Alright, dude. So, like, you know what I mean? Man, like the world is so complex and shit. Like, fuck man. If you need an answer, just hit me up! I know all the wildest shit, bro. Like, tight ass motherfucker shit. Shit's dope! I'm always right, man! Unless I'm like, wrong, bro! God? I know him. Called him up yesterday, ha ha ha! The environment? Can't say I've looked into it deep enough but I got your answer! Politics? Bro, I'd be a politician if I had some motivation! I know what's right and wrong. I know what's moral. I know more facts than anybody you know! Just hit me up and I'll tell you everything! Everything! I'm not sure why not many people ask me in the first place though. Like, I know all this shit and people choose to not ask me. I should know as much as everybody else. I do just as much as everybody else. Why doesn't anybody ask me shit? Like, bro, I've read through so many Wikipedia articles, it's crazy! I watch the same talk show hosts and a few more! A few more! Than everybody else! That's right! I know more than everybody else. So hit me up! Ask me any question and I'll give you an answer! The right answer! Not that phony answer everybody else believes in. I got YOU the right answer. I know it's true because I know it's true.

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