Oh, hey there. Dumbshit here.

Today is another day trying to get Ariete-Chan to like me.

Why?

Carrot-and-stick, that's why.

Ariete-Chan is currently the oldest of this SSS Multiverse’s SS multiverses.

That meaning, indeed my dear, this isn’t even my final form!

In ultimate reality I’m hugging an Infinite S multiverse with weight problems. The dude is, like…. LARGE.

So large a small part of his belly is what makes this place.

This SSS Multiverse, called “Multiverse School”. A place where SS Multiverses like this body of mine and Ariete-Chan gather in order to have some fun.

Me fucking froggy and smokey is still a lie though. What happens beyond time-and-space stays beyond time-and-space.

Ah…. Why do I have to do it, Hero-Chan?

Oh, by the way, I got Hero-Chan with me today. Since she looked like a fun existence, I took her from the universe she lived on and brought here all the way to the School with me.

She is a bit scared though. Since she used to be so powerful there but has no power here.

There, there Hero-Chan. As soon as today’s show-and-tell is over I will get you back to your home.

But seriously though. Don't turn into a goddess, please. Gods are all assholes.

After all, it doesn’t matter which rank of multiverse you come from, as long as you become a god or goddess, is up to you to climb the stairs and go all the way to the Ultimate Reality without even carrying about rankings anymore.

Surely it is a bit more complex than that and Z-Multiverse born gods are usually much weaker than Infinite-S Multiverse born gods, but there's at least a couple of Z-Borns amongst the Elder Gods of the Ultimate Reality.

Really.

Assholes.

Oh, here we come Hero-Chan!

The class!

Let's find my seat right away and wait until Lilin-Sensei shows herself to us!

Hahah, they are all looking weird at me again, aren't then?

Why am i in a SSS-Rank with "immortality" rules again ?

These SS-multiverses can't be permanently killed, even by the local gods. The maximum one can do is to “reset” them, but after a while the memories return and it's all a big waste of time.

Seriously, to start our deal tossing me in such a universe, is it to avoid me becoming a serial-killer ?

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Well, Lilin-San ripped me to pieces the first moment she saw me, so it's probably for my convenience though !

Also, it would be a pain to create a lot of temporal lines just because i need to come back and restart from the beginning, right ?

So, i better become popular soon!

If i can't just do my business, then let's take the long path and become popular enough to get them all to like me!

Damn gods.

Ah, here he comes.

Mr. “I’m-close-to-god” motherfucker.

Nice to see you.

No, sure, just start talking shit about the gods.

As if you knew any of them.

Smile Dumbshit. Smile and nod. Smile and nod.

AH FUCK, FUCK THIS SHIT!

Foot to nuts. It goes.

Foot to nuts. It didn't go as planned.

Ah, I don’t have a foot anymore.

Lilin-Sensei, why you always…..

Ah, it seems I’m flying now.

Hello !

Dumbshit report !

After some trouble, I have safely arrived at my seat.

I’m currently regenerating as Hero-Chan stands by my side.

No, no, hero-chan it is fine, don’t worry. Lilin-sensei just caved my leg in, see? As soon as the bone move from my liver I will be fine!

Seriously, don’ worry.

It will be fine, it will be fine.

Now, let’s look around and….

Wait…. Why is Hero-chan the only one on the outside?

Could it be I am mistaken?

Aaaah, why do this keep happening to me?

I got on the wrong timeline again.

It seems this is the one where a beetle didn't bite Lilin-sensei’s left pussy flap the day before. So she didn’t get to class angry. And didn’t ask something unreasonable out of everyone. So, no show-and-tell today.

It’s ok. It’s fine, seriously.

Just toss me inside some obese guy's belly without the first direction on how to deal with infinite timelines.  

“Don’t worry, you will learn faster by having direct experience”. Right. Thank you God of Knowledge from some weird multiverse I don’t carry about. Fuck you.

…….

Why am I suddenly stripped naked at a dungeon cell?

Oh, a giraffe covered in peanut-butter lube dancing to the song of its people. Nice. Got it. I slipped again.

Fucking gods.