Chapter 661 Andrew quickly realized that in Dream Paradise, the so called foreign masseuses that everyone raved about were not actually imported at all.
They were just local girls wrapped up in fancy packaging, and they only knew a handful of common phrases
Yet, somehow, their broken Eastonian still managed to charm young men into emptying their wallets just for a chance to be here.
Sighing, Andrew muttered, Man, ignorance is a scary thing.
The woman on his left immediately switched gears, dropping her fake accent and blurting out in a thick, local dialect, Oh, come on, big guy! Are you looking down on us or what? Once you get a massage, you have to pay up- our boss will mess you up if you dont ! The one on his right chimed in, her accent just as heavy, Exactly! Youre acting all stingy and wont even go for the premium options whats up with that? Youre the first guy Ive ever seen who came here just for a plain old massa
ge.
Are you sure its not a performance issue? Andrew did not get mad.
Instead, he just laughed.
Oh, my staminas just fine.
But ladies, tell me since when do Eastonians speak my hometown dialect so fluently? The two fake foreign masseuses stiffened, realizing they had slipped up
Quickly, they triednoveldrama
play it off, mentioning a few common Eastonian phrases.
The massage lasted 40 minutes, and Andrew thought his experience was completely forgettable. Meanwhile, Marcus was still going strong he had not reappeared yet.
Andrew waited a bit longer.
However, seeing that Marcus was not showing up, he headed to the front desk to settle the bill. Marcus had insisted it was his treat, but Andrew did not really care.
Whoever footed the bill made no difference to him.
The receptionist greeted him with a professional smile.
Sir, for both of you, the total comes to 5,206,000 dollars
She continued, Since its your first time at Dream Paradise, you qualify for our new customer discount, so well waive the extra 6,000.
You only need to pay 5.2 million dollars.
Andrew raised an eyebrow.
I just got a massage, and even if my friend got, uh, extra services, theres n
no way it adds up to ovel
million.
The girl at the counter did not miss a beat, extending her hand expectantly.
Theres nothing wrong with the charges the total is 5.2 million dollars.
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Will that be cash or card? Andrew chuckled, but there was not the slightest hint of humor in his eyes.
He mumbled, Looks like Ive walked into a scam joint.
Interesting
Since the bill is this outrageous, bring it here.
Id love to see exactly how this place justifies its prices.
Before the receptionist could respond, a stern faced man approached.
The name tag on his suit read: Bryce Turner, Manager.
If the guest wants to see the itemized bill, then show it to him, Bryce instructed, his voice cold.
A moment later, Andrew had the receipt in hand.
One glance, and he could not help but laugh harder.
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Ten grand for a bottle of water? Damn, It must be divine nectar
Two million for a 40 minute massage? Honestly, I think you undercharged.
A high end place like this should be charging at least ten million, dont you think? He added, And this
disposable slippers, another tenet
N'
grand for a pair? They must be solid gold, huh? Funny, because, distinctly remember them being plastic.
Without another word, he tore the receipt in half and let the pieces float to the floor. Bryces eyes narrowed dangerously.
Sir, what do you mear by this? Are you trying to enjoy the service without paying? Do you think you, can just walk out of here? Andrews tone remained calm as he replied, Youre the manager, right? Go get your boss.
Id like to ask them in person do they really think this pricing is reasonable?