A DAY IN MY LIFE

- Wake up sometime in the afternoon.

- Play video games.

- Watch anime while eating cereal. Chocolate is my favorite.

- Find new anime to watch.

- Go to the fridge.

- Realize it's getting empty.

- Tell mom to go buy groceries.

- Remind her to buy Schezwan sauce because it tastes good with chicken tenders.

- Get yelled at for not having a job.

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- Convince her I'm still looking for one.

- Get told to go outside and hand my resumes in person.

- Convince her I will do that next week.

- Continue watching anime while eating frozen burritos (microwaved).

- Go talk to my friends.

- I am now a cat warrior swordsman.

- Continuing a quest to find the Unholy Grail hidden deep inside an abandoned temple.

- Fight against monsters.

- Somebody needs to leave so we have to continue the cat warrior swordsman stuff tomorrow.

- Play video games while eating instant ramen.

- Think about what I'll do if my parents die.

- Will I get enough money from the government to live? Surely I'll get a bunch from inheritance but how long will that last me?

- Get called to have dinner with my parents because I need to get out of my room (so my mom tells me).

- Get beaten up by my dad again because I called him a wage slave (again). I'll be having the last laugh when he's buried in the ground with nothing but his own corpse. Going to his job for five days a week and wasting his life away like the way he is.

- Watch anime.

- Remember I don't have any friends outside the internet, so no reason to go out.

- Sleep.