"No," said Prometheus, slamming the table and standing up.

"Excuse you?" asked Dracula.

"I said... No... And yes, I am excused. Do ya know why, Dracula? Because if you're in to just that, I will personally wage war against you instead."

"Huh... First time for everything! Usually you'd just throw a hissy fit and try to beat the shit outta me!!! NGAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Shut up! SHUT UP!!!" growled Prometheus. "You're gonna pay for what you did to him!"

"Oh! Oooh!!! I am SOOO afraid!!! HMHMHMHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Blaaaah, blah blaaaah... FUCK YOU!!!" Prometheus stands up but the Reaper stops him.

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VERY WELL!!! WAR INDEED, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Dracula sneers. "Now... Which of your worlds am I allowed to... commit atrocities to?"

"I'm sorry. I waged war first."

"Read the constitution. You can't do that unless it's for self defense."

"I'm constituting your threat to humanity as an excuse for self defense."

Dracula sneers. "Maharlica-152 wouldn't be very happy with this..."

"Fuck you," said Prometheus.

"Pro. You're doing somethin' pretty damned rash," said the Reaper.

"He killed my grandfather, Reaps. And I can sense he actually did."

"Your ego would be our downfall."

"Fine..." said Prometheus. "You may attack first-..."

*BOOM!!!*

Prometheus is horrified, sensing an entire world decimated by Dracula's army. "You motherf-..."

"You pressed the 'Go' Button. Feels great, doesn't it?"

"You BITCH!!! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!"

Prometheus stands up only for Dracula to stand as an army of Vampires stand next to the pair and hiss at them.

"Sit down, Prometheus. This would take a while..." sneered Dracula.

"We came here for a DIPLOMATIC MISSION!!!" roared the Reaper.

"And congratulations. You've failed," sneered Dracula. "Now, you've betrayed your people for making a single choice."

Prometheus growls.

"Well? Go on Space Wizard. Use your magical Usog against me. My Kulam will BURN YOUR WORLD DOWN... WITH MY TIME EYES!!!"

"YOU... FIRST!!!" The Reaper blasts flames at Dracula whose soldiers begin charging at the Reaper and Prometheus. Prometheus grabs the Reaper and falls into a Bubble Portal behind them, which closes immediately.

Dracula sneers. "Get them."

The Vampires charge outside and turn into bats and rats.

Meanwhile...

Miguel transforms into a bat, then a mouse, then a rat, then a dog, then a bug, then a cat.

Anna smiles and claps for him.

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The others smile and clap for him as well.

Miguel turns back to normal. "Tada!"

Prometheus and the Reaper drop from the portal above.

Prometheus opens a portal to the inside of the CoolDudeBus. "Get in."

"What-?" asked Anna.

"Shut up, Anna, with your dumbass questions and GET. THE FUCK. IN..." said Prometheus.

"C'mon, boys," said Miguel, as they all do so.

Everyone straps in the CoolDudeBus as The Reaper prepares the engine, as they blast out of the city through the Bus's portal.

Suddenly, clouds begin enveloping the state of California.

"Prometheus, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?"

"Shit... The satellites..." said Prometheus. "He must've made more without my knowledge..."

"WHAT!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?!?" asked Anna.

"THE VAMPIRES, ANNA!!! VAMPIRES!!!" Prometheus shook her around. "VAMPS!!! THEY'VE COME AND DECIDED TO FUCK US OVER!!! EAT OUR PEOPLE AND OUR PEOPLE'S BABIES!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! IT WAS ALL THEM!!! EVEYRTHING!!! THEY MANUFACTURED MY TIMELINE AND MADE ME CREATE MAHARLICA-152 FOR RESOURCES... AND FOOD!!! THEY WANNA EAT US, ANNA!!! EAT UUUUUS!!!"

Anna vomits on Prometheus' face as Prometheus cleans himself and throws the vomit all over Jedan's face.

"JESUS CHRIST!!!" yelled Jedan, as Prometheus warps the vomit away.

"Sorry. Panicked," said Prometheus.

Miguel smiles and his eyes go sparkly as he sees bats and crows flying around in armies. "Whoa!"

Prometheus growls. "Miguel, don't you fucking dare-..."

Miguel teleports outside on the roof and begins charging to the end of the bus before jumping up. "AWEH-SOMEH!!! TIME TO BRING 'EM HELL!!! HELL... FAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Miguel wipes out thousands of bats but more begin charging at him.

Miguel smiles and transforms into bats himself, transforming into his Aswang form and folds his wings around him and drilling toward them. "HELL COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!"

"PIECE OF SHIT META KNIGHT MOTHERFU-!!!" The Vampires are wiped out by his flames.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE!?!?" hissed one Vampire.

"KILL HIM, MEN!!! AND... WOMEN!!!"

"SEXIST!!!" yelled one female Vamp, as they all charge toward him and blast different forms of Kulam at him, mostly ice, water, stones, blood, metal, and other elements, even fire.

Miguel laughs and just blasts more flames at them. "STARDUST CONSTRICTOR!!!" he roared as each of the mini-suns orbit at the Vampires and blow up into their faces.

Even more hordes of bats charge forward, literally covering the entire sky from every corner of the horizon.

Miguel lands on the bus as he smirks. The Reaper climbs out of the sky window and lands next to him.

"Hey, Mr. Reaper!" smiled Miguel.

"JUST SHUT UP AND KILL THESE HEATHENS!!!" roared the Reaper.

"Okey dokey!" smiled Miguel.

Miguel and the Reaper blasts at them with their flames, each burning the Vampires alive and dusting them to pieces.

"AERIAL HELL CARTWHEEL KICK!!!" yelled Miguel.

The Vampires begin landing on the bus and tearing off the roof.

"THINK OF A BETTER NAME!!!" The Reaper activates his Hell Vambrace and decapitates most of the Vampires landing on the bus. "DRAGON BUSTER CANNON!!!" The Reaper creates a circular hole with both his fists and blowing a Dragon Breath into the space in between and vomits out a massive explosive flamethrower, dusting literally every bat in the sky, but in the distance, more bats charge forward.

"Fine..." sneered Miguel. "HELL... CYCLOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!" Miguel spins around and creates a deadly flame tornado that begins raining down fireballs at the Vamps.

Miguel grabs one Vampire's head and begins beating them down. "HELL... RUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!"

Miguel throws it upward and uppercuts it so hard that its head explodes.

Happy, who is inside the bus, inserts himself in a socket on the ground. Happy slowly morphs and fixes himself inside the floor and appears at what looks like what formerly is the bags compartment, proceeding to become one with the bus.

Happy begins speaking as the bus. "Activating Missile control..."

Happy blasts at the Vampires and continues shooting at them.

"Anz," said Prometheus. "Create a woven fabric to fix the bus up."

"Yes, sir," said Anna, activating her strings and crocheting new metal for the bus.

A spider suddenly lands on the window from a web, transforming into a Vampire, who managed to enter the bus.

Jedan, Lord, Fred, and Gerard frown at him.

The Vampire charges.

Jedan throws a Rubber Rush but the Vamp transforms into a horde of bats that bite and scratch him all over.

Lord activates his stone powers and avoids getting bit.

Fred takes out a garlic bomb and tosses it at the Vampires, which explodes into garlic powder smoke, causing the Vampire to transform back to avoid losing body parts.

It hisses at Fred and tries slashing him but Gerard phases through him and decapitates him. He takes out a wooden stake and stabs him in the heart, as he explodes all over the bus.

Athena vomits on Gerard's shoulder.

"Thenes! How's the metal!?" asked Prometheus.

"Partially destroyed," replied Athena.

"Portal engine!?"

"That's why we haven't been able to uh... teleport... They kinda scratched it into pieces."

*BANG!!!*

Prometheus sighs. "I could open a portal from inside..."

"You sure!?" asked Athena.

"DAMNED... STRAIGHT!!!" Prometheus speaks into the others' minds. "Reaps. Miguel. Get inside! NOW!!!"

Miguel and the Reaper turn to each other and nod. Miguel grabs the Reaper and teleports inside.

"What?" asked Miguel.

"GET READY!!!" roared Prometheus, as the bus began vibrating... and... it disappeared...