It appears as if there’s nothing there.
Really nothing. Just a jet-black space with nothing on it.
Then, it starts to change. A little of light. Some texture. Is it a cardbox ? It looks like it.
Oh, it moved.
It moved, it moved !
A little girl is picking it.
She is cute.
Using a plain red dress with yellow overrals and a piece of yellow cloth in her head. She has a redish-pink hair, which is cut short.
Oh, the cloth in her head. It has small red spots in it.
What is this, a sixties cartoon?
The girl, however, seems to be little more curious than you.
She looks at you. Her index finger come close to her mouth.
- Ah ? Ah….. AH !
No good. She is scared, the poor thing.
She runs away. Yelling something.
- Lilin-sensei, Lilin-sensei, it opened again !
She yells at a distance.
Then, a dangerous voice follows suit.
- Ara. Do you mean the dimension hole Ariete-San?
- Yes ! Lilin-sensei, it's opened again!
- I see…. Then, why don't you close it for us?
- Ah….. aaah ?
Suddenly a little girl is sent flying towards you. She never quite reach your arms though. She hits the hole midway, and then suddenly stops with an ugly sound.
She doesn't seems hurt, but you are losing connection to it.
Oh, its as if it has broken a bit.
It darkens. And then it starts clearing a little bit. Is it being repaired? But it seemed broken…….
Hello there! Sorry to intrude on your view, but it seems you are having connection problems or something? Oh, that's Ariete-San, right?
- Uh, uuuhh….
- What's with that? Doesn't your name means literally “battery ram”, Ariete-San?
- Sensei is cruel!
- Not at all. If you can't even use properly your main skill, why should I go light on you, Ariete-San? Especially when you have graduated from school for so long already. Aren't you going a little overboard by coming to talk with me of all people?
That is right. Sorry for not telling earlier. We are looking inside the school. My dear school.
Multiverse school.
A school where multiverses learn and evolve by sharing, communicating and being nice to each other, while at the same time being closely watched by the gods.
Not like those wild multiverses in nature. No, you don't want to step your foot on one of those, be sure of that!
Why gods take care of multiverses ?
Because they are this sort of existence, you know?
The gods I mean.
Multiverses are the grounds where evolution happens.
Gods are the pinnacle of evolution. The perfect beings.Or that is what i have heard. Never seen one myself.
But make no error. Lilin isn't a goddess proper.
She is a demi-goddess multiverse.
A multiverse of higher ranking which has evolved itself to the point of being almost a goddess herself. That's why she is a teacher here at school.
Not that it matters much, right Ariete-San ?
Oh, right, she can't hear me.
I'm the Principal after all.
Oh, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, have I ?
My name is Ultimate Cheater-San. I will be your narrator for the night. Also, please don't think I’m a god by any means.
I'm only a lowly universe with a very particular set of skills. You shouldn't let others know about that though.
What do you mean last chapter ? Oh, I see, you are seeing this as a writing. What sort of writing is it, I suppose?
Maybe it is a grandeur thing ? A book made of massive black holes and stars ? A hole like this one once had such a past.
But I must say, C88-Kun really has a way with his space-time-magic, doesn't he ? To make something even I, the Principal, can't understand at first glance…. Magnanimous ! Fabulous !
Oh, here he comes…..
- Ooooy, Ariete-San ! Let's go bully some….. GUUH, LILIN-SENSEI ?
- Ah, C88-Kun, what an opportune meeting. Maybe you can help us with this...problem.
- Aah…. Help… Lilin-San, is it… I, unfortunately I….
- Now, C88-Kun.
- Yes madam.
Haha. Just as expected. However is reading this, sorry to say to you, but this will turn ugly from now on.
There, look. Ariete-San just put her head right in the middle of C88´s chest…. At supersonic speeds.
Oh, it exploded. The walls are a little dirty now.
Hahah, just like always, right ?
That boy…. He never learns….. how many times has this happened already….
- Three… three hundred billion…. Finally, I made it. I endured all the way. Ariete-San, with this you will finally accept my feelings, right ? You promised, right ?
- No way ! C88 is a pervert space-time otaku without even a main skill !
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- A…. Ariete-san…..
Oh he fainted. I wonder if this is where the chapter….. ooh…. I forgot about Lilin, right….
- AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ! LILIN-SAMA, TAKE IT OUT ! TAKE IT OUT ! IT HURTS !
That surely looks painful. C88-Kun, I hope you have a way to fix your own hole as well as you fix the space-time holes that you make appear all around the place.
- Enough with the useless chatter. You are in presence of your teacher now, so you better behave.
- Y… yes, Lilin-San….
Are those tears of respect, i wonder ?
- Ah, Lilin-Sensei protected my honour…. OOOOOUUUUCH LILIN-SAN, NOT THERE ! NOT THERE !
UUuuuhm…. Lilin's hands are merciless as always. How should I name this ? “The three-part boss maid-sensei” ? Or maybe “fists of terror – holes intact no more” ?. And there they go to the ground.
Ariete seems more downhearted than in pain, for some reason.
- Lilin-Sensei…. Now.... I cannot get married anymore.
- Lilin-San, my intestines hurt.
Those glasses. Looking from above. MERCILESS !
- Shut up both of you and go clean this mess already. Also, you close that hole already, C88. To think you had the nerve of re-opening it right after I told you to close it….
- Eeh…. But I didn't reopened it, Lilin-san ?
Recovered already, hum ? Like expected of a chaos multiverse. But then, even if I say so, Ariete-san seems to also be up already, even though she is doing something weird. Is she....checking something ? That face…. She is making sure “that” has regrow back hum ? Her virginity I mean.
Ooops, I forgot about Lilin and C88. It seems they talked about a lot of stuff already. To see Lilin make a worried face. I wonder if this is a first this year ?
- That ´s no good them…. Could it be this hole has reopened by itself…. i have never hear anything about a hole doing such a thing..... C88-Kun, how exactly did you make it ?
- The hole ? I just pulled it from inside.
Is that a vein in her head ? Oh, it is. Poor C88.
- USELESS BITCH!
- GULAWG !
There goes his rectum again hum… wait…. Is that her hand coming our of his mouth ? Daaaanm woman ! You scary !
- That's why I can't stand chaotic universes ! Just taking something from inside and not even knowing what it is ! You need more discipline ! You need more knowledge about yourself !
- GA.. GAAAAAAHHHH.
- That’s it. I will have to take to the Principal about this. You stay here, C88.
Me ? She is coming here ? Shiit ! I haven't made preparations this time ! I have to hurry.
- Ah, Lilin-Sensei, I shall go with you too then !
- Ariete-San….. why don't you nurse C88-Kun back to full health first ? It seems he is having trouble to regenerate this time.
Where's that wire piece…ah, here and….. holy…. What a face. Is this really a child ? Oh, wait, no, she isn't. I keep forgetting Ariete-San is probably the older existence presently in our school.
Her main attributes are immortal virgin lesbian lolis who love their teachers and battering rams though, so I guess one can easily mistake that part…. Anyway, such contempt…. I guess even I would feel bad if I was to receive a face like that….
- As if i would nurse that disgusting weasel !
- Ahh… forget I said anything. But stay over anyway. I must go alone if it is to have any chance to find the principal. The two of you always make me act seriously improper.
- But… sensei…. You know….
- What is it, Ariete-San ?
- It… has regrow but..... if others come to know about this..... isn't sensei gonna take responsability and.... be my bride ?
- DO I LOOK LIKE I WANNA BE YOUR FUCKING BRIDE ?
Oooh, that was a good punch ! Sucker punch, right ? To think Lilin-San would be able to make even a battering ram attribute faint. But I have no worries…. My plan is perfect after all ! Hahhahahahahahahaha ! Ah…. Wait… what… which was the dynamite button again…. ?
The fire extinguishers of the school where properly tested that day. Lilin-san wasn't amused, but the Principal got to safely escape again.