A white male cop is drinking a Bim's Borton's coffee in Boronto in his car. The cruiser is parked in the street near Heele in downtown Boronto. The cop notices a black Gord Truck speeding in front of him. The truck is weaving through traffic. The cop turns on the engine and takes a right behind the truck. The cop turns on his lights and starts to chase the suspect.

Male Cop: "1083 black Gord Truck with plates H3D5 519. The suspect is turning on Winchester street and now stopping on Winchester street. Leaving the car and approaching, suspect is parked."

The male Cop walks up to the window to see a massive black male sitting in the seat. The Cop taps the window.

Male Cop: "Good afternoon sir, can you please roll down your window."

Big Papa rolls down his window.

Big Papa: "Anything the problem, officer? Big Papa grins with his shiny gold tooth."

Male Cop: "Hand me your driver's license and registration. Got any firearms in the vehicle?"

Big Papa: Okay dude, I mean Sir, here you go.

Big Papa hands him his paperwork.

Big Papa looks through the glove box and finds a large blunt. He lights it up in front of the cop.

Male Cop: "Sir, do you understand that it is illegal to smoke and drive. I'm sorry, sir, but can you please put down the joint? Then put your hands up and exit the vehicle."

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Big Papa: "Well, officer. It looks like I'm parked right now, so I'm not driving."

Male Cop takes out his gun and aims his weapon at Big Papa. Then starts to radio back-up.

Big Papa starts to lower the blunt.

Big Papa: "Okay, sorry, officer, I'm getting out of the car now. Just put the gun down. I have two daughters and a wife."

Male Cop starts to lower the gun a little and seems to be more respectful to Big Papa now.

Male Cop: "Okay, sir, just please put the blunt out. Hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle. Nice and slow now, sir."

Big Papa rips a fat hit of the blunt, then exhales at the cop. Big Papa throws the blunt at the cop and pulls his seatback. The cop panics when the blunt hits his face and fires his gun multiple times at the smoke cloud and car. Most of the bullets hit either the Gord truck or Big Papa's shirt with body armor inside. At the same time, Big Papa grabs his Nine in his hoodie pocket and fires three clean shots, one of the bullets hits the cop square in the eyes. After the gunfight Big Papa sees the body on the floor. He sticks his head out of the car window and spits on the body.

Big Papa: "I'm Big Papa, remember my name."

Big Papa turns on the car and speeds away.