Marley: So we're locked and ting cause of Johnny. What's next, Papa?

Big Papa: Mr. W gave me a call yesterday and said that the Tigers are storing their goods at this Foblaws near the border between downtown Boronto and Dississauga.

Amaran: It will get serious now?

Sara: FAT ASSED BITCHES TIME

Big Papa: Yea, shits about to get serious; I'm surprised you fools are still alive.

Amaran: It's a good day. Me alive.

Marley: So what's the plan and ting?

Big Papa: Well, I think we can ally with the Dragons.

*Everyone stares at Big Papa with a confused look.*

Sara: Papa, remember the Bim Borton's. Lil Kat wants us dead.

Marley: Yeah, she be killing all me homies and ting.

Big Papa: Actually, I called her yesterday. She wants the Tiger gang dead because they are on the Dragon's turf.

*Points to the map.*

Big Papa: See this location, is on the two borders of each Gang. The Tigers store their goods here because they want to put all of their Gang on the border. Just in case the Dragons attack. So it's actually…

*Amaran takes a hit of a joint.*

Amaran: A strategical advantage. It's like a chokehold between the two borders.

Big Papa: Exactly, so if we take this storehouse, we could give it to the Dragons. Then we gain both drugs and an ally.

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Marley: Are you sure we can trust dem?

Big Papa: Big Papa doesn't know, but if they fuck us. Then we fuck them right back.

Sara: RIGHT IN THE BUTT

Big Papa: Exactly, girl.

*Big Papa and Sara fist bump.*

Amaran: So what is plan for dis?

*Big Papa takes a massive hit.*

Big Papa: This one is easy; We steal a Foblaws truck. Me and Sara will drive it to the Foblaws, and Marley will hide in the trailer. We will have a Jamaican transport the goods and waiting in a getaway car. The Jamaican takes the truck after we finish loading it. Then we get into the getaway car and leave.

Marley: How is dis going to work and ting?

Big Papa: See, Amaran is the crucial part of the plan. Amaran is going to dress up as a Tiger. Amaran will knock out some of the guards and disable the security footage. Then we go in. Amaran will find out where they are hiding the goods, and then we meet up to secure the goods. Then we load the truck and go to the getaway car.

Sara: SOUNDS LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLAN

Marley: Shittt, even Sara's Tourettes thinks it's bad, looks like we're fucked and ting.

Big Papa: Trust me, guys, this time we won't get fucked.

Sara: IN THE ASS

*The group laughs and then exits the abandoned building.*