(BGM: Dschinghis Khan Moskau)

After my strange but pleasant talk with the Archangel, my mind became a little more lucid if one can call lucid to go from having 177 self-destructive and destructive thoughts per second to only 17... Then I'm lucid.

Time passed and I didn't really care when I saw a certain crazy exorcist roaming the city, nor when I saw an old friend along with a mentally retarded Amazon running through the streets in super tight leather outfits, since I had better things than do, like for example~

"Come on Saji~!" Dance~ Balia!

--*Suru* Dance~Dance~*Suru*

--You can Saji-kun~

--You can do it!

--Dance Saji!

Teaching Saji the old art of Hollywood dance action, which is dancing epically while fighting or in Saji's case dancing like a Drunken Cossack while dodging my attacks. As an interesting fact, Ruruko (Pawn), Tomoe (Knight) and Momo (Bishop) are here supporting Saji or just enjoying the show, Suru is in the arms of little Ruruko who gave little Slime a new ribbon. Always? I wonder where I get that ribbon? Hey there the answer, well... let's go back to Saji~

--Come on~ Genshiro Saji~ Let's dance~ move your legs~

--You're crazy!

--Dance, Comrade Cossack~

I laughed and took out a bottle of Vodka and started drinking it while shooting poor Saji.

*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*

--Bastard!

--Guahahahahahahahaha~

***

kuoh academy

"Hey, that's not...

--Yes I hope...

--Did you hear the rumor?

--I can't believe our Kuro no Ouji is engaged...

--Yes, yes... and with an older woman...

I heard she was a college student...

"Oh...it would make sense, I heard that Souji-sama chose to study medicine..."

I had disappeared from the academy for several days and just when I decided to show my face again I find this chatter, it didn't take a genius to know that Iseei opened his mouth and told his friends about the bald one and the four eyes, maybe Kiryuu heard On the one hand, and that's how the word spread, being an institution with a predominantly female population, romantic themes will be the talk of the town in less than 5 seconds. Although it is annoying to be the center of attention, the taste of despair, envy, anger and disappointment in the air is delicious, ha~ this makes me want to attend classes, before I could only frown at all the thoughts and Residual emotions I felt brushing against their shadows now, I can appease that with the delicious taste of their pain.

--Hahahaha~

I snickered before greeting the girls with a smile while enjoying the nice food, I knew it was popular but I didn't think it was that much, about a fifth of the female body is heartbroken and it tastes like strawberry jam~

***

I entered the classroom under the gaze of everyone except my dear brother, who was obviously avoiding eye contact. Since my seat is in the back I purposely walked over to him and stopped next to him, making him blanch.

--You know you won't be able to escape~ Ero-gomi~ enjoy your last moments~ big brother~

--Sumimasendesta...

--Very late~ Nii-san~

Issei's face turned white and he collapsed on the desk, he hadn't fainted and was just playing dead, I laughed and continued on my way, but not before greeting Asia with a smile and a small pat on her blonde hair.

--Souji-onii-sama...sorry, your relationship with Testarosa-san...

--Don't worry, I know you didn't open your mouth, I'll punish Iseei for it~ Do you want to have lunch together?

"Hai, Souji-onii -sama..."

--Good girl~ have a sweet~

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I took a piece of candy from my pocket and gave it to the ex-saint, ignoring the looks of the other students and finally walking to my seat.

The classes were boring, having recovered almost all my memories this was more a review of my old knowledge than learning it from scratch.

***

--Is Hyoudou Souji here?!

A fair-skinned young woman with emerald green eyes and shoulder-length dyed auburn hair a year older came roaring into the room. She was obviously one of my acquaintances.

-- Hanabira... What do you need ?

-- Do you have a fucking girlfriend?!

--Yep~

--And you admit it?!

--Of course there's nothing to hide~

--But she's an old woman, isn't that immoral!

Hanabira was roaring and making a pretty pathetic scene from my point of view with her eyes bloodshot and tears at the corners of her eyes, although the audience (Classmates) seemed delighted with the show.

--Tsume~ calm down and let's talk about this later, let's have lunch and you can yell at me later~ okay?

I ignored her answers and just grabbed her by the collar of her uniform and dragged her like a sack over my shoulder, being followed by Asia who was carrying a pale and trembling Iseei.

***

Café.

--Okay~ if you call yourself already... ask~ Hanabira~

He was holding a cup of tea next to a slice of cake, the four of us had finished eating a light meal and now we are killing the remaining time of lunch.

--You really got engaged to a college girl?

--Sep...

--I know this is selfish but... Can't it be me?

I'm sorry but it's impossible.

Looking into the teary eyes, I could only shake my head and kill his illusions with one accurate blow.

I don't have a chance right?

--I'm sorry but no... Look for happiness elsewhere Hanabira-sempai.

"I see... I never lived up to you... I was just a child in your eyes... right?"

I nodded, she was venting, Asia was on the verge of tears and I was ready to comfort her but I stopped her, it would be more annoying if she accidentally fanned the flames, I have enough with Monet and Tomoko on my hands to add a violent tomboy with attention deficit disorder. , Iseei was... Oh~ this guy turned off his brain, good choice.

--Certainly, everyone here is a child in my eyes...

I stroked and ruffled the little Asia next to me while giving a light smile.

"Am I really just a girl to you?!"

Hanabira growled in indignation as tears ran from her eyes.

--In fact. I'm sorry but you only hurt yourself.

I ignored the incriminating looks and calmly drank the rest of my tea before getting up and slapping a piece of paper on the table.

--I'm leaving the fencing club... see you Hanabira Tsume-senpai...

I left the cafeteria dragging a subdued Iseei and followed by an annoying Asia.

***

old school building

--It was a good show you put on there Souji-kun~

--Oh~ Gremory didn't know you enjoyed cheap dramas~

--Don't call a girl's first love cheap, Souji-kun~

"Were you here Himejima-senpai~?"

I'm currently in the occult research club, also known as the Gremory Clan Base, why I'm here, it's simple I'm bored and I want to fuck Iseei in every possible way.

--Ara~Ara~ you're playing ice cream with me~ you're a bad boy Souji-kun~

--Gremory~ Regarding your pawn's loose tongue, I ask you not to interfere in this little family feud~

--Though I understand, I can't let you hurt my cute pawn Souji~

--Bunchoooo~

--Yeah, my cute Iseei, but you shouldn't have talked about the personal relationships of others without their consent, especially when it's a delicate topic... but Souji-kun Sona knows about your engagement.

Rias petted the unfortunate Ise who was trembling on the ground like a stray dog.

--She must be aware, her sister the Cosplayer met my fiancée so she must have gone with the gossip~ that and that I've been ignoring her calls for a week now.

--One week? Hahahaha~ Sona must be really angry right now~

--For all I care~ I'll enjoy his frown to the fullest~

I pulled a bottle of wine from my shadow along with a set of glasses.

--Iseei I give you two options to serve us now or suffer when we return home~

The dog / Iseei jumped and with expert handling uncorked the bottle with the edge of his Sacred Gear and served the glasses with incredible care and measures, the poor idiot had talent as a bartender.

--A toast to Sona Sitri's frown~

I smiled and waved my cup towards Rias who just shrugged before nodding in defeat.

--A toast to your engagement Souji-kun~

--Campai~

Rias and I sipped our cups before sharing a slight business smile much to the annoyance of Iseei and the rest of his peerage, except for maybe Asia and Koneko since they were busy with a stack of snacks I gave them upon entering.

By the way the little dragon Raseei gets along very well with Suru and now those two are playing quietly in a corner.

"Souji-kun, have you considered my offer?"

--Sorry but I must decline~ I can offer my rental services whenever I need it, more than that it would be too annoying to have two Sis-cons after my head~

"I see...it's a pity..."

--Bu-Buncho what are you talking about?

Issei stuttered but managed to get out the question that several were asking in this room, to which Rias responded with her usual flirtatious tone.

--Nothing important just that if Souji-kun wanted to join our peerage~

Rias blurted out that information casually before taking a large gulp of wine with a seductive smile.

--THAT?!

Iseei bellowed like a wounded animal and collapsed into an ORZ position, while Himmejima could only blink open-mouthed, while Yuuto, Asia, and Koneko just nodded before going back to what they were doing.

--Guhahahahaha~ I may not like Gremory but you're a good drinking partner~ so let's drink~

--Oh~ you don't like me but you still want me to join you for a drink~

--Is it good free wine? Are you complaining~?

--Not really but I thought it would be more important to you Souji-kun~ since you fought for me against Raizer~

Rias winked at me as she licked her lips in a pout and moved her arms to accentuate her cleavage…

--Girl, if you'll stop acting like a stripper~ I might take you seriously but seriously~ Let's drink in peace~ Yuuto come and drink with us, you too girl Ara~Ara over there sit and drink~ little kids have more snacks and juice ~

I brought out another batch of sandwiches and different juices and sodas for the two girls, while pulling out more bottles of liquor and a steaming pizza from my shadow.

--Oh~ I don't know whether to feel flattered or insulted by all this Souji-kun~?

--Gremory...don't ask nonsense and enjoy the free food~ look at the Ara-Ara-onna over there~

I pointed to Akeno who had a full glass of wine in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other as she munched happily, next to her Yuuto was slowly enjoying the wine.

--Be glad to know that for now you are not my enemy~ and Iseei is not allowed to eat, you are a waiter now, serve juice for the little ones and bring them pizza~ walk~

Iseei nodded and prepared the dishes and brought them to the children, I also brought the two familiars in the corner, Suru took the plate with her appendages while Raseei fired lightning at Iseei and then caught the plate in the air, landing and putting it on the ground. He ground carefully and ate the crusty pizza with a smile on his scaly little face.

That little lizard hates Iseei with all his soul.