Extra 5: Loli watches TV; Loli learns stuff

When I browsed the channels from Mitsuki's world, I came across a cooking show.

Dragon Ram Shey's Underworld Kitchen.

Wow, you could even have a dragon as the head chef. He also lived for a very long time--experienced the best cuisines across many generations--both in tasting and cooking—that's the information I got from the System. He made the opening statement in his dragon form to maximize the impact, while during the actual show, he's in human form.

His human appearance was that of a well-built caucasian man with straight blond hair cut short and overall neat appearance. His looks seem to be middle-aged and his face was pretty rugged; giving off a tough-guy impression.

I thought it'd be a heated cooking battle like the shows I remember, but no.

"You fucking piece of shit! Do you have any fucking idea how to prepare a motherfucking food? It's raw! Fucking disgusting."

Shouting out profanities on top of his voice, Head Chef Ram Shey completely trashed the dish made by a peculiar chef who looked rather dodgy. I felt bad the dish got reduced into a piece of mess.

"...but chef...I..."

"Enough! This isn't a talk show. You work with your hands, so shut your mouth."

"...asshole."

The dodgy-looking chef muttered under his breath but it was still audible in the show.

Chef Ram Shey immediately faced him up close; his glares were filled with killing intent and the colors of his face turned red; I could imagine him breathing fire straight to the poor fellow.

"Say that again, I dare you. What did you say? I FUCKING dare you to say that again!"

The head chef was temperamental, yes, but he controlled his emotions pretty darn well, especially for a dragon who got mouthed off by a mere human.

"No...it's nothing chef."

"Don't waste more of my time." he immediately shifted to another chef, "Troy, I want this dish done soon, we have fifteen minutes left and we have to get the food on the table."

The entire show was basically about Chef Ram Shey lashing everyone out. A lot of the chefs present were kind of terrible and even I, who didn't know much about cooking, didn't even feel bad when those people got thrown profanities and curses like oxygen; not only from the head chef but also their team-mates.

Yet, in the end—I nearly spat out my drink when the female contestants who were especially terrible, made their confessions.

"Being abused by Chef Ram Shey was so blissful...I listened to the uncensored copy of him swearing at me as I fingered my pussy."

Hold on, how could you show this on the Television?

I should ask Mitsuki about this next.

I nearly lost it when the same dodgy male chef confessed:

"The feeling when you worked your best, but Chef Ram Shey trashed it like a piece of garbage—it was HEAVEN. Goddess, forgive this sinful man. Even though Head Chef is a man, I want him to impregnate me in his DRAGON FORM."

...dang.

The cooking show was pretty good, except the twist in the end. Unlike many cooking shows, however, it didn't make me hungry.

Kangoku Academy—finally an anime.

It was set in a historical era where a bunch of human males enrolled, as the only males in once all-female, youkai-only academy.

They got sent into the prison compound within the academy and get harshly abused every day like slaves—for peeking in the girls' bathing session one day.

"...this is why males are a piece of garbage—especially humans. Why are you filth still alive, huh?"

One of the youkai girls dressed in sailor uniform struck her bamboo sword at the man's bottom while hurling abusive curses like it's the most natural thing.

The man wore a ragged slave outfit and both his hands and feet were cuffed.

His expression was extremely ecstatic and he even peed in his pants while looking all blissfull; causing the youkai girl's disdain to escalate even further.

"Ahh! Haa....haaa...hit me more! Insult me more!"

"Die, you pervert! Leecher! Cockroach! Pig!"

Okay, so this was actually the top-ranked anime in the current season.

I say, what the flying fu—dge? Well, it's just not my cup of tea. It must be good if a lot of people love them.

There's also the anime where a group of male gangsters was forced to undergo a gender reassignment surgery to debut as an IDOL, due to ONE mistake they had committed. Every episode was about the boss giving them different sets of tortures.

...frankly, I laughed a lot at their suffering. Their reaction faces were just so priceless.

No good...I think something awakened inside of me; I want people to suffer in pain and especially feel good about it.

Mitsuki. If this was all the anime you watch I'm going to start labeling you as an evil goddess.

I'm not even going to comment about how people air an anime about a sister who ate her brother alive bit by bit—not even a bloody piece of him remain.

...or when a girl grew a penis by reading a bible; even went off to start a cult where you enslave both men and women through perverted rituals.

Seriously, what the hell with those ideas?

Okay, for this one there's a lot of sex scenes. I wasn't sure if this TV airs the actual program or this was just Mitsuki's fetish.

Though it's true, I skipped the majorities I found normal. I passed a few hours just watching TV like this.

There's also a good number of Yuri things. Most of them had BDSM elements but they were very gentle and wholesome. Yep, most of the stuff I skipped were normal, wholesome BDSM and only some of the weird ones caught my attention.

The Dao of BDSM was deep and profound, Patriarch.

By the way, those cute monster girl and lesbian pair still weren't back yet.

I'll just grab a bunch of snacks from the fridge and watched the ones from Mystia's Universe.

Let's start with anime.

Although it's technically one, what's with that bad 3D CGI? Why couldn't I stop watching? It's so adorable, especially those derpy faces.

The show's title was Tanoshii Park.

In this episode, in the giant tree house, there was a wolf girl doing her best drawing manga. The cow girl attended to her by bringing a tray of hot milk, which the wolf girl gladly gulped it down, followed by a cry of satisfaction.

"This hits the spot, Holstein. Your milk is so good."

"Glad you like it. How's your manga going, Direwolf?"

"Not good. It's barely enough to earn me anything."

"Is that so?"

"My manga was pretty bad. At this rate, the human girl I look up to—I couldn't really catch up to her anymore."

"Y'know. Even if your manga doesn't do well, you can just go to the forest and hunt. Besides, even if it's not well-received, doesn't mean it's bad."

In this world, humans were a species of monster girl, a common variant on ape evolution.

Humans were one of the most common monster girl species in this world due to their survival skills and adaptability. Yet, their strength only showed itself with the use of tools and powerful teamwork.

They were known to be intelligent, with extensive crafting abilities and complex social system but their bodies were weak. Humans also disdained their variant, Ape Girls and those of primate vein in general—not wanting to be put in the same ancestral chart. They also disliked being labeled as a monster girl.

Every monster girls, including humans, had something they're good and bad at in general.

Yet, every species were not equal—some were better than others—yet it would only encourage the underdogs to break through and create legends after legends.

"I don't draw manga because I'm good at it. I like drawing manga and that's why I wanna get better."

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"It's not like you have to live solely from being a mangaka, right?"

"That might be true but, when I'm doing it, I couldn't focus on anything else. I just want to draw manga."

"In this case, why don't you try drawing something people would like? Things like Shounen battle manga, Romance comedy, or anything popular nowadays?"

"I hate them. If I'm forced to do it, I'd rather go back to hunting."

Holstein let out a sigh. It was never easy to deal with an idealistic person, or in this case—monmusu; wolf girls were especially known for their strong sense of pride.

I got that feeling sometimes when I chatted with Reeve.

"So...what kind of manga do you like?"

"Can't you see it yourself? Are your boobs too big it blocked your view?"

The wolf girl was already on her limits when she took Holstein's words the wrong way.

"Mou...Direwolf, please stop making fun of my boobs. Eh..."

When taking a closer look, it was a manga depicting two different species of monster girls kissing, holding hands and doing lovey-dovey things.

"Are you...into women?"

In this world, even if it was labeled monmusu, the population of monster boys also exist.

Monmusu also stands for Monster Musuko (son).

...although the number of girls was way higher and there's also futanari variants

 having both functional sex organs.

While it's true that a good number of monmusu were heterosexual, the occurrence of homosexual monmusu, or those into futanari, either partly or strictly were rather high.

It's because, in Mystia's world, even two women could have children together, the same between two men.

They could even breed between species. So the number of hybrid variants in this world was high. Finding a pure variant as the Direwolf girl in the show was rare.

The Holstein monmusu variant was actually a result of selective breeding between two elite-variant of cow-girls. The concentration of high-quality milk, commonly referred to as Colostrum were more abundant. The produced amounts were the most among its peers, but most importantly, their breasts were also the biggest.

I captured Direwolf's lewd stares towards her partner's chest and immediately thought in my mind: I feel you girl.

Now, I could only sigh because my breasts could only stay small naturally—although I could make it lactate gallons.

A lot of the variants were created via breeding with Humans. Like the Minotaurus variant when cow-girls and humans breed; Werewolves between wolf-girls and humans.

They seem to have a unique quality to be able to insert their genes into all the present races, although the variant birth didn't always happen. Children between human and monmusu would either be one of them or a small chance of being a variant. In other words, the children between a monmusu and human would inherit both the parents' human characteristic, but for the monmusu trait, it's not always.

Yet the genes would still be there. Humans with one of them having a monmusu gene or both—they had a chance to give birth to a monmusu.

As a result, a lot of the monster girls in this world had human blood. Classifying them into their own races was difficult. For those with animal ears and tails, they were all categorized as Beastkin: Lizardmen were included but Arachne was classified as Demon race.

Monmusu with plant-like features were included as Dryad race—as such, the ones with actual Dryad characteristic were classified as Pure Dryad.

The rest of them who couldn't be categorized were all put into the Demon race.

That's if they couldn't be put into either humans, elves, dwarves, orcs, fairies, angels or dragons.

If they're not sentient and possess human-like capabilities, they'd be put into monsters.

Humans made up the majority of the world's population, followed closely by Beastkins and Orcs. The Orc race of this world was good looking. The males were especially popular among all the races, especially the orc warriors with honorable chivalrous codes.

For the females, people weren't really picky as long it matched their fetishes.

The population of Dwarves and Elves were decent, although due to their long lifespan and their lower capability to reproduce, their populations weren't that abundant compared to the Humans.

Although Elves had a high sexual libido, especially the females. While the Dwarves used their sexual energy to invent new things, like sex toys.

Dryad race's population were estimated higher than the Orcs, but as they were all spread and mostly lived in the wilderness, their numbers couldn't be calculated correctly. The same with Demon races who with extremely varied habitats, lost from the reaches of civilization.

The Angel race lived in remote places and hardly ever reproduce so their numbers were not very high; their lifespan was long enough for people to call them immortal. They're also one of the biggest perverts this world had to offer, even more so than the Pure Demons in general. As it was hard for them to be pregnant or impregnate someone, they were looking for an opportunity to copulate when it's possible.

As for the Dragon race, they were the undisputed strongest of this world. Bolstering the highest amount of mana and physical strength. Their breeding with Humans created the Dragonewt, one of the strongest Beastkin race. Their population was low despite their high libido as the Dragons took a pretty long time to reach adulthood and thus able to reproduce.

It's also because the actual Dragon race could only be born from the union between pureblood dragons, and they were known for their pride, as such, it was difficult to find a matching partner.

Hmm, it seems during the dump of information from the System, the TV show was paused.

"Are you into women?" Holstein instinctively covered her cow-patterned scantily clad bra, which showed a lewd cleavage, despite the simplified CGI.

"Why do you assume I'm a lesbian if I draw Yuri manga?" Direwolf stared squarely at the flustered cow girl; her gaze was cool and she gave a princely aura, it caused the cow girl's heart to thump hard.

"You're not?" Holstein was riddled with confusion when she saw the wolf girl's twitching ears and restless tail.

"To tell you the truth, I like women, yes. Is there something weird with that?"

"No...I'm just surprised. I thought I don't have any chance at all if you only like men."

"What's with that? I don't expect you to swing that way."

"I don't really read manga, but I just love your serious look when you did your best."

"Why me? Isn't it best to marry another monster girl or even a human girl with a better prospect in life?"

"Don't misunderstand, Direwolf...I'm not really a lesbian, I like you not because you're a girl. It's the way you are, I couldn't help but long for you."

Direwolf immediately dropped her ink pen.

"Now I have to redo my latest chapter because of you. My editor's gonna eat me off at this rate..."

"Oh no..."

"You're going to help me or not?"

"Yes! I will squeeze a lot of my milk so you'll stay awake."

"Holstein."

"Y-yes?"

"I want to drink it directly..."

"Okay..."

When Holstein took off her bra and let the piece of clothing slid to the floor, the screen only showed her feet and with a couple of ecstatic moans from her and Direwolf; showing only the giant tree house at the middle of the night as they indulged in lovemaking.

The moon ends up smiling.

...and thus, Direwolf had completely turned into a wolf that night.

Damn that ending line completely killed me.

Nah, I'm not that disappointed. I had already thought of such perverted fantasies before. When that kinda stuff was restrained in its storytelling, it only made things more erotic.

Don't you agree?