.
Sara: Papa, we don't have much time.
Bullets keep ricocheting and hitting random objects. Big Papa looks at the grenade then the cat. Then looks at Sara
Sara: Don't you dare big Papa. You better not do what I think you're going to do. KAMIKAZE KITTY.
Big Papa: Naa, this fucker is smart; Dubs knows what to do.
Big Papa puts the grenade on the ground. He pulls out a donut, then points to the grenade. Big Papa motions to the cops behind the police car. The kitty grabs the grenade and runs to the cop car. Dubs ducks and weaves in between vehicles. The cops firing don't even notice the cat. The cat drops the grenade. Then starts to run back to Big Papa. Big Papa turns around and aims his gun at the grenade. He fires a single shot at the grenade, and the grenade blows up. The scene ends with an explosion while Big Papa is giving the donut to Dubs and petting him.