Kuoh Academy – Student Council Room.

--Souji-kun?

--Yes, My Lady?

--Can you train Ruruko and Saji?

It's been about a week since my crazy, wild sex filled little vacation with Monet; the only reason I didn't move in with her is because my hippie mother forbade me, since even she doesn't trust 100% to leave Iseei alone with Asia, and I can't blame her for that.

Leaving my possible move aside, now my dearest mistress urges me to train the future incarnation of the Dragon King of the Prison and a Loli with pigtails... Is this guy crazy?

--You know that my training will kill them right~?

I asked raising an eyebrow, by the way I'm comfortably lying on a desk in the classic bird-talking dog pose, Sn**pi.

I trust you won't.

Sona answered, tucking her hair behind her ear as she stared at me with her purple eyes.

--Do those two know that you are sending them to the slaughterhouse?

--No, this is a surprise for them.

--Okay~ I am not responsible for the possible physical and psychological damage that your pawns may present~

I rose from my comfortable place and gave a profuse and theatrical bow before sinking into the shadows.

--Kaicho is sure about this?

Shinra Tsunaki asked with a slight fear in her eyes.

-- We don't have many options, you saw what happened in the Burned game, with Souji we are unstoppable but as soon as he came out,...

--We were swept without a problem, I understand but... is it really worth the risk?

--I can only bet that if... that and hope that my big sister's plan can work.

Will they continue with that illusion?

--No, supplanting Natasha's place was a bad idea, on many levels I really regret it.

Sona Sitri denied as a slight blush formed on her face, thinking about the plan that her sister had formulated in a fit of frustration and anger.

--Nee-sama will try to make Jhoam fall in love, while I will make Souji fall in love...

--Does a nail drive another nail? I don't see how Kaicho can work...

--It's my older sister's plan, I can't understand it but she is smarter than most demons, besides this madness was approved by Beelzebu-sama and Lucifer-sama...

At the mention of two of the four great demons, the council vice president could only nod and remain silent, although the worry and fear in her eyes were still present.

--I hope everything goes according to your wishes Kaicho.

--Me too, Tsubaki, me too~

***

Kuoh Academy - Cafeteria

--Do you need something from my Neko-chan?

I chuckled at the little girl with white hair and golden eyes standing next to my table, Toujo Koneko.

--Cheesecake...

The freshman girl looked at the three slices on my plate.

--Hmmm, I won't give you anything~

--Seducing the cook is cheating.

The taciturn girl said as she puffed out her cheeks, making me laugh even harder.

--Hahahaha~ it's ok you win~ here~

She placed one of the slices of cake on her already full plate of sweets, to which the little rook just nodded and proceeded to sit at the table.

--Itadakimatsu~

With those little words the girl began to eat with a big smile on her face, we both ignored the prying eyes of the rest of the students, at least until an unusual trio approached us.

--Inkhead what do you do with Koneko-chan?

"Good afternoon, Souji-onii-sama..."

--I~

Iseei's perverted trash accompanied by Asia and Kiba, came to the table together with their lunches.

--Good afternoon~ Asia, Yuuto...

I greeted the two blondes and ignored the perverted trash who just snorted and sat down at the table.

-- You still don't answer me ink head.

--Eat... genius~

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At my words the little cat agreed and just to bother I placed three cookies from my pocket on her plate. And if I carry snacks, candies and cookies with me at all times, you never know when I'll have to wash the taste of some horrible shadow out of my mouth or I'll just trick an innocent cute loli~ to get to her mother Milf or Onee- hot saint~

--I'm not blind, Inkwell, what I'm asking is why are you here with Koneko-chan?

--I study here... and the cheesecake helps~ sherlock~

I pointed to the cake on my plate and the crumbs in the mouth of the girl who unfazed filled her mouth with food. I placed a Dorayaki on her plate, she nodded and continued eating.

--I'm not an idiot, Souji... Explain yourself!

Iseei was frustrated at my interaction with the little girl which was hilarious on many levels and as a good brother he couldn't stop teasing me. Taking out more sweets and snacks this time from the shadow inside my jacket, I put sweets on Asia and Koneko's plates, both girls ate without much trouble, Asia blushed a little but she still enjoyed her dessert.

Kiba frowned a little but just shrugged before continuing with his salad.

--Put down your magic tricks and tell me, what do you want to do with our Koneko-chan?

--Fatten it up to eat it later?

I sneered as I theatrically bit into the slice of cheesecake while raising an eyebrow making Iseei exasperated.

--THAT?! Do you want that with Koneko-chan?!

Iseei yelled more than normal, attracting the attention of the others, making him feel ashamed and sit like a scolded child, the curious thing is that the little cat looked up from the plate and looked at me with a slight blush on her cheeks covered in crumbs, which was so cute as hilarious.

--Hahahaha~ Iseei the only one who thinks about "That" is you~ As for Koneko~ I'll leave it to your imagination~

I tossed the rest of the cake into my mouth, swallowing it smoothly before getting up.

--Well it's been a pleasure~ Yuuto, Asia, Koneko-chan~

I walked away from the table under the burning gaze of the female student body, leaving Iseei under the pressure of a hundred irate females.

--Issei-san...

"Don't worry Asia-chan..."

Iseei ate his food heavily since the looks were scary, taking advantage of the chestnut's calm, the blond knight spoke with his fellow tower.

"Koneko-chan...what do you think of Souji?"

The little tower blinked a few times before nodding with its clear golden eyes and speaking in a soft, flat voice.

--Strange but nice...has snacks...nothing else.

--Hahahaha~ well nothing to worry about.

The knight shrugged and stopped worrying about the matter.

***

A few hours later – Kendo Dojo.

"You bastard, you son of a bitch, come here and fight!"

--Hanabira-san~ I must remind you that you are technically a lady~ you should moderate your language~ at least in the presence of third parties~

I laughed at the red-haired tomboy, who just tossed a wooden sword at me before growling. And charge like a wild boar at me, driving the rest of the club members back.

--KageItoryu~ Kage no Mae : Sakura (Cherry Tree Shadow Dance)

He dodged the charge in one smooth movement, as well as dodged the next strikes, slashes up, slashes down, straight stab, rapier, slash right, horizontal top slash, avoiding everything by the thickness of a piece of paper, while Hanabira roared in anger and sweated. profusely, I continued to dodge.

"Stop dodging, you're so insufferable, you slippery bastard!"

--Okay~ *Back*

I blocked his cut with my sword and twisted the tip locking our swords before reaching out my left hand to grab his dougi's neck and headbutt him hard.

*BANG*

--ITAAAAAAAA~ That's cheating~ SOUJI

Hanabira fell on her butt while holding her head and pouting...Are you trying to be cute? I'm sorry Hanabira but you're not cute, funny yes but cute no, your violence subtracts any cuteness you may possess, I smiled broadly and went back to my captain's seat.

--One day I will defeat you and regain my honor!!!

--Of course~ of course~ I'll wait for you here~

I waved my hand at Hanabira as one of the girls from the club handed me a cup of tea.

--Thanks, now go back to training.

--Yes, Souji-sama.

The tea girl returned to the group of fifteen girls who were swinging their Boken without fear or doubt, each of them had a lethal glint in their eyes, I won't deny it, the sight is both beautiful and terrifying but I like it anyway.

***

Thirty minutes later.

--Sorry for the intrusion~!

With those words an unexpected group entered the dojo, drawing the attention of all the girls, the two pawns of the Sitri group entered the Dojo under the gaze of the members, Sehichiro Saji took the worst part since it is an unofficial rule that males other than myself and maybe Kiba Yuuto can enter.

--Continue, I'll take care of the visits.

--HA!

The girls went back to their practice as he led the two pawns into a corner to talk quietly.

--Souji-san...

--Is it because of the training?

I cut off the words of the little girl with pigtails, before looking at Saji.

--First, I won't teach you fencing, second I won't teach you magic, that's what Sona is for, third, the only thing I can teach you is how to fight and in your case, Saji, help you a little with that bullshit you have on your arm.

Both Nimura and Saji fell silent at my words, they had yet to fight a stray demon or fallen angel head-on thanks to literally hunting down every stray in the city and the neighboring one.

We know... but...

--We want to be stronger, Souji-senpai...

Both pawns lowered their heads and begged at the same time.

--Please train us.

--Okay~

I nodded and gave a positive answer surprising the two pawns who were stunned with idiotic looks on their faces.

--Are you going to help us?

--Yep~

--Aren't you joking with us or fooling us?

--Saji... I'll help them and I'll enjoy watching you agonize and regret asking me for help~ Same to you Loli with pigtails~

--I can retire...

Nimura paled but I smiled placing my hand like an iron claw on his small and tender head, while pointing at Saji making the girls from the club enter the scene.

--No~

--Saji-kun help me~ Souji-senpai is scary!

Nimura cried but Saji was already being beaten up by the girls from the club.

--Okay first lesson~ bear the pain~ Stay there Saji~ Girls hit him like an old rug~

--HAI SHIFU!

The girls beat Saji mercilessly, barely giving him space to take a breath or cry, well they showed a little mercy and they avoided his face and jewelry, everything else was beaten, for his part Nimura was subjected to my iron grip, I pressed her little skull between my hands digging my fingers into her scalp making her squirm, cry and drool.

Anyway, this torture continued for two more hours, when my exhausted Amazons returned to their homes with a satisfied smile on their faces.

--Your monster...

Saji cursed as he was trembling and convulsing on the ground, Nimura next to him was semi unconscious while holding his head in pain with his face flushed red.

--Well, that was level 1~ Are you ready for level 2~?

--Piety please!!!

--Nope~

*Snap*

With a simple snap of my fingers, my shadow spread throughout the Dojo at the same time that a soundproof barrier was erected.

--Welcome to level 2~ Say hello to the world of pain~

Several tentacles and appendages came out of the shadows binding Saji and Nimura, dangling them in the air.

"Oh...shit...you're not going to..."

Saji paled as he tried to hold back his vomit, while Nimura came to his senses only to pale and yell in a strangely suggestive way.

--No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no YAMETEKUDASAI! SENPAI! NO!

--Well... I see they're already deserted~ And Nimura~ you can rest assured~ you're not my type and I don't have those tastes~ by the way Saji Do you read H-BL? These friends will only tickle you~ tickle~

I pulled Suru out of my shadow and tickled the little girl who laughed happily.

--*Sururururururururuurururururu~*

--Is it just tickling?

"You're not kidding, are you?"

--Just Tickle... What kind of monster do you take me for? I will torture them to adapt and be more resistant~ now~ would~

With my words hundreds of tentacles covered the two of them making them laugh to the brink of death.

--Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

--Puhahauahuahauhauauahahauhauahuahuaahuahuahauha~

--Music for me~ What do you say Suru~?

--Silly blonde~ and fun pigtails~ Suru like~ Suru playing with Pigtails~

With that my cute slime jumped out of my arms and joined in the fun.

"Well, I'll take a nap while I wait."