Just like in the original, there was a scandal when my mother ran downstairs saying that Iseei had brought a beautiful naked redheaded girl home. Father proceeded to yell at her saying that it's not possible that it should be a high tech inflatable doll and that it would be more believable if I did it.

--Old man, don't throw the ball at me~ although I won't deny it~ I'm more handsome than Iseei.

--See, even he doubts it.

--So Dad~ I should bring a girl next time~ There are a lot of them in the Kendo club~ Ha hahaha~

--So you hid your power you little bastard~ When would you tell us that you have a girlfriend?

--Bride? I'm handsome, not an idiot~ I'll be free until college~ Old man~ if you want to be grandparents before your time, ask Iseei~

I shuffled the conversation to ease mom's tension and tossed the ball to the jerk who had just come down from her room followed by the redheaded beauty. Rias wordlessly used mind-altering magic and our parents treated her as if it were normal for a stranger to appear out of nowhere and get naked into the bed of the eldest son of the family.

In the end we all had breakfast together with dad at the head followed by Ise and Rias on the right and mother and I on the left, sitting across from Rias who gave me a smirk to which I responded with a smirk and a smirk. ask my brother.

--Iseei...You used the condoms I gave you right?...I still don't want to be an uncle~

Everyone at the table except for Rias and Me spit out their coffee and coughed.

--What are you talking about inkhead~

--Brother, the walls of the house are thin~ I can lend you money for the hotel... if you want... but please let the others sleep...

Our parents work and drop like stones so my words made both adults shoot Iseei with their eyes.

--Oi, oi, oi, I'm innocent...I did nothing, nothing...nothing...damn.

Iseei cursed as he slammed the table in frustration at his Feat.

--Son...

--Ise...

--Fag~

Father looked at Isei with disappointment, Mother looked at him helplessly... they both thought that their eldest son would be powerless or have other tastes, for my part I just mocked. Rias on her side just enjoyed the show with a fake smile.

--Father, Mother, don't worry, I'm still a virgin and Iseei is a responsible gentleman... not like others who wander the world~

*Pack*

The demon kicked me under the table while speaking for my part I just smiled and continued my breakfast while our parents lectured Iseei on how to treat a woman and responsibility for his actions. Although my father's gaze on me was somewhat annoying.

***

In order not to have to watch the rest of Rias's low-budget soap opera, I transported myself directly to the forest near Kuoh academy, it's still early but who cares.

Issei is fried, the fallen angels will even come out of the toilet to stick a spear of light up his ass, I don't know how Issei was able to survive so long in the original, well... How many times did he die or half kill the idiot? One Yuma or whatever that girl is called, two from KFC, three from Vali, Loki and Fenrir four, five from Jugernaut Drive, six from Samael and I'm almost sure she immolated herself a couple more times... I'll still enjoy her pain.

Pulling my backpack out of the shadows, I joined the group of early risers and calmly entered the institution.

Not before feeling the look and smile of my mistress greeting me from the entrance of the school building.

--You're early Souji-kun.

--Thanks to some exotic redhead turning my house into a filming set for a cheap soap opera~ by the way you should turn up the security around the academy, my silly brother got stabbed by a Crow yesterday~ Kaicho-sama~

--Crows?... I see... I'll take your advice, Tsubaki make the preparations.

--At the command Kaicho. Hankai, Meguri, with me.

--Hai.

--Hai.

The three girls greeted and went inside the building possibly to put up a barrier, in my case I'll just go to the kendo club to kill some time and clean the place since it's ridiculously early.

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--See you Kaicho-sama~

--Where do you think you're going Souji-kun?

Sona gave me a questioning look as she took my tie with a certain intimacy and dominance since no one was around to look at us. As a side note Saji sees me with tears of blood, sorry old man... it was unintentional.

--Club~ I'll clean up a bit before the girls arrive~

“Okay…come to the student council room after school.

--On order~

Sona released my tie and returned to her stoic and serene demeanor, her violet eyes under the azure blue frame of her glasses together with the morning sun gave her a charming and graceful look, almost sacred but that would be an offense since she is a demon.

Walking away from the student council, I walked directly towards the shadow of one of the lockers and entered it.

--That's very convenient...

The bearer of one of the Vitra pieces murmured.

--Hmmm, a teleportation with shadows as a medium...

Inquired the heiress of the Sitri clan as a smile formed on her face, her tower, although somewhat crazy, is undeniably strong and it is just what she wanted.

--Show me what you're capable of Souji-kun~

The young demon cried out in his mind.

***

Club / Kendo Dojo.

After going in and out of the shadows, I left my shoes at the entrance and with a practiced movement I took the mop and the bucket with my shadows, the president of the club should arrive in about ten minutes and she is always the first one of the girls, so I can use my shadows freely.

Armado con un trapeador y varios trapos húmedos equipados en los apéndices sombríos procedí a limpiar y pulir el piso de madera, mientras tarareaba una pequeña canción.

(Kedamono Damono / 9mm Parabellu Bullet / Killing Bites ED)

--Yokubou no mama ni are~

--Sukidarake da nante~

--Ukatsu ni chikadzuite~

--Shimattara oshimai~ Saishinei no mashin wo ~

--Koeru dai rokkan wa~ Mezamesou ni nakutemo~

--Wakaru daro Kyoudaiiii~

--Kayowai furi no kiba ni~

--Kamitsukarenai you ni~

--Ano ko wa dokkara mitemo~

--Kedamono damono~

--Honnou ga kowaretemo~ Kidzukanai yatsura no~ marumatta senaka de~ Tsume wo togu biribiri~

--Hakanege na egao mo~ Mizuito no mamida mo~ Komafura shikirenai~ Abunai sono nioi~

--Kayowai furi no kiba ni~

--Kamitsukarenai you ni~

--Ano ko wa dokkara mitemo~

--Kedamono damono~

--Kagitsukerareru mae ni~

--Nigeda sanakucha sugu ni~

--Ano ko wa dokkara mitemo~

--Wareware to onaji tada no~

--Kedamono damono~

Along with the last verse of the song, the Dojo floor was already clean and the shadows put the tools back in their place. I still had time before the president arrived for our morning match, so I simply meditated.

Closing my eyes, shutting off my senses and emptying my mind, letting myself fall into the darkness... 1, 2, 3... That strange feeling of a meter shook my mind and made me annoyed. Anxiety, it's like when you're a brat and you have to wait to open Christmas presents even when they're there.

Being interrupted by the evil meter, I left the meditation just in time to see the beautiful club president walk in.

--Souji-kun~

--Hanabira-san~

Hanabira Tsume, 3-D student, healthy fair skin, with beautiful emerald green eyes and shoulder length dyed reddish brown hair, some would call her a tomboy or tomboy for her rustic and unfiltered way of acting but she's actually a nice girl , just a little lacking in the boobs and butt department, but still kind of pretty... too bad she's a closet BSDM lover, inexcusably violent and quite hates me... accidentally tried her shade one day and what I saw was not pretty "She, Me, A Sadomasochistic dungeon..." see, nothing pretty, just like the song this girl is equal to or worse than a beast.

--Just like always Hanabira-san~

--I'll be in your care~

With a small wink, Hanabira put on her gloves and took the boken, for my part I just took another and took my position. Hanabira and I reached an agreement where in order not to lose the spirit that the sword is a weapon we don't use armor or at least not so much.

Without further ado Hanabira opened with the first blow a quick downward thrust which I blocked with my sword dry, after that we entered into an exchange of high intensity blows, without much finesse, she is a violent and frank girl as long as she holds a sword, Which makes me appreciate her, as a sparring partner.

*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG *BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG * BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG* BANG*BANG *BANG*BANG*BANG *BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*BANG*

The rattling of the crashes of the wood became shrill, if it were a formal competition we would both be more than disqualified, since we are shamelessly attacking eyes, neck, arm, armpit, leg, hand, fingers, nose, basically the only thing that it prevents us from killing ourselves, it is our own ability and control.

*BANG*

--Argth...Fuck you...SOUJI!

--GUHAHAHAHAHA~!

With one last blow he ripped the boken from Hanabira's hands and she cursed as usual, both of us drenched in sweat, since we both didn't change our clothes, our uniforms clung to our clothes, the modest hills of his chest covered behind the Blue lingerie is transparent through the thin uniform, for my part I just enjoy the view and take off my shirt, making the violent president of the club blush, taking a couple of towels, one for me and another to throw it in the face of the annoying girl .

--You flashing bastard!

He grunted as he grabbed the towel and wiped the sweat from his forehead, I just smiled and proceeded to dry my body, of course everything is to annoy the girl in front of me and the girls who just arrived at the club. I admit I enjoy psychologically torturing these sexually frustrated and socially self-conscious girls, even in this world of cheap ero-shonen, the emotional repression and lack of human contact between Japanese and Asian people in general remains abysmal.

What am I hanging meat (Me) in front of a pack of hyenas? Of course! Are you crazy ? Hell yeah! Do I want to be imprisoned by a bunch of hormone-craving SNUSNUS girls? Or am I just horny? Sincerely! Don't know?

Evil Souji: Come on it will be fun~

Good Souji: Think about his feelings and the ETS~

Neutral Souji: Let's play with their hearts and minds ~ if they go crazy, run!

Following the third option, I enjoy their reactions and I will escape when Troy burns, always open drunk Onee-sans to pick up on this filthy planet.

While planning my next outing to the bars, Suru my slime gave me a rather annoying message.

--Idiot~, find~, blonde~

For some reason and at some point Suru learned to speak through a kind of telepathy, the voice of a little girl conveyed the news of the fateful encounter between the Red Dragon Emperor and the Ex-Saint tamer of dragons.