Name: [removed]

Gender: Male (assumed)

Age: 25

Hobby: fashion, shopping, Asian (Chinese) women

Fav. food: dim sum

Fav. color: green

Fav. store: Holt Renfrew

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Quote: "Who needs a gym membership when you got swag?"

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Name: [removed]

Gender: Male (assigned)

Age: 19

Hobby: anime, video games, RP

Fav. country: Japan

Fav. animal: cat (preferably a domestic, submissive catgirl)

Fav. cereal: Reese's Puffs

Quote: "Shut the fuck up! You don't understand! I'll piss all over your grave once they lower you!"

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Name: [removed]

Gender: M (currently)

Age: 31

Hobby: politics, philosophy, marijuana

Fav. party: don't know

Fav. philosopher: not important

Fav. dealer: Doug (the guy behind the 7-Eleven who sometimes comes over to play Call of Duty with us)

Quote: "Like, bro, you know what I mean? Ha ha! Dope. Dope shit."