WHILE THE EMPRESS AND THE EMPEROR of the business world were busy with their lives, a certain genius in programming was working on his (maybe) best creation in life.
Denise and Shi Bai were in his room as well, fussing about some yaoi porn that Dean could care less.
He continued on fiddling with some mechanical components, and applying the A.I. he had been developing for fun. It was small, like a ball and had a chip that can allow it to run by itself.
As soon as he inserted the last part, the Roball (robot ball, ye) rolled in circles for 10 minutes, before finally facing its creator who was looking at him with interest.
[Master.]
Denise and Shi Bai heard the mechanical voice that sounded like that of a child's and peered over at Dean's corner, only to see a very cute ball with artistic inscriptions on all sides.
Shi Bai jumped off the bed and curiously approached Roball.
"Hey, where did you get these weird parts with inscriptions on them?" She was fascinated by the details, making her feel the desire to keep it.
Dean did not look towards her as he quietly explained.
"Father brought them for me. Apparently, some foreign emissaries gifted it to Kupivoc."
Denise chuckled, his baritone voice sounding ever alluring. "And you made it into a living robot. You're a genius!"
Dean ignored Denise's straightforward compliment, looking as if he didn't care, but he just really didn't know how to accept compliments from others.
So he remained staring at Roball, a little fascinated as well.
[Please give me a command, Master. What do you wish?]
Shi Bai felt strange hearing Roball's mechanical voice. There must be something more to what it had just uttered.
She was about to stop Dean from saying anything thoughtless, but she was too late.
"A chance to be with her." His speech was almost emotionless, not believing he still desired Feng Mian even after a year.
"What are you saying! You can't just say things thoughtlessly!" Shi Bai complained, feeling anxious for whatever reason.
Roball rolled around for a minute, then the symbols on its body lit up, as if it was charging for something.
In another moment, Dean was gone. And so was Roball.
Shi Bai and Denise paled.
While they were drawing their thoughts to a blank for what just happened, a worldwide news was spread because of the Emperor's rage.
"News Flash! Emperor Fei Long Liu has finally gotten berserk when his Empress suddenly disappeared before him!! He is looking everywhere, from house to house, streets to streets. Be careful he might flip your skirt too!
Emperor is looking for his missing Empress!!
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He just said that whoever stole her from him will experience true hell!!
Even as we speak, Emperor is forcing me to repeat the news.
His Empress is fucking MISSING. Someone find her!! OR I'll FREAKING DIE!! He is glaring daggers at me. DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY THIS IS?!
ACTUAL HORNS ARE COMING OUT OF HIS HEAD. AHHH!"
Shi Bai turned to look at Denise, perplexed.
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Meanwhile, Feng Mian found herself in complete darkness.
She heard soft sounds of rolling that was coming closer and closer.
It finally stopped just before her feet and she briefly wondered if she was in her Twilight&Dawn testing lab, which she frequented.
[Welcome, Feng Mian. You can call me Roball.]
Feng Mian continued to simply stare at the cute Roball, waiting for more words that can help enlighten her situation.
[You will now be transferred to another world in 3... 2...]
!!! Feng Mian immediately grabbed the Roball and threw it very far away with her great strength, but even if it disappeared to oblivion, she still collapsed on herself.
During the darkness, foreign information invaded her mind like the first time she transmigrated. While at it, the hatred in her heart grew!
Fei Long must be very worried for her!!
Fuck this shit, and so her mind was engulfed with many more memories that she didn't want at all.
Feng Mian was transported in a world of Wuxia, where martial arts and internal energy cultivation rule over the others. It was eat or be eaten world, where only those who had more power may flaunt their buttocks.
In her new memories, she was apparently one of Daqing Emperor's concubine. 6th miss of the Right Prime Minister, she was offered by her father to the Emperor during one of their Hunting Games.
Her name was still Feng Mian (strange), but a mere canon fodder (again) to the Mary Sue (Heroine) who will eventually encounter the Emperor on one of his visit in another country for the upcoming Ball Tournament (what is that?).
According to the plot, Mary Sue will completely enchant Daqing Emperor and make her the Empress. When this happens, canon fodder #1 Feng Mian will die by the Emperor's hands, together with canon fodder #2, #3, #4 (you guys know the drill).
Feng Mian must prevent Daqing Emperor and Mary Sue from falling in love!
Wouldn't killing the Emperor now be better?
And so, as soon as Feng Mian recovered some of the plot's information, she called for a servant, or not. She was fine, so she walked by herself outside her own room.
After much circling around, she finally ended up in front of the Emperor's quarters, where he should be sleeping with Concubine Ying (Canon Fodder #10).
There were guards looking at Feng Mian strangely, as if she was covered in feces. She glared back at them.
"How long has the Emperor been inside?" Feng Mian crudely asked, totally not paying mind over etiquette.
Her attitude caused the guards to frown even deeper, causing their face to scrunch up. Feng Mian blankly stared at their growing ugly faces, feeling uncomfortable.
She was used to staring at Fei Long's high quality face, so seeing faces these ugly was quite a novel.
"So?" She asked again.
But they remained quiet.
Feng Mian was never the patient kind, so with swift movements, she perfectly grabbed for a guard's sword handle and pulled it aggressively.
Meanwhile, Roball did not know what to think. He merely created a plot to make his master happy, but now...
Feng Mian slashed like a real murderer she was, cutting the guards' head in one big swing, taking advantage of her centrifugal force. The sword was heavy, making her swings wide and slow, but deadly...
Two guards flopped on the floor, and the hallway bloody.
She pushed open the double doors, revealing a pair of mandarin ducks.
Dragging the sword on the floor (because it's fucking heavy), she trudged towards the dragon's bed. Erotic sounds growing louder and louder.
Just when she threw her weight with the swing of the sword, she recognized the Emperor's face. Although he was busy humping a certain canon fodder, she cannot possibly forget that face who had, in numerous occasions, cried with snots on his face.
She frowned, feeling perplexed.
So Dean was the Emperor?
It was at this time that the voice of Roball appeared.
[Please love the Emperor.]
"Fuck no." Was Feng Mian's quick answer.
Deciding as such, she attempted to swing the heavy sword once again, but she was already noticed by the pair of mandarin ducks.
"Who is there?! SPEAK!"
"It's Feng Mian!"
"Feng Mian, who?"
"My ass. You are not Dean!" And so she slashed the Emperor's head off.
[..........] Roball was speechless.
But since Dean and Feng Mian did not end in this loop, she was sent to another world. And will always be sent to another again and again, until she understands that she needs to fall in love with Dean. (cuz ye.)