Iseei spent an uncomfortable time in the bathroom until our mother opened the door and he bolted to his room, at least he had the courtesy to erase all the evidence in the bathroom, I guess he has accepted his reality or at least I hope so, having that dealing with your ridiculous romantic comedy will be a pain as long as I live in this house and I still haven't raised the money to buy my own apartment, nor has Miss Sitri found a method to reincarnate me as a devil or legally join her family.

--Well the night is young~ I'll go hunting some more~

Immersing myself in my own shadow I disappeared from my room and continued my bloody sleepless night, I wanted to fill up that meter and activate whatever that silver energy was.

***

The next morning. Kuoh Academy.

I went into my usual mode, putting an indifferent face on my face, a slight smile here and there, ignoring the thirsty females, greeting Kiryuu Aiko by patting her brown hair tied in two braids making the female student body furious.

Enjoy the blush on their faces and the chaos, unlike Kiba Yuuto's pseudo-bisexual English gentleman, I won't deny feminine intentions, just that I'm only one, there isn't one for everyone and to be honest they're scary, all those girls pretending to be innocent and pure terrify me, so seeing a woman really honest in her tastes and slightly crazy is an oasis in the desert.

--Hello~ Kiryuu-san.

--Hello~ Souji-sama~

I winked at the girl with the glasses which made her blush fogging up her glasses, the screams and complaints in the background are music to my ears, the substantial hate from the minority male audience is just an extra.

Leaving the girls to their little fight I found myself face to face with one of my other possible future sisters in law.

--Ara, ara~ if it's not Hyoudou Souji-kun?

--Do you need me for something~ Himejima-senpai?

The exuberant beauty with black hair and purple eyes, her long hair tied in a high ponytail giving the illusion of a whip or a waterfall, an angelic and graceful body hide a sadistic demon and really thirsty for many things, this woman has many but many loose screws and too many traumas to be manageable by any normal man or with little patience. Let's leave this bunch of fetishes and paraphilias to Iseei.

--Nothing~ just... you're very interesting Hyoudou-kun~

--Call me Souji, sempai...I really hate my last name~

I smiled without a smile, this woman knows well, not the whole city knows that I hate being called by my last name.

--Ara, ara~ then see you~ Sou~ji~kun~

Himajima Akeno left the place with a sadistic happiness on her face, I followed her departure with my eyes and I admit it...she has a nice butt.

--Souji-kun...

A soft but cold voice came from my back and I met another type of beauty, Sona Sitri was there accompanied by her assistant Tsubaki, the two intellectual type beauties smiled at me without smiling.

--Kaicho-dono~ and Fuku-kaicho-san~ do you need anything~?

I smiled this time with a bit of sarcasm in my voice, I ran into three demons in less than three minutes, hell before I barely ran into them and now they collide with me, this world of shit...

--About the "Job" offer... I found some "gaps" in the contract~

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Sona true to form was straight to the point. I had found a way to convert or at least join their nobility, which pleases me since soon my house will become a circus and I don't have the patience to live there.

--I like the sound of it~ I'll stop by the student council after club activities~ See you Kaicho-dono, Fuku-kaicho.

I bowed and continued on my way, I really had had enough of dealing with demons, my general patience ran out with not spitting in Himejima's face. Where is Iseei or one of his porn brain friends, when they're needed? God hadn't realized how bad I am... Certainly God is dead! Well... Cthulu, Hades, Odin, Indra, Great Dragon God Yu Ilhan-sama give me patience~ or something to hit~ please~

As if one of those deities answered my call, the girls from the tennis club were chasing the "Four Eyes" and the "Bald" with their rackets and some brooms.

--Thank you.

I put my hands together in prayer and with one swift movement I ended up facing the two jerks, slamming my fists into their faces, drifting them to the ground and leaving them to the girls who gleefully dealt them a near-death end.

--Thank you~ Souji-sama~

--Don't worry~ always remember to aim for the testicles~ it will hurt more~

The girls nodded and soon two piercing howls of pain echoed throughout the academy followed by shrugging of the legs from 95% of the male population on campus.

--Uhhhh~ that will surely leave a mark~

I spent the rest of the day in peace, my anger subsided, my mind calm again and everything was good and healthy again... or at least until lunchtime.

***

Café

I usually eat in the comfort of my shades or in some secluded place away from the huge female influx but today there is a special in the cafeteria and my addition was stronger.

Cheesecake and cookies.

I love cookies to the point where it's a weakness, they're my drug, my precious, fuck, I'm the Cookie Golum, if there's a cookie god I'll praise him for the rest of my life, cookies are love, cookies they are happiness, cookies are COOKIES.

And the Cheese and Cookie Cake from the cafeteria is literally Cheese and Cookies in the form of a cake and even with all my speed and reflexes I could barely get the last two pieces of cake and that's after flirting with the Onee-san from the cafeteria getting an extra bag of cookies. I admit I am an addict.

But the problem is not the two pieces of cake but the little white existence that has been following me to the table.

Short stature, milky white skin, big golden eyes, snow white hair adorned with a black cat brooch, the first year girl recognized by all as Kuoh's Pet, Toujo Koneko, yes this little demon cat stuck to me or rather the food on my plate.

Although my ability to ignore people is first rate, I am still a person with a minimum of morals and I cannot pretend not to see cuteness, you know "CUTE is JUSTICE".

Sitting at a table far away and near the window I addressed the little girl with my best business smile.

--Did the redhead send you or do you want something else?

With that I took my fork and cut a bite out of the cake and brought it to my mouth, the soft, sour and sweet taste filled my mouth, giving me a feeling of calm and fullness, the world is good and I am happy.

--Buncho didn't send me... the Cake...

Koneko took a bite of her sandwich and chewed carefully, I took another bite of my cake. Delicious.

--...I won't give you anything...

I responded to his puppy dog eyes.

--...Mean.

The little devil huffed.

--Sorry... the laws of the jungle, survival of the fittest~

I mocked.

--Seduce the cook... Does it count?

Asked the little cat with accusing eyes, to which I responded with a smile.

--Yep~

After that exchange we both dedicated ourselves to our respective lunches, under the gaze of astonishment and jealousy from many students.

***

After lunch the classes continued and then the club activities, for my part I began my warm-up routine of a thousand swings and sparring with the girls, although the latter was more to promote their growth than mine.

--Hyoudou Souji is here?

A male voice came from outside the entrance of the Dojo so I went out to see who was the future eunuch that would approach the wolf's den, all the barons on campus know that sports club girls are violent beasts and my little Amazons they are bloodthirsty and vile after my conditioning talks.

--Oh~Saji...you want to die~?

The Pawn of Sitri, Seichiro Saji was standing outside the Kendo Club, several girls peeked out to look and they were all ready with their Shinai and broomsticks, I gave them clear orders to attack and kill anyone who tries to abuse of them or harass them, that they give their position and be respectful of themselves.

--Souji...Kaicho...He wants to see you...

--Okay~ Girls, our friends from the student council require my presence~ secure the locker room window and if you see a voyeur, capture him~ I'll take care of the Unhappy One~

--HAI! SHIFU!

My Berseker warriors responded in unison and returned to their exercise. Saji just trembled in his own pants, perhaps imagining the end Iseei will have when his brother finds him.

--Okay~ Saji-kun~ Let's go with your Mistress~

--Are you really not afraid of us?

--Dude~ I'm pretty sure I can kill all of them except Kaicho and Fukukaicho~

--You're only human, we're demons!

Saji growled with a bit of puffed up pride.

--I'm Immortal~

I pass Saji in the hallway and transport myself to a shadow outside the student council room. Meanwhile Saji.

--That bastard!