*Next day, Big Papa is struggling to get into Father Alan's robes.*

Sara: Need some help, big man?

Big Papa: The STRUGGLE IS REAL

*Amaran is wearing altar boy robes and then puts a turban on his head. Big Papa finally gets into the robes but rips them a little on his rear end without noticing.*

Big Papa: Why the fuck are you wearing a Turban Amaran. Were supposed to be Batholic.

Amaran: I am both; I have become one with both religions.

*Big Papa pulls the Turban off.*

Big Papa: Take that shit off, be serious.

Amaran: NEVER, TOUCH A MAN's TURBAN

* Amaran and Big Papa start to fight each other. Each trading blow after blow.Sara comes out of nowhere dressed in Nun clothes. Both of them start to hug, and their jaws drop*

Big Papa: Damm girl, you're looking fine as hell, looking so sexy. May I pray for forgiveness?

*Amaran starts to get a boner in his pants. Then he covers himself and looks away.*

Amaran: Amma-bon, umm hi?

*Big Papa and Sara both laugh at Amaran.*

Big Papa: Nigga, needs a bathroom break stat.

*Sara pushes up her cleavage.*

Sara: When your hot, you gotta show it.

*Sara does a little twirl.*

Sara: NOW WHEN CAN I PEG THEM?

*They hear a bell ringing in the distance and people talking in the church.*

Big Papa: Shit niggas, we got to go.

*The group walks into the church and sees people sitting waiting for the priest. They stare in confusion at Big Papa, Sara and Amaran.*

Big Papa: Hello, brothers and sisters. Father Alan and Sister Mary have had medical problems. I have arrived today from the Church of Holy Ghosts to conduct our mass.

*Big Papa walks to the top of the Alter*

Big Papa: Everyone rise, By the power of HEBUS, I present to you the holy coochie.

*Big Papa raises a piece of bread in the air.*

Sara and Amaran together shouting: AMAN

Big Papa: Now take your seats.

SARA: EVERYONE CAN SUCK MY ROOSTER'S NUTSACK

*The audience gasps.*

Big Papa: Settle down; this nun has a demon living in her. Today I will use my power of FOD to compel the devil out of her.

*The audience starts to clap.*

Big Papa: The man beside him has just converted to our religion. He's a holy warrior of the Macs.

Dumbass Person: I swear I saw him working at Mac-Dons

*Big Papa points to Evil Person.*

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Big Papa: Do you dare doubt the holy PAPA?

Big Papa: Leave now, and may your sins never be forgiven.

Dumbass Person: Fuck, this shit blows

*Dumbass Person exits the church.*

*Big Papa looks through the crowd and finally notices the Wolves boss that he was looking for. Big Papa points at him*

Big Papa: You, Sir, Stand up and approach the Altar.

*Wolves Boss shakes his head.*

Big Papa: Don't be scared; you will help me purge the demon from this nun.

*Audience starts to chant and clap. Wolves Boss walks up to the alter.*

*Big Papa walks up to Sara and puts the Wolves Boss hand on her forehead.*

Big Papa: By the power of Bebus, HEIST COMPELS YOU

*He pushes the wolf's boss hand to the head of Sara, and Sara falls down.*

*The crowd gasps. Sara stands up.*

Sara: I am reborn.

*The crowd claps.*

Big Papa: Now Papa and this Nun must take this holy man into the background for a blessing. Holy Warrior Ammoran, please conduct the mass for 5 minutes.

Amaran: *Mutters* Shitty Day.

*Amaran goes to the top of the Altar.*

Amaran: Umm, hinduie compels you?

*The crowd claps. Big Papa, Sara, and the Wolves boss all exit to the backroom. Once they enter the backroom, Big Papa pulls out a gun from his robes.*

Big Papa: Now we have control nigga.

*They notice Sister Mary and Father Alan crying in the corner and are wiggling around while tied up.*

Wolves Boss: I'll kill you the second I get out of here.

Big Papa: We're taking your turf and breaking your clan. Now start walking all of you.

*Big Papa motions to the priest, nun, and the Wolves Boss. They exit out the back and see a group of children all in the playground with a teacher.*

Sara: COCK, I mean FUCK, SHIT.

Big Papa: I am HOLY PAPA TAKING THE DEMONS FROM THESE EVIL PEOPLE.

*The children cheer, and the teacher watching them grasps. Then the teacher starts to gather them to get back into the preschool.*

*Big Papa/ Sara run to the car and put the Wolves boss in it. Then Big Papa motions to the priest and nun who are naked and tied up.*

Sara: BOCK BOCK RUN LIKE CHICKENS

*Big Papa laughs, and the priest/nun run onto the street, dancing in between cars. The cars stop and honk at them.*

*Big Papa and Sara get into the car and drive to an unknown location; it looks like rural GBA, and the scene fades to black.*