Upon the notice of the now female slime, I felt a little headache... I might as well go and just kidnap the ex-saint, gift wrap her and throw her in the face of a certain exhibitionist redhead... It would take less than 5 minutes but ...let's let the story take its course, as much as I hate it, Issei needs to grow up or he's going to end up killing us all, while it was kind of fun to watch all that nonsense about the "Plot Armor" of the protagonists play out, this is the real world and I don't want to put all my trust in some idiot with an IQ lower than a groundhog.

So I applied my best skill, feigning ignorance (Insanity)... let events continue peacefully and fish the troubled waters, there are at least three Crows (Fallen Angels) to eat and a Voyeur Nun Fetishist hiding somewhere place, whose shadow may well be on the menu. So just for safety's sake and because I'm curious about what a demon royal's shadow tastes like, I'll mobilize some of the aberrations I hide in my shadow.

--"Go"

I muttered and hundreds of grotesque shapes trembled and ran from my endlessly distorted shadow before I returned to normal in less than a second, these failed but useful experiments will tell me when dinner is served, they're like ugly little LoL wards, except that they can bite if you attack them.

Now I just have to wait... and enjoy the show... Oh~ right! Sona wanted to see me after school... that's still a long way to go... well let's pretend to pay attention and sleep in class.

Returning to my usual character, I left the Dojo and walked towards the school building, although I could apply for an early graduation and enter the university, it would not be fun, this is the world of "High School DxD" how can I skip the part of "High School” that and I found out that I love watching Iseei get mutilated and slaughtered, it fills me with inner peace and a feeling of satisfaction, it's like a good drink after a long day at work.

Note to self: Buy Vodka and Brandy.

***

After school. Student Council Room.

--I'm here my lady~

A dark cumulus rose from the ground like the bud of an evil flower, which opened revealing a handsome young man with pitch-black hair and eyes as he bowed.

The members of the student council were surprised by the sudden appearance of the young black-haired man who is now his comrade in arms, and tower of his family.

--Souiji-kun...is there a reason for your theatrical appearance?

Asked the student council president while rubbing the bridge of her nose as the stress associated with her new acquisition is giving her quite a headache.

--You want the truth~ or the “Truth”~

The young black-haired man mocked as he took out his usual tea set and sat in the middle of the room calmly, but the rest were quite terrified to see the grotesque and terrifying purplish-black tentacles that trembled and writhed from his shadow.

Several of the council girls paled at the appearance of those grotesque appendages while the culprit happily sipped his tea.

--Just tell me the truth, Souji-kun.

--Okay~

He nodded in danger with a saint-like smile, causing his teacher's headache and right hand to increase.

--First, I was bored and wanted to bother you~

boasted the black-haired man.

--Second, I must report that there are at least three to four rather crazy fallen angels in the city as well as a few humans affiliated with them~

The black-haired commented before taking a sip of his tea.

--of 3~4 Crows and a ball of Exorcists? Is what you mean Souji-kun...

--Exactly~

--How do you know?

--Shadows~ I have eyes and ears in the shadows of the city~ It's kind of tiring and horribly tedious but I can radiate the whole city if I roll up my sleeves a bit~ Hahahahahaha~ Give me the order and I can get the prime minister out of his bed and hang him on Tokyo Tower, all in less than 3 minutes.

The sick laugh of the young man gave chills to all present as everyone instinctively knew that this crazy man could do it.

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The heiress of the Sitri clan felt as if the weight on her shoulders was increasing as the strange happiness of having obtained such an exceptional piece filled her heart, feeling dizzy from both emotions, the black-haired and violet-eyed heiress elegantly accommodated his glasses and looked at his lunatic but handsome minion.

--What do you want Souji-kun to do? You must know by now that I'm not the manager of the city... your brother is in the manager family, you should notify them.

--Nope~ I'm allergic to spoiled redheads with big breasts~ and I might accidentally kill Iseei in a slight fit of anger...on second thought though~

The black-haired man crossed his arms and held his chin with his right hand while pretending to think, a wide and vile smile formed on the young man's face, making those present tremble.

--That could give me the perfect excuse to fight that pretty boy Kiba Yuuto~ Thank you for the idea~ My Lady~

The black-haired man gave a deep bow and plunged into the shadows in a blink.

--And he left...Kaicho...Is it okay to let him go?

Tsubaki Shinra asked his mistress, representing all the other members of his court as they still hadn't gotten over the terrifying presence of their comrade.

--He's unstable but he won't do anything to hurt us, besides it seems that Rias annoyed him and he was just looking for an excuse to go and screw someone's patience, and I'm glad I'm not that "Someone"...

--So...

--I'll let him do what he wants, treat him like a wild animal, he won't be tamed overnight.

--A stray dog?

The vice president inquired, to which the young heiress only nodded.

--The wildest and most violent street dog in the whole city that you fed and now he trusts you a little... little by little Tsubaki... little by little.

--I see...it's still scary though.

--Scary, I find it exciting, the more secrets you hide Souji-kun~

Sona Sitri licked her lips as she thought of the mysteries her Tower concealed that would soon become her strength.

The sight of her mistress crossing her hands in front of her face while resting her elbows on the table accompanied by the reflection of her glasses, made the modest but beautiful young woman look like a villain whose plan is going perfectly.

***

Occult Club.

After leaving the student council room I teleported into a shadow outside the occult club's security perimeter in the old building, though I might as well teleport into Rias's shadow since I put a ward on her shadow after the breakfast fiasco.

--Now the question is... should I enter like a normal person and knock on the door politely or~

--Making an epically terrifying entrance, with hundreds of aberrant slimy shadow tentacles giving them nightmares for a week~ and by the way getting a perfect excuse to fight Yuuto... Yeee~ sounds like a good plan... What do you think Suru-chan?

I asked my cute pet who just jumped on my shoulder and rubbed against my neck.

--Hitting the pretty... Fun!

Petting my cute pet, I opted to just go and tease the red-haired princess, if her traumatized children get offended I'll slice up their pathetic lives under the excuse of self-defense... I'm a genius~!

If more take a leisurely walk towards the old school building, home of the Occult Research Club.

***

*Knock Knock knock*

A series of blows broke the calm silence that reigned in the club, the three girls present looked at each other doubtfully since only they, their own guests, were approaching the old building.

-- Buncho...?

--Were you expecting someone...Rias?

--No...Koneko-chan...could you please~

--Yes, Bunch...

The little white-haired girl got up and walked towards the oak door, opening it slightly and peeking her cute face through the opening.

--Who--!

*BLAM*

The girl jumped as a strange shadow stretched out from the hallway and into the room, slamming the door shut. The little girl came back to find a handsome young man with pitch-black hair and eyes.

--Good afternoon, Gremory-sempai~

Said the black-haired young man as he bowed with a sarcastic smile on his face.

--Hyoudou Souji... to what do I owe your unexpected visit?

The crimson princess replied to the young black-haired man as he crossed his arms under his prominent bust, at his side the sadistic traditional beauty of Himejima Akeno licked her lips when she felt the slight demonic air that now covered the black-haired man, for her part the little girl in white She only stood with her companions prepared to attack the mysterious and annoying black-haired man.

--I just came to say hello and inform the "City Manager"...

The young man commented as he spread his black and bizarre wings for an instant, bringing a pale face to the young girl with white hair and an interested smile from the black-haired beauty.

--What did you want to report... Tower of Sitri?

The crimson princess huffed, raising her bust even higher as she frowned.

--Not much, just that I have detected some Fallen Angels and a good amount of rebel Exorcists and other vermin entering the city~ Take your own precautions, for my part I will enjoy the chaos as long as my mistress does not order me otherwise~

The black-haired man spoke with a disinterested voice while a tentacle came out of his shadow and handed him a package of snacks which he tossed to the young white woman.

--Have~ an apology for the scare~

The young man smiled, before turning to the door.

--Fallen Angels and Exorcists! you say?

--If you don't believe me, give me ten minutes and I'll bring you the evidence.

The black-haired man scoffed, to which the redhead smiled pedantically.

--Bring me the proof of your words Hyoudou Souji.

--It will be a pleasure~

The young man gave a wide, sick smile before plunging into his own shadow and disappearing.

--Ara~ Ara~ it seems Sona-san found a rather particular servant~

--An Akeno monster.

--I think it's cute Rias~ I'd love to punish him a bit~ Fufufu~

--*Chomp*Chomp*Chomp*

While the older girls, the younger one just sat comfortably on the sofa and proceeded to devour the sandwiches.

--Ah~ Looks like I already tamed our cute Koneko-chan~

--*Chomp* Snacks *Chomp* Free *Chomp*

They both smiled at the simplicity of the young demon.

--But...jokes aside if what Souji-kun said is true...

--There is something important moving in my city.

--I hope it's not something serious, Iseei told me about a nun this morning, I hope it's not related to what Souji said.

The two could only hope that their fears were only unfounded and that the black-haired man was only an alarmist.