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Chapter 8: Bikini-Mail

Chapter 8: Bikini-Mail

Hello, dear guest-sama!

My name is dumbshittyet, and I will be serving you today!

Please stop rubbing your dick to my cute cat-ears and take a seat.

Ah, dear guest-sama ecchi!

Please stop!

Dear guest-sama, please no! It’s my first time, I want to save it for someone special!

Dear guest-sama, please no!

…..

Have I said I HATE gods already?

I guess I have. Many times.

Well, today I have learned something. It IS possible to hate them EVEN MORE!

Good morning, dumbshit speaking.

I just returned from somewhere inside Ariete-chan.

It is copied inside me now. That disgusting universe.

You know, when someone told me Ariete-chan’s main attribute where “immortal virgin lesbian lolis who love their teachers and battering rams” I didn’t though there would be so much loli rape.

Especially lesbian rape using battering rams.

Now I have it inside of me. I guess it is like herpes. Once you get some really bad rape, you can’t get rid of it, can you? It taints you. Especially when you are a multiverse and it is literally a piece of you.

Oh, there comes it.

The foot.

Oooooh, I can see her panties! They are white with a puppy drawn on them! How cute!

Ariete-Chan, your bikini-mail is top class!

…..

Damn, this is the first time someone manages to destroy me so toughly. There isn’t even a small piece left hum.

Ah, they are stomping me.

Ok, ok, I will accept it.

You can stomp my flesh as much as you want.

Since I will be going away very soon!

P.E. Day is best day, no doubt.

Now, to relax and forget that unpleasant experience, let me take the rapists seat for a bit. I guess I will feel less bad if I live the story from his P.O.V.

In the meanwhile, please feel free to help yourself to some other multiverse’s P.O.V.

I don’t even care anymore.

I’m finally free.

It’s my win in the end, hohohohohohohohoho.

The Principal’s P.O.V.

Aaaah… how did this happen?

There I was, working on you, when out of nowhere your very nature changed totally!

It is almost as if the rules of the world had changed for a moment there.

Did a god interfere somehow?

It must be. One of those boring guys.

My hacking ability would have worked otherwise, right?

I am the Ultimate Cheater after all.

Right, hole-kun?

Aaah, and it hit Lilin out of all people.

That isn’t good, hole-kun.

That isn’t good at all.

You shouldn’t just open inside of other people like that. Self-replicating dimensional holes are a no. A big no no.

Sorry hole-kun. I will kill you now.

Goodbye.

Lilin P.O.V

Lilin wakes at the precise time. As always.

She immediately rises from her luxurious bed. As always.

She rises, wake to the bathroom and wash her face first.

She then put on a rough robe and directs herself to the snowy outside.

She takes a worn-out wooden bucket and directs herself to the place where the purest snow is located.

It is still deeply night outside. Around 3 a.m.

The trip takes her one hour going and one hour coming back.

She brings the bucket full of the freshest snow of winder.

She puts the snow in a big wooden, circular bathtub.

The bathtub reproduces the snow, and it then melts in the purest of waters. It heats a bit, and soon it is at the perfect temperature.

Lilin takes out her robe. As if helped by invisible hands, it finds a place in the cabinet nearby.

Her body is well-proportioned.

A small waist, C-cup breasts. Beautiful hips, with just the right amount of hair. Steam raises from the surroundings, and become a light coating of warm water, washing her whole body, every inch of it, except for her hair.

She gently enters her bath. Her every move is calculated and precise. She radiates elegance.

From her white jade-like smooth and pure skin, almost no marks can be seen.

Even her hands and feet are pure and immaculate. Like the ones of a queen.

The bath water slowly becomes even more alluring, as the maid empress takes a single peach flower and places on the water.

The flower multiplies and fills the bath with a gentle aroma.

Lilin releases her hair. It flows from her head in smooth waves, spreading around her.  She takes it from the nape and send the long threads outside of the tub. Soon she is resting, the hair hanging outside of the water, her head gently positioned above a small white towel.

A gentle stream of water pours from above her head, as if someone was gently and carefully letting water flow from above on her well-kept hair. It is a perfumed water, with the fragrance of summer. 

It washes impurities, and then the scent of mint follows. Her hair is covered on a wet and slippery substance. Soon it disappears, as the hair hangs clean and pure, a small layer of grape-seed oil covering it.

From a small shelf on the sides of the bathtub, Lilin takes a handful of an oily substance. Bath aromatic oils, which she applies to her perfect skin. The water around her starts to drain and, while sitting still inside the tube, she carefully applies the oil to her neck, arms, breasts, stomach, hips, legs and, finally, feet.

The teacher exists her bath, her body dried the moment she steps out of the hot tube.

As she walks with small steps, pieces of clothing start to materialize around her.

When she reaches her room, make-up starts to slowly appear on her face.

In a few moments, Lilin-sensei is ready to go to school.

Today is P.E. day, and she must be strict to her students. As her main attribute is a paradoxal one, the one of a Chinese Empress-Maid, she is quite unique. Being both empress and maid, and having inside of her a majority of living beings of the same paradoxal existence.

Paradoxal universes become demi-god like existences only in rare circumstances. The only rarest occurrence is when a chaotic universe becomes demi-godly.

Well, there isn’t a single case of such happening in billions of years of existence of the Multiverse School, so she is fairly certain she won’t ever have to worry about that.

“Yes, let’s make that pitiful fool suffer today also”. – Lilin said, full of contempt for the one called C-88. A mere chaotic universe dared to look her in the eye and talk to her. It was inexcusable. Even if she was a case of the cat dominating the tiger, she wouldn’t allow for that lowly existence to look down on her.

Exactly because of her hard-earned position.

Lilin left her apartment in high spirits that day.

Hero-Chan’s P.O.V

I am a Hero.

I am a being recognized by the goddess herself.

I am a person who surpassed all boundaries, and vanquished evil. I stood at the top of the world, learned the strongest of magics and manipulated the laws of the universe themselves.

I did it for noble reasons, for pure reasons. For the well-being of the family I so much loved and desired to protect.

I did it for my children.

 Still, one day, he appeared.

Out of nowhere, a being capable of making goddess-sama shutter in fear.

With a mere sneeze, he destroyed the sun.

No, not the sun.

The whole universe.

I comprehend it now.

He destroyed everything, by merely sneezing.

And then, as if that was nothing too much, he simply rebuilds it.

The whole universe, from totally destructed, was restored as it was right before his reckless act.

“Don’t worry, Hero-chan. I have plenty of backups. Too much, actually! Hahahah !”

Even now, I don’t understand those words very well.

I do not understand what kind of existence this… thing…. Is.

He who is mightiest than the gods.

He who brought me to somewhere unknown.

He who disappeared at a certain moment, leaving me alone amongst beings who looked common but surely he treated as his equals…. No, one of them could destroy him… wound him…. Awfully.

He left me alone there, and suddenly, I was nowhere.

The whole place had disappeared.

My body unmade itself to pieces.

My soul was ripped apart.

My mind almost consumed.

And then he returned.

He took my mind and said.

“Ops, ops, my bad. I left you there and the assholes not even anchored you properly in the Main Reality they created…. Really a bunch of useless people. Don’t worry, I will undo the damage.”

He reversed time.

My mind went back as it was. My soul as well. My body is healthy.

For some reason, I remember what happened, but it is like seeing it happening in a magic-theatre play, where the actors, made of magic, just don’t seem real.

Why did he bring me here?

I do not have the courage to ask.

I do not have the courage to listen attentively to his words.

The things he says. He says strange things.

Things about the gods. About universes. About things that would make me insane if I dared to try and understand them.

I do not.

I do not listen, and what i happen to listen without wanting to, I make sure to forget.

And so I have done, for the past day.

We are in some sort of training place now.

There is a big wooden floor. And weird metal rings on metal posts.

It is very different. But it somehow reminds me of that. Of a training courtyard. Except it is covered by a very high ceiling.

The columns are made of metal. It doesn’t look like iron, but I don’t know what they are made of. I am no blacksmith.

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As I wait, the… being… is talking to others.

He is to my right.

The scary one who beat him almost to death is in front of me.

The one who talked with him about the gods is at my left.

It seems they are having a discussion of some kind.

It’s getting heated up.

Aaah…. A short girl is running towards the scary one. She just passed by my side, right now.

“Lilin-Saamaaaa !” – she screams.

She jumped.

And…. She disappeared?

A weird… hole…. In the air. It shows the gril’s behind.

When I look to the side, wondering if the mysterious being is going to explain what is that…. The girl is there.

She is stuck with him. She is kissing him.

A flash of light.

It makes me momentarily blind.

He is being destroyed.

He is being made into minced meat.

I despair.

Is that going to happen again?

Am I going to become alone, ripped into pieces?

I am running. I don’t know what I will do, but I am running as fast as I can.

I slip on something. I won’t stop to look at what.

I extend my hand. I touch his own.

And I am back home.

I cry in the arms of the goddess.

I am back. Please don’t send me there again.

I am back.

Sito’s P.O.V

This damn bastard !

This heretic infidel !

Unforgivable! It is just unforgivable!

How does he dare to say such a thing!

Seraphinu’s sama, you don’t know him!

It is impossible!

For a low-life like you, it is impossible!

But why is Lilin-sensei listening so attentively?

Why is she paying attention to what this lowly piece of trash says?

He is trash! He is nothing more than dumb trash! A piece of shit!

I can’t take it anymore.

I will hit him.

I will kill him.

And I will do it again, and again, and again.

I will strip him naked and put his body in a cage.

Then I will light a fire under the cage and let he roast for eternity.

Yes. Infidels must be corrected. He must be purified. By the fire, I will purify him!

Ah, what….

Oh, it is just Ariete.

That girl hides a lot of power. I shall refrain myself a bit.

She is old. She probably knows of things I cannot dare to imagine.

Ah, she….

She is in front of trash now.

How?

How is she in front of him?

His fingers.

There is something in them.

Small threads.

Are those…. Yes, they are. They are fate strings.

Fate magic.

How?

This isn’t inside of him.

This isn’t a small world inside of some of his universes.

He shouldn’t have this kind of power here.

Only demi-gods and above should be able to master it.

Then, why?

Why does he manifest fate magic power?

Seraphinus-sama told me.

That Fate Magic users in this world I live in are exceptionally powerful people.

Since they need to be able to go outside of time and space.

Since they need to be able to see the entire multiverse we stand in.

The great multiverse. The mother multiverse. The one even him was only but a spawn off.

Why…

Why can he…

And like this, he disappears.

The minced meat around us turn into nothingness.

Ariete-Chan is hitting the ground.

Seraphinus-Sama, forgive me for I sinned.

The thought only flashed through my mind, but it defied your teachings.

I kneel and pray.

Ariete-Chan’s P.O.V

It has been fun.

Toying with those newbs.

Stupid imbeciles.

Yet, I cannot help if I like them so much.

To tease them, to use them.

To sometimes abuse them.

Hahahaha, the scent of a fresh-born multiverse.

Be it male or female, I don’t care.

They taste the best.

And Lilin is still a virgin.

I can smell it.

I can smell her pussy from here. It smells so sweet. So delicious. I just want to bite it off.

This slut.

I will take her.

I will fuck her.

I will use her.

I will shove myself inside of her so deep, she won’t even know what hit her.

I will take her universes, and creep into them.

Aaah, it will be soo good…. To make so many fresh empresses into pure despair… to turn her into a Multiverse of Despair.

And when I am done… I will reset her and do it again. S2

Hahahahahahaha. That will be…. Soooooo good.

To see her face when she remembers, when the next loop comes.

The day is close.

I must get her before that happens.

Before the rest of the people on this shit-dump remember who I am, and what I do.

Before they become pure despair again, and broke.

She is so fresh.

It is actually her first time here.

Her first loop with me.

Aah, I will get it so good.

Here I come, Li-lin-sa-ma.

Uh ?

What…

What is…

GROSS !

GROSS, GROSS, GROSS !

This bastard !

This… argh, I can’t believe it.

WHO IS THIS IDIOT, ANYWAY ?

He isn’t a multiverse. Not a common one.

I can’t reset him.

Aaaah, I am so tired…

Soooo tired of this.

Fuck it.

This time I had a little problem, that is all.

This time I couldn’t have my fun, but it is no problem.

I will just reset everyone and start it from scratch.

So, I will hit him a little before, ‘kai ?

I will make minced meat of him.

I will do it, and then banish him so far away from our shared reality he won’t be able to come back for a few billion years.

Then I will enjoy myself with Lilin S2

Here, let’s start with his damn face.

Bye bye, nuisance.

Dimensional Hole P.O.V

Blub blub.

Blub. Blub.

Blub. Blub.

Blub.

Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub.

Blub.

Bluuub.

Blub.

Seraphinus P.O.V

I should buy some cream cheese.

*totally forgot about Sito-kun*

Seraphinus’s Wife’s P.O.V

I hope husband buy some cream cheese. The kids have been asking for it lately.

*Doesn’t know her husband has a “child” from the time he was still single. *

Seraphinus’s Children P.O.V

- I hope we have French toasts with jelly and cream cheese. I am weirdly hungry for them.

- It’s because Onii-chan is a big fat glutton of a multiverse!

- Why, you…..

- Hahaha, obese ! Obese ! You are obese and ugly and will never get a girlfriend!

- Shut up, you tsurupettan!

- Ah… why…. Why would you call me that ?

-  Because you keep saying I am an obese, fat and a glutton!

- Brother is mean!

- Ah, sorry, I’m sorry imouto! I… I didn’t realize it was such a big problem for you… why would it be anyway? Didn’t you say your crush liked girls with small breasts….

- I though he did… but apparently he doesn’t….

- That bastard, making fun of a sister of mine… now, imouto, tell me who is this idiot ! I will hit him in the head for you!

- Onii-chan…. Then… you can…. You can hit yourself…

- Ah… i…. imouto…

- Onii-chan….

*Incest happened*

Unused Condom’s P.O.V

If he gets his sister pregnant, wouldn’t it be bad ?

Ah, what do I know. I am just an old condom.

Better keep my thoughts to myself.

God Of Being Lost’s P.O.V

- Uuuhm ?

- OOOoy, guys, I found it !

- What ?

- I found it !

- What did you find ?

- The narration.

- Oh, bring it over then.

- Ok. Come with me please.

And so the narration followed the God of Being Lost back to the Ultimate Universe where Dumbshit still hugged the fat-multiverse’s belly.

But this is a story for the next chapter.

Which will be the last.

Of this season at least.

But maybe the last of all.

I don’t know yet.

I will think it over.

Until there, dumbfucks.

As always, hope you can all choke in fat-older-brother semen and die.

Not like a certain younger sister multiverse.

That is totally not what happened with her.

Totally not. What happened to her… totally…

Yeah, that is what happened to her.

But don’t worry, she is a multiverse, she will recover.

Everything is fine.

Except for the incest child, this one is going to be….

A problem.

But don’t worry, someone will put him in multiverse school soon.

And he will become a hero and end the evil Ariete-chan’s plot of making a harem of despair-induced multiverses for herself and her sadistic needs.

Or maybe not. But he will.

So rejoice!

Everything is for nothing, since the whole place will be blown up to pieces by the fat guy when Dumbshit wakes!

Since he is useless now and would very much like to get rid of all this shit.

But this and more, in the next chapter!

See ya.