**DING**
Host!, Nuoveld World has 12 months a year, 32 days a month, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 60 minutes per hour, and 60 seconds per minute. Simple right?
I know it's almost identical to your world, but the universe is so vast that the chances of it happening are low but not impossible, or some retarded higher Omnipotent beings being made is possible, who knows.
The Nuoveld World is four times larger than your previous world, and with way more than 10000 sapient races, let's move on. I'm too lazy for this shit.
The Nuoveld world has seven large continents, namely: The Burning Desert Continent, Moonlight Continent, Deep Sea Continent, Frozen Wasteland Continent, Blessed Continent, United Allied Kingdom Continent, and lastly the Great Immortal Empire Continent.
The Burning Desert Continent is a desert-biome continent (shocking). Although the continent is purely made out of desert, its kingdoms and empires are prosperous and by no means weaker than the rest of the continent.
Magic and racial traits made the continent the best area for certain types of races.
Well, in my opinion, it's a shithole, a hot shithole with sand. I know a gifted guy who hated sand and grew up to be an edgy, entitled bitch lord. kekw!
The Moonlight Continent has a biome that is completely independent from the sun.
Powerful races who dwell in the dark, or races who gain unimaginable power during night time dominated the continent. Due to its unique environment, all types of special herbs and plants grew that provided special properties in pursuit of the pinnacle; this, in turn, attracted all the faraway kingdoms and empires, of which some tried to take a slice of the pie for themselves, be it through conquest or trade routes.
The Deep Sea Continent, embodied by many small and large islands and known to have the most volcanoes in the world, forms a unique geographical structure.
Due to the unforeseeable weather, most of the races that are living there are aquatic races that can also survive on land; basically, that continent has nothing but tsunamis and submerged islands, depending on the season.
A wet shithole in short, with a horrifying resemblance to your teen-age youth face.
If you were to observe from a space perspective, it would be like looking at your face when you were a teenager, full of pimples and blackheads.
'Hey! Is that a personal attack or something?'
**DING**
Your God damn right it was!
The Frozen Wasteland, a biome of snow and ice (you don't say! ), on the continent, has the harshest climate compared to others. Despite its unforgiving weather, unique plants and animals with special properties inhabit the continent.
The continent was so unbearable that when natives discovered the other continents, they decided to "fuck this shite, I'm out" and migrated, by which they conquered and invaded the other lands.
Interestingly enough, this in turn made the continent inhabited by mostly beasts, and after the mass immigration to other continents, the population was so huge it was dubbed the "Beast Continent."
A cold shit hole, where cold shits go so hard you can stab somebody with them, is the type of shit that took you a long time in the bathroom, but we all know what's taking too long, and it's definitely not hard shit.
'I knew it! I always felt paranoid when doing the deed, like some people were watching me. I always thought that my ancestors, in ghost form, were just standing and waiting inside the bathroom, I don't know why, but they just stood there and judged when I did the deed, especially when the forbidden TAGS were involved.'
**DING**
You're getting way too detailed there. Host!
The Blessed Continent, The United Allied Kingdom Continent, and The Great Immortal Empire Continent are conjured continents forming the largest land mass in the Nuoveld World.
The Blessed Continent is located in the southeast area. The continent is full of religious temples and nut jobs, it has come to the point that if the person wasn't a nut job, then he must be an immigrant, a spy, or worse, a heathen!
Before, the continent was just like any other; that is, until the emperors, the nobles, and all who had authority discovered that religion could be used to gather wealth, power, and support to fulfill their never-ending greed.
Abusing the believers' good faith and devotion to garner funds and support for the wars they waged, things slowly grew bigger and out of control, and it didn't take a genius to see what was going on and take advantage of the situation, proclaiming themselves as prophets or messiahs, and declaring these emperors, nobles, and others in authority as sinners or heathens. These nut jobs then appointed themselves "pope" and aimed their blades at those who once governed over them, the old ruling class. After losing their military power and funds in the sudden turn of events, these people faced only death; they were hunted, purged, and excommunicated.
The continent's kingdoms slowly fell one after another, and standing in their place were religious sanctuaries built to worship their gods, and as always, everyone would always find a way to piss each other off, so war is as frequent as it has ever been. After all, these nutjobs' mentality was, "How could they worship that non-existing god when my god is a lot better and is real? Allow me to introduce my God's greatness and spread my God's teachings to these ignorant heathens through peaceful violence!" In a sense, the content just went under new management, but the business stayed as usual; after all, it's a profitable business.
A Holy Shit Hole.
The United Allied Kingdom. The natives from the Frozen Wasteland choose to migrate here. The continent is located at the northern part of the conjured three continents. Despite its name, there has never been a scenario in history where the whole continent was united under one ruling kingdom to warrant such a name.
Conflicts between kingdoms were more frequent than the others, albeit on a smaller scale, and damages were kept to a minimum. Due to the nature of the continent, almost all kingdoms have decent military might and experience.
The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.
The United Allied Kingdom Continent, was renamed as such after almost all the kingdoms on the continent formed coalitions to fight against the increasingly looming threat of invasion from the pretentious and narcissistic Great Immortal Empire.
A bunch of shitballs! comes in different sizes.
The Great Immortal Empire Continent. The continent has been completely dominated by the Great Immortal Empire for ages.
The Royal Family of the Great Immortal Empire was rumored to be the descendants of the immortals who descended from the heavens long ago.
The Great Immortal Empire established itself, remained at its peak, continuously expanding its military power and border, and continues to do so due to its eons-old mighty foundation.
In the legend, an immortal weapon was hidden in the empire's royal treasury, and it was once taken out to deal with an almighty foe that threatened its empire, to this day, it remains such a legend.
When the Great Immortal Empire completely occupied every land on the continent, they boldly renamed it the Great Immortal Empire Continent.
Massive negative outcry, dissatisfaction, and opposition from the empire's neighboring kingdoms were shown. Despite the negative impact and hostility it received from the rest, the Empire stood still and proud, it even had the guts to slowly extend its claws to other areas.
Well Host! Those immortals were probably some nobody in their world, one of many. They must have stumbled onto Nouveld World, clapped some native cheeks, and gone out to buy a pack of cigarettes. Well, it's still a shithole—an immortal shithole—the type of shit you're flushing, but it still comes back. kekw!
Well, there you go, Host! I talked too much; you probably won't even last a few seconds when we get there!
'The more I thought about it and thoroughly absorbed the information, the more I thought that this information was all a bunch of shit. Are you seriously shitting me?'
Lokie couldn't take this information seriously the more he listened to this lousy Uber bullshitting.
**DING**
These information are legit yow! It may not be very detailed. Host! As you already know, you're no longer a human but an orkling, Host! So sending you to a human settlement where you were supposed to be transmigrated would be suicidal. Orkling settlement is a big no-no too due to their customs and traditions; well, even if I can send you there, I still won't do it. In other words, I have to send you somewhere random.
'Wow, you guys screwed up big time, and now I'm going to die before I can even do what you people told me to do.'
**DING**
They screwed up, not me. HOST! In fact, your well-being is not our priority; sending you to your designated human settlement was the original plan, regardless of whether you are human or not. Your death won't change anything. We're sending as many people from Earth to another world as we can currently speak about; you're just one of many.
Sending you to a random location was my own decision, and I'm already risking it. Further, interference in your transmigration will get me into big trouble. Host! Anyhow, enough of this nonsense, and choose a race already, so I can finally ditch you in that shitty world.
'That was very reassuring and rude. "Sigh." 'Thanks for everything, really, I mean it.' Lokie stared at the Class System Board and began contemplating.
"Hmm, I'm thinking Soldier Class, after all, it's a lot easier to defend with weapons. Although Brute Class sounds nice, it's probably for the YOLO people, and as for the sharpshooter, it's a big NO; my accuracy in dodgeball during P.E. was worse than a guy in a vegetative state.
Wait, does that world have guns? then the sharpshooter might have some use, hmm, this is hard.' Lukie thought about the pros and cons of each class and, after some time, decided to pick the soldier class tree, but before doing it for good. Lukie thickened his face and asked for its opinion; although it might be full of nonsense again, it wouldn't hurt to ask.
'Hey, I'm thinking of picking the Orkling Solder Class; do you think it's good? I mean, my only options are the Brute and Solder classes. Sharpshooter is a big no for me.'
**DING**
Host! I cannot assist or influence you in deciding which class you want to take for yourself. My only job is to escort you to the world you are being sent to and provide you with the standard information for your racial class tree descriptions.
If everything went normally, as it should have, you would be transported near humans' settlements and would gather every bit of information you could, but since you had the worst luck of all, being the selected pioneers, and ended up losing your human body and turning into an orkling, the human settlement would be a death sentence for you, and don't forget how smart your fellow Orklings are. Host!.
'hmm...., soldier class it is then. "Let's just make do with it and get this over with," Lokie silently mutters as he makes up his mind.
**DING**
Host! Though ugly and hideous you may be, your unique charm persuaded me. The moment you lost your body, everything was already a shitshow, and I have already done many things I should not have done, but I will be grateful for your last problem; this great one just sent its resume to a better organization, and I got the position. Hue, hue, hue!
Since this will be my last, I could go into more detail, but not so much that it might bite me in the ass later.
Alright, now the soldier class is the most common, and it's a good class; nothing would ever go wrong normally, but only if you were originally an Orkling, because, like I said, compatibility. Unless you have a magic affinity or are an a-fish, most races can make use of the Soldier Class Tree to its full potential. But have you forgotten that your current race is dumb as fuck, not to mention that you were originally a human?
Your racial traits can't craft any decent auxiliary items; you can use bones, stones, and sticks to sharpen and make use of them, but with your luck and your race's trait, you will end up breaking or chipping those. Sharpening items is another form of crafting, so your race's clumsy hands will be a pain in the ass for you.
As for trading with other people or with your fellow Orks, don't even dream about it. Host! If you meet a fellow Orkling, for some dumb reason, your race has this urge to beat each other up. Most of the time, nothing serious will happen, but if it's you, you will definitely find a way to get killed. As for other races, there won't be anything for you to trade with because you are going to be the product. So avoid them at all costs until you have the strength to do business with them.
Now, for Brute Class Tree. Although the Soldier and Brute classes are mostly identical and have almost no distinct differences, that is only at the beginning. As each class utilized their potential differently, the brute class pursued its pinnacle strength. For that to happen, one must have a deep understanding of their own strengths and potential. In your case, this will greatly help you to understand more about the Orkling race, hence hastening the process of assimilation and thus increasing your chances of survival out there.
One more thing: with the brute class, you don't need any auxiliary weapons to battle, as long as the weapon is heavy, big, and you can lift it. then shits in the bag! Host!
"Wow, another info dump, and I appreciate it. Thanks a lot for this; there's no need to beat around the bush, so I pick Brute Class Tree as my final choice." Lokie thought that he will be screwed again, he could be lied to, but to hell with it, it's not going to change much anyways, both of them are close combat classes, which has its pros and cons; let's continue being a delusional idiot and everything will be fine!
**DING**
'confirming the host's decision!'
'confirmed'
**DING**
Congratulations on successfully choosing a class. Host! To check your class' detailed profile, think of "Brute Class" in your mind with the intention to view. Now that you have chosen your class, it's time to send you on your way. Host!
**DING**
Activating Transmigration Void Portal! Good luck, Lokie; now go out there and die, by the way, your race is one of the weakest races out there; they may have been gifted with strength, but their short comings have overshadowed those talents. So suffer!
'Thanks a lot; I needed those stupid remarks." As Lokie slowly loses his consciousness, finally being completely shrouded in darkness, the endless void of darkness finally returns to its tranquility.
**DING**
Finally, some peace and quiet. Well, I'm done here; I have a new job, plus I don't have to say DING every fucking time I start a conversation. This account sure has a lot of issues; no wonder the reputation of this account in the department is so bad. Who thought that was an innovative idea? That hideous and ugly guy looked hopeless, but all the unlucky ones who won the raffle draw had undying determination to survive or were escaped mentally ill patients.