Old, Tired and Broke, I found a new lease on life. In a moment of peace, I was pulled into a larger game. From Nightmare Clowns and Faerie Castles to Space Pirates and Cyber Cities. Do I want to return home? Obtain Power? Have Fun until another end comes? Sure why not. 6/19/24 - Hmm, I see that a what to expect section might be good. Sorry I'm late to this party. Main Character starts OP, I didn't choose that, I rolled it up. The Dice, no matter which set I use seem to love him. Personally at this point I'm hate-writing him. He represents every player at the gaming table that derailed all my meticulously crafted stories and plans. I might just end up having a psychotic break, and pull a rocks fall everything dies. How long can I last?  Main Character has major Trust Issues these get explained as the story goes along. Also, I keep trying to set up Love Interests, that the Dice decide to have backstab him, or are more interested in other things than him. Are the Dice Jelly? Am I next? Yandere Dice! Main Character has Druid tones, but is trying to be a Murderhobo, he recognizes the Ultimate Truth, overwhelming application of Violence solves most problems. I'll see if I can slip a few wholesome animal/nature moments in every now and then. But those Damn Dice! Main Character despite his Violent tendencies is Competent, Thoughtful and Reflective. So, it almost makes him Human...Alfaren whatever. The Dice do not control his thinking, Yet. That's mostly me and memes and character studies of various unnamed people.  The Pacing is slow, mostly because I'm trying to keep the MC from becoming a pure engine of destruction. He seems to want to, and the Dice seem to want him to. Why am I fighting it? 6/8/24 - Okay, I'm gonna state this here. While I'm trying to create a cohesive write style, think of this less as a book or serial story and more as me running an campaign using a metric  load of homebrewed randomization charts, from 30+ years of GM notes and charts and stories, kludged together from many, many sources. Anywhere something random or strange happens or in some cases explicitly stated as such are dice rolls. I will abide by the rolls, regardless of whether I want to or not. Yes, there are combinations of rolls that could lead to the MCs death, or worse. If it happens, I'll start a new story with the same framework in place. Also there are words, I am avoiding as a challenge to myself. Try to guess what that are, as a fun minigame if nothing else. Further Notes: I would like to reference some of my favorites games and books, but also try to keep it legally distinct as they say. So since, I suck at naming things I'll probably be creating some incredibly goofy names as parodies. Sex will probably occur, I will probably do the fade to gray. Or not, and I'll embarrass myself by writing bad lemon.  Book Cover is a Placeholder and Just to Cover the Bases:Image is by Elijah Hiett onStock SnapEdited with BeFunkyRequests, Issues or Concerns email [email protected]