"Sorry but you're not good enough."

"Excessively indulge in thing that makes you unhappy long-term to make you happy short-term."

"Hot iced coffee."

"The world is your oyster, and oyster can give you vibriosis."

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"Wear mask to unleash true self."

"You can't win if you don't play. The only winning move is not to play."

"There are three types of people in the world: those who think, those who know, and those who think they know."

"Why me? Why not them?"

"Till death do us part. Or the divorce papers I suppose."

"Why did you leave me for the guy who punched you?"

"Open borders for all countries (including Israel)!"