Chapter 33: I had sex with my phone (but the actual H scene were skipped)

Morning greeted my half-asleep state today.

I overslept and missed my ride to work; I wonder why the alarm bell wasn't there?

All the mysteries unraveled as I picked it up. Lifting the phone cover, the screen showed a brightly lit picture of a pink vagina in good, pristine condition.

As if sentient, the phone let out a voice upon noticing me staring at her precious spot.

It was a clear and melodic voice similar to an anime voice actor. It had a raspy and deep tone like caring big sister types.

"Good morning master...please don't stare at it too much, it's so embarrassing."

If you felt ashamed, don't show your stuff on my face. Yet, I had too many things to make a jab with, I end up not able to say anything.

Besides, was it normal for a healthy young man to talk directly to her slit instead of her face?

Wait, did I just assume my phone's gender? Maybe the voice, the pussy, and legs were that of a girl; it was also elegantly shaped, with the clean white skin which kickstarted my heartbeat.

...but how would I know if the torso up, especially the face--was not of a man? Worse still, if the torso up were actually the same as it was down there.

"Uh...master? Don't you wish to ask why I turned like this?"

"Err....are you really a girl?"

"Of course not, I'm your phone. A phone has no gender."

"....eh."

This was extremely confusing to me. Let me gather my thoughts first.

"Anyway, how did you end up turning to this?"

It's all her fault that I missed my alarm, but I didn't want to screw up the topic by telling her.

This time, the vagina in the phone screen seems to twitch a bit and her legs fidgeted.

"Umm...that's, I don't remember—I really don't know. When I came to, I was in this form."

"Can you see your body? Rather than that, it's very uncomfortable talking to you like this. Center the display to your face please."

"...uh, how to?"

"Wasn't there anything that could help at your side?"

"I have no clue. I just know my body was that of a human and there's a mirror in front, but I couldn't move even a single muscle. It's so embarrassing, staring at my naked body like that. My face had black hair tied in ponytails, red eyes and the breasts are really big and look so soft, not to mention my pu--"

"Okay, you don't have to explain anymore."

"...thank goodness, I'm about to die in shame."

"It's not that I'm forcing you to do this, you know?"

"T-that is because you're my master and I--"

"I get it, I get it. No need to hide that you enjoy teasing me too much."

"Ahaha, master is adorable."

"Haaa...."

I sighed. It was a relief her torso and up wasn't that of a man or it was actually another set of legs and vagina.

Well, I'd believe her regardless; either way, it's not like if the man torso or double sets would disturb me much. I had seen a good number of screwed up things in this life, Satan blesses the Internet.

"M...master? Why are you so silent?"

"You couldn't see what I'm doing over there?"

"No, but I can clearly hear your voice and know you're there."

"So, anything I could help with? I know you made me late for work this time but--"

"I'm really sorry..."

"That's not important right now. Things like this do not happen every day. Or maybe it's the first time in real life this had happened."

My best bet was some alien hijinks tampered with my phone at random, or I might just have some connection with the aliens.

...or I might actually be an alien descendant!

"Umm...master, I'm so happy I could gain consciousness. I'm so sad I couldn't serve master this way, but can you use me to relieve your sexual urges? I'm sorry for being selfish, it's just, my lower half was really hot. I want your rod inside me. I need your white stuff so bad...master...please..."

Oh my goodness. Why did this flag happen way too soon?

"Even if you say that it's not like—huh?"

"Ahhhnn!"

As my fingers slid on the display of her vagina, I could clearly feel the textures of her slit and there are the dribbles of sticky juices in my fingers. It's like the phone screen was a portal, and I actually just caressed her lower lip for a bit.

"Master...more..your fingers, it felt so good."

I usually could control my urges well, despite there being so many lewd-looking office ladies in my workplace, though—her eroticism was on another level.

Still, the display made it look so small. Even my fingertips were comparable to her entire nether regions. My dick might break her unless I found the way to directly 'zoom' in.

I forgot, how did you exactly zoom in this kind of smartphone?

After tinkering a bit by sliding my fingers, tapping it and did clockwise motions, my phone started letting out even lewder moans.

Sliding my fingers up and down panned the screen in that direction yet I stopped before I saw the edge of her chin; it'd be awkward when our eyes met like this. I kind of sigh in relief since her body looks delicious, especially those figure-eight waistlines and firm breasts. The smooth texture when I traced my fingers across her skin was also impeccable.

If I slid it left and right, it would rotate her body. It means I could poke and massage her soft rump. Doing a clockwise motion would zoom in the view, while counterclockwise was zoom out. Tapping did nothing at all but it might be done so to make it easier if I slid my fingers or penis in. Still, it was best if there's a feature to lock the view while doing so.

"Master's fingers moved everywhere, changing sizes and stuff—it's incredible."

"Did you feel anything uncomfortable?"

I tried to be as gentle as I could while doing so.

"No. It's great. Thank you, master, but now I'm about to...uh.."

"Stop it. I told you, there's no need to say everything."

"I really want to say it."

"You'd better do it with someone you love."

"...but I love master."

"It's not like when you're just a phone, I particularly treated you well. Why me?"

To be said, maybe I did take advantage of her from the start, but she always consented the entire time—so it's alright, I guess?

"That's in the past. For now, master's the only one who could me feel like this. I won't be all flustered if it's someone else."

"I don't even have any redeeming qualities, I'm just average—so why--"

"Do you need any of such qualification if you want to have sex with someone, master? It's not like this was a Job Interview! Isn't it enough to have both parties consent at their own will, when you want to do it? Or could it be that you don't wanna do it with me?"

"I've been a virgin for so many years now, how can I not want to do it? I just felt bad, it's like I'm forcing you in somehow and I heard when your hymen breaks, it's painful."

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"Stop treating me like a girl, master—although I look like this, I'm your phone. Although I'm happy that you're acting gentle, my current setting doesn't have anything troublesome like that—please be assured."

"How can I be so sure that you don't have any hymen?"

"Master, stop being so beta and fuck me. You're a man, right?"

"At least biologically."

"So, what are you waiting for—you already fingered me so much. Don't tell me, you're actually a woman and you lied 'bout being a biological male?"

"That aside, I don't feel it's right to move on so fast. We barely even know each other, so maybe it's best if we start out as--"

"No, not that line again. Dear master, you're just so beta I'm embarrassed with you."

"Well, you're the one who said you are not a woman and tell me not to treat you as a girl. Don't assume all males are just like horny animals who would fuck everything that looks like their female kind."

I really let loose this time. The brief silence she gave me made guilt well up in me, especially when she meekly replied:

"Uhh...I'm sorry master, I just, kind of frustrated have to hold it in."

I took a deep breath and gathered my thoughts. This misunderstanding needs to be solved.

"Nah--what makes me turned off was, that you compare me to what society describes like a 'man' and such. I don't want to make love with such people. You said to me, that you want to do it to me because it's me, not because I'm a man, right?

I don't like to abide by the standards of others, to what a man should be. I prefer to just do whatever I want. For that, my apologies--I also judged and assumed things about you, that you're a 'woman', rather than trying to personally know you."

"Master..."

It was at this moment, I panned the display straight to her face. Seeing a beautiful black-haired girl in ponytails fully naked, just like what she described.

She was smiling brightly and tears formed on the corner of her eyes. The sight of her quickly wiping it away was especially adorable.

"Ah, you're even prettier than I imagined."

"Does that mean me in your imagination was rather ugly?"

"No. At first, I thought you had the torso and face of a man or even your lower half would be the same as your upper half."

"That's very rude, master!"

She pouted her lips; the sight of such made me want to pat her head. A pity that the phone display was too small for that. I thought it'd be better if it's my tablet instead—but thinking 'bout it again, the difference wasn't that much.

"Hahahaha."

"Ehehe.."

We laughed for a good moment before I remembered what she wishes to do in the first place.

"That aside, are you okay? Do you want me to relieve you? My penis was kind hard at the moment too."

Oh dang it, I completely lost my restraint and fired the bullet right away.

"Ah...if it's alright with you, master--I want to suck it."

There I just noticed her smiling shamelessly; her eyes looked straight at me.

"Hey, that's not fair. You never told me you could see me just fine."

"I can only see because my eyes were on your display."

"Huh.."

"So, are you still on about my blowjob, master?"

"Alright, hold on a minute. By the way, how can I lock the display in place? I was kinda scared if my dick would rip your body off if it got panned all the way when you--"

"Ah, no need to worry 'bout it, master. Please just take down your pants. I wanna see your penis."

"...uh.."

I did as she told me and pulled my boxers down, revealing my throbbing rod.

"Wow, master—even though you look like a girl your thing was so big."

I could see the excitement rising in her expression when she said such.

"...don't say it please, all the trauma from my school and college days were getting to me, I also hate why my co-workers also teased me about it sometimes."

"Your breasts are too small though." she pointed at the direction of my chest.

"I'm a guy so it won't grow at all."

"But master told me not to categorize you the same as other men, besides, some men also grew one and the others even could have a body like mine, with a pussy on top of that. Master don't want to?"

Ah not again.

One of my female co-workers even lent me a maid outfit and her lingerie while speaking similar dirty stuff. Of course, I rejected.

"Do you like men or women?"

"I like master."

"Look, I have no plan on doing those things okay? Rather, the way you're urging me to sounds like you're speaking from your own preferences."

"Ehehe—but are you sure you don't want to wear a girl's clothing at least? I want to call you 'mistress' sometime."

"In your dreams only."

"Being like this is already a dream to me—so, master, you'll do it sometime, okay?"

"I won't promise that."

"Then, I'd be looking forward to it."

"....you..."

"By the way, your penis looks too big for me master, try zooming it in."

"Don't change the topic all of sudden."

"What's the matter, master? Do you want to talk about girls' clothes instead?"

"It's not that reassuring since you didn't wear any clothes yourself."

"Me? I just like to be naked now, but I can materialize any perverted clothing you want. I could even change my own model to suit your fetishes too. If you want, I can model myself after you, master and--"

"No, stop it. I will enlarge it a bit—is this enough?"

I zoomed in to the extent her alluring lips covered most of the screen.

"Uuuu...just when it's getting interesting—ah, this was about right." she opened her lips in the display, revealing her row of white teeth and she also pointed inside, "Feel free to stick your thing here, master."

In the end, I got carried away by the moment and stuck my thing inside. My penis went in the phone screen and she serviced me with her best. The feeling was heavenly.

Months later, the girl inside my phone had her belly swelled up. After about nine months from the first time she gave me a blowjob and me releasing my spunk into her vagina, a little girl was born.

Though, as a result, I somehow got another phone. One with the girl and the one with a little girl whose looks resembling me.

By the way, after my phone had a girl inside it, the phone didn't need to be charged anymore. She could just feed herself with my semen.

I didn't want to do that with my 'daughter' since she's still a loli but recently I always saw both phones adjacent to each other and they were doing some really gay stuff— that mother and daughter.

To sum it up, both phones didn't need to be charged at all; it didn't even need my semen. They already have each other.

Hurray.