*Big Papa, Sara, and Amaran are all in a four-door car. Big Papa takes a hit of his blunt then hands it to Amaran. Big Papa's car is parked in front of the Church of Latter-Day Baints. Amaran is sitting shotgun, and Sara is in the back with Big Papa's dog, Magic.*

Big Papa: So I got a call from Mr.W yesterday.

Amaran: What did your connection say?

Big Papa: He's got a lead on one of the bosses of the Wolves clan.

Sara: So how do we FUCK him out?

Big Papa: We get into the church and steal priest robes. Then we conduct a Sunday Mass.

Amaran: So hold a priest and nun hostage?

Big Papa, Nah, Ama-run, we bribe them. They're Batholic.

Sara: You sure BIG WILLY?

Big Papa: Well, I got my gun as a back-up; Big Papa thinks of all the solutions.

Amaran: So casual host-age?

Sara: Casual SMALL DING DONG

Amaran: Dippie-shit.

Big Papa: Alright, let's walk in and confront these bitches. Magic stay in the car.

Magic: *BARKS*

*Big Papa, Amaran, and Sara all walk into the church. They notice a preschool for children attached to the church.*

*Sister Mary is at the entrance when they enter, and Father Alan is at the back.*

Sister Mary: Good day to you, brothers and sisters. Welcome to the Church of Later-Day Baints. Mass is Tomorrow.

Sister Mary: Have you come to make a donation?

Sara: I WANT TO DONATE FOR THOSE BADONKERS

Sister Mary: My heavens dear, would you please watch your language inside of the church.

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Big Papa: She has Tourette's syndrome.

Sister Mary: Ohh, is there a demon inside her that needs to be expelled by Father Alan?

Big Papa: NAH BITCH IT'S A MENTAL FUCKING ILLNESS

Sister Mary: Watch your voice inside of the church, my dear sir.

*Father Alan approaches them.*

Father Alan: Is there anything the problem? Can you please lower your volume inside of the church, my brothers and sister?

Sara: ARE YOU A VIRGIN OR ARE YOU SHAGGING MARY

Sister Mary: Good heavens, I'm a nun. Father get the cross.

Father Alan: THERES DEMONS IN THEM

*Amaran pushes Father Alan.*

Amaran: No dippie-shit, need robes.

*Big Papa pulls out a bundle of cash from his hoodie.*

Big Papa: How much can I slip you folks for some of that quality clothing.

Sister Mary: By the lord, Father Alan, we must not give them any clothing; who knows what they would do with it.

*Father Alan makes the sign of the cross. Then he puts his hand on Sara's forehead.*

Father Alan: I COMPEL THY DEMON TO LEAVE

*Big Papa takes out his gun and pushes Father Alan onto the floor. Sara puts her gun to Sister Mary's head.*

Big Papa: Looks like we're going to do it the hard-way.

*Father Alan and Sister Mary both kneel and start praying.*

Father Alan: Please don't kill us, sirs and madam have mercy.

Big Papa: Amaran, tie these bitches up, and let's take them to the back.

*Big Papa, Sara, and Amaran all eventually fall asleep in the backroom of the church, The priest and nun lay on the floor shaking because they are tied up and gagged*