- So, how did it go ?

- Good, good. Indeed, using the narration made things easier.

- I told you, didn’t I ? Even though you should have used it better. This story is a mess.

- Whatever. I have done everything I needed to do already. It’s not like they where tricked. I said it was a trash story after all.

- Ah, how heartless ~~~~

- Don’t YOU tell me that !

- Hahaha, you guys sure are lively today, aren’t you ?

- Oh, Lost-kun. Have you found it ?

- Yes, yes, it is here with me. And it’s still working fine !

- Good. Smash it then.

- Wh- what ? Even though I just recovered it ?

- It is useless now. This [narration]. We already have everything we wanted. Plus, it is working but defective. It isn’t making any descriptions. It just permeates dialogues.

- Ah, I see. Well, goodbye then folks.

- Wait ! Wait !

- Uhm ? What is it now multiverse-kun?

- Ugh…. You guys are really assholes you know. At least explain to them what this was all about.

- *sigh* Sometimes you push your luck you know ?

- Then let me do it. I will end it real quick.

- …… whatever. Just do it at once then. We will be eating, so when you finish just let us know.

- Ok, ok. I got it.

Hey there !

Dumbshit here !

It was a trilling adventure, wasn’t it ?

It was, right ? You guys liked that ?

…..

Yeah, it is shit.

But whatever, anyway, thank you for everything.

I just needed someone from your multiverse to watch things from a standpoint. Principle of uncertainty, quantum mechanics and all that bullshit. I wouldn’t be able to pull that trick without your help.

So, thank you for giving me your attention for a while. I know you guys are from a rater boring multiverse, one of those full of rules upon rules upon rules, but it was certainly useful.

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I shall go now. Don’t worry about Hero-Chan, she will be ok with her folks and everything.

As for me….. well, there is still a lot for me to do before these assholes let me go. My deal with them? It’s complex….

Let’s just say, we aren’t really sure this Infinite-S multiverse thing is the end of everything. Also, many of them just don’t want to go through the problem of creating their own SSS-Multiverses, or are in it just for the politics and games and stuff.

Anyway. They get my help, I get their help and patronage. If I deny, they give me as a gift for one of the Elder Gods of torture or something. 

Pretty standard deal, really. But it isn’t all bad. They usually have such a difficult time working together I get to be as lazy as I want, so it is pretty good for now.

And that is it.

Goodbye folks. Hope you all can die marvelous deaths.

And try not to become gods so soon, please. Or, if you do, don’t rise too much in the ranks. Stay put in your own multiverse for a while.

I don’t want to have to deal with YOUR requests also.

So, that’s it.

Until never again!

Dumbshit, OUT !

Notes from the author: That concludes this first story of mine (with this profile at least….). I probably won’t return to this world of multiverses, since I got bored midway and almost gave up.

But I may do some other stuff. I was thinking about some rather crazy stuff.

Being trash is really liberating after all.

See you folks around. Thank you for reading.