Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal !

Dumbshit here.

I'm an animated female frog now.

Don't ask questions. I didn't finish answering the ones from last chapter right ?

All you need to know is that if this song is a plagiarism of a piano one by Debussy, then the gods indeed like it in de-bussy.

Haaaa !

Right ?

Cause I have frog dick inside me now ? Because i´m a female frog being fucked by a beloved 1950´s cartoon ?

Yeah, references !

Well, as I said, last chapter I strayed too much from the theme. Made the story too confusing.  Sorry for that. I will compensate now.

Now, laaaaadies and gentleman, the short history which explain the whole situation I live in now ! I will try to make it a single paragraph long, so please pay close attention.

Also, the curtains are beige. Seriously froggy ? Beige living room furniture? You could have done better. Also, you suck at pleasuring a female frog.

I'm a bitch of an animated female frog, please mind you.

So, I was taken away from my Private Blowjob, which was being given by my Private Slave, which was kneeled in front of me in my Private Yacht, which sailed the Private Sea of my Private Planet.

More accurately, my body was disintegrated and teleported into a supra-dimensional space where gods waited to meet me.

What God ? Oh, the one who commited suicide in the last chapter ?

Yeah, he was the single keeper of our little multiverse.

But there are big multiverses out there, and also multi-multiverses and also a many things called “creations”, “unlimited seas” and weird cryptic names like that, didn´t you know ?

Also, there seems to be a situation where most gods and goddesses build multiverses in pairs or groups.

Because gods sometimes just spawn from nothingness, but most of the time they actually evolve from being lowly lifeforms somewhere until they reach godhood.

It is kinda like raising your children.

So, our Single Parent God was, I don´t know well… let´s say, mostly a suicidal one. Here between us, I heard he actually created the human race not in “his image” but in image of a goddess he used to sleep with. The Angels and Demons where races created by both him and his mistress, until she growed tired of him and abandoned the house. That explains a lot about the whole “only humans and I can have sex!” thing.

Actually, it makes him into a pedophile god, but let´s not go too deep into this.

So where was I ?

Yes, froggy is still fucking me. Im growing tired of holding my legs though. I wonder what color should he paint this ceiling? Since he has beige curtains and furniture, maybe…. I don´t know, white ?

Yeah baby, i´m loving it ! You soooo good at this. Ooo yeah, I ´m about to cum, yeah. Yeeeah, sure, i´m cumming baby ! Ooooh yeees !

White. Definitely.

Ah, yeah, I'm getting lost again. And i have written a lot more than a single paragraph. Ok. Let´s do it this time ! LET'S FUCKING DO IT !

…. Not THAT. This. Writing the chapter. I don´t wanna have to fuck a frog ever again.

Well, I was in a blank space, which…. Well, it was infinite to all sides, plus it was filled with an infinite number of gods and goddesses there.

I can't complain about being greeted by the goddess of blowjobs, but the god of sadism being the “stick” on the “carrot and stick” deal they offered me was too heavy bro !

LIKE THIS FUCKING FROG ! Get out of me already, good grief. I need a smoke.

Oh no…. no no no, I said a smoke, not forest ranger/bear Smokey !  

Yeah, only I can stop forest fire…. At least you just have a weird cum fetish. Let´s get this over with….

In the meanwhile, the gods and goddesses.

Well, it goes like this. They were fucking bored. Too much bored. In fact, they were so bored they were about to go all Charlie Manson on the god which committed suicide and follow his steps like some cult weirdos.

And most of them didn't even liked the Cult God.

But I digress.

They decided to give me a lot of power. More specifically, they decided to make me into a Infinite-S ranked multiverse.

Because the multiverses are ranked, yes.

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You see, all multiverses start from a “nothingness”. That is, a perfect vacuum.

Once they pop into existence, they immediately become…. Well, a multiverse. That means a collection of space-time complexes with it's own sets of physical laws and such.

But then, an interesting thing happens. In…. well, human language isn't appropriate to describe things which happen despite of time or causality, so….  Let's just pretend there is a “before” and an “after” here.

NO SMOKEY, I said “after”, not “after effects”. Stop demanding for me to add more bukkake into your bukkake ! It's fake enough already.

Anyway.

So, multiverses come from nothing.

Infinite-S Ranked multiverses come from ultimate nothingness, meaning not even Elder Gods can peek on what is beyond that. If there is something there.

We come from this ultimate nothingness and then we…. Most of the times by our own will, and not shady carrot-and-stick deals…. Create a multitude of smaller universes, each one of them with it's own set of rules.

Now, differently from what you can think, the feeling is actually the one of imploding a small piece of yourself, not the one of creating something.

Because even though we can make infinite energy from nothingness, to create a universe within us without just splashing everything around we need to create an “universe membrane” around it.

You know when you wrap different itens in different bags at the market, so eggs won't be side-by-side with 10-liter bleach bottles? Or just because you want to have all itens in individual bags so you can be an scumbag to everyone else who is waiting in line ?

The same stuff.

So, after we create those “universe membranes” we can then just hit “play” and let them go on. The “secondary nothingness” inside the smaller universes will give rise to a few stuff, then infinite timelines.

And when one universe divides because of timelines, but those still follow the same physical rules of the first one, both universes will inhabit the same “universe membrane” and create a smaller multiverse inside of you. This smaller multiverse will then be able to create smaller universes inside of himself, regardless of timelines, but it won't be able to subvert the hard rules you used to make him. It will only be able to add more rules of its own making and only to it's own "original universes" and not to the timeline you created.

This will be a SSS-Rank Multiverse (in opposition to a Infinite S-Rank).

Then, with time one can expect the SSS Rank Multiverses to give birth to SS Rank Multiverses, then S Rank Multiverses, AAA Rank Multiverses…. All the way to Z Rank Multiverses.

Just for comparison, the earth i shared with you guys is currently inside a T Ranked multiverse in a especially complex series of rules-intensive multiverses. One can say it is pretty hardcore.

Ok Smokey, bye bye….. PEACE !

YES !

PEACE AT LEAST !

Uuf….. finally. Some time for myself. I will just go back to be a floating ball of light for now, thank you.

So, as I was saying.

You have all those multiverses, ranked like that.

Why ?

Well, for a bunch of reasons. I mostly use it to narrow search.

You want a world where magic exists ? Or maybe just pickles ? Well, find a SSS Multiverse which has it, and go on looking until you find the perfect physical laws of existence to suit your tastes. You will eventually find just what you want,  and the lower in the scale the better – since the lower in the scale a multiverse is, the more it thrives for a chance of ranking up and greater are the chances you can explore this feeling to get some special attention from it, like getting some cool powers or some leisure to break the physical rules without being expelled from the place.

How they rank up ?

I didn't unerstood very well, but the gods said to me it is as if a small bubble rips from a bigger one and becomes a totally separate bubble. The crayon drawning where.... didatic.

 Also, gods.

…… argh, here they come again.

Okay, quick explanation this time, since i won't be able to give you any other explanations for quite some time.

They are a bunch of assholes. And i mean it.