Miguel walks into the hotel room and tries speaking with Anne. Anne looks away from Miguel.

"Anne? What's wrong?" asked Miguel.

"What the hell do you think?" asked Anne.

"Anz... Dude... It's okay! Sometimes, I have to do what I like doing best!"

"Endangering yourself and giving your loved-ones a literal heart attack?"

"FIGHTING!!!" smiled Miguel. "AND winning!"

"You're an idiot."

"Anz, please. Have you SEEN how strong Drac was!?" smiled Miguel.

"He flat-out genocided YOUR RACE!!! What makes you think you'd be able to fight him?"

"I'm half Pantheon! I could take 'im!"

"Miguel."

"All I have to do is train more... and beat down THAT GUY!!!"

"YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!"

Miguel stops. "How?"

"Look... You almost died. I can handle that. But if you actually die, I will never, ever forgive you."

"It's alright, Anz..."

"Miguel..."

"If I die, Prometheus can bring me back to life! Then, you'll forgive me!"

Anna facepalms. "Jesus Christ... Oh, Miguel..."

"Aw! Love you, Anz! I'm gonna go train by MYSELF!!!" smiled Miguel, teleporting away.

Meanwhile...

Jedan, Lord, Happy, Fred, and Gerard walk in the streets of L.A. to search for a place to eat.

"Lord..." said Jedan. "We have to get like... food."

"How about... That...?" Lord points to a Human Meatball factory.

"Um... No..." said Jedan.

"What about that place?" asked Gerard, pointing to a Human Meat Samgyeupsal.

"How many fackin' places serve Human Meat here!?" asked Fred, annoyed.

"Correction. Human CRIMINAL meat!" smiled Happy.

"Dude. THAT HUMAN... WAS A BABY!!! WOULD YOU EAT A GROWNUP BABY!?!? WOULD YA!??" asked Jedan, shaking Happy.

"Shake me more, and I'll snap your neck," said Happy.

"Neck's rubber. I DO WHAT I WANT!!!" Jedan shakes him harder.

"Jed... Look!" Lord points up as they see an artificial full moon. "Moon's out tonight."

"Correction. That's artificial," said Happy. "It seems to be projected from the satellite."

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!*

"Uh... what was that?" asked Lord, shaking.

"Probly just timber wolves. C'mon guys," said Jedan, walking away. "Let's try that Vegan restaurant over there."

"I'm uh... Kind of a need for meat an' all," said Fred, following after.

Later...

*SPLAT!!!*

What seems like a boneless Human Drumstick is placed on the table.

Everyone is literally horrified by this, except for Happy, who had seen some shit.

"Um..." said Fred. "Duh... Yes... Um... What the fuck?"

"It's Skim Human," said the strange wolf man.

"The fuck is that?"

"It ain't people. It's made of tofu shaped using the mold made from a Human Corpse."

"So... NO Human Meat?" asked Gerard.

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"It's made to taste like Human," said the wolf man.

Jedan tries it. "WHOA!!! Guys, try it!"

Lord is mortified by Jedan.

Gerard takes a bite. "Amazing! Excelsior!!!"

Fred the Evolved Dog takes a bite. "'Ey! Not bad!"

Happy, their possessed animatronic friend, eats the atang they gave for him.

Lord is mortified by everyone.

Suddenly, a wolf man bumps into Fred, and Fred yells, "'Ey! I'm eatin' heeyuh!"

"Dude, that's hella loud munchin', man! Don't fuckin' yell at me either!" yelled the Wolf Man.

"Uh... Canine to canine, could you do me a favor and shudda fuck up?" asked Fred.

The Wolf Man laughs and smokes his vape. "Pbbt! Look at you! 'Canine?' You look like a bear did it with a Chihuahua! HAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!"

The Wolf Men laugh at Fred.

"HEY!!! DON'T YOU TOHOHOHALK TO MY BRUHUHUHTHER THAT WAY!!! DOTH A MAN HAVE NO MANNERS!?!?" asked Gerard.

"You sound like a New Yorker tryna be British. Like what the fuck, loser?" laughed the Wolf Man.

Fred growls at the Wolf Men.

"Whoa, easy guy," said Lord, grabbing his shoulder, before the Big Bad Wolf Man pushes him away.

"DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH ME, MUSCLE BOY!!!" yelled Fred.

"Hey! Easy!" yelled Jedan, before the Wolf Man kicks Jedan in the face as he crashes into the wall.

Lord growls and transforms into his rock form before being beaten down by the Wolf Man.

"He's gone Werewolf. Shit... Probly looked at the Moon..." said the waiter Wolf Man from earlier.

"What do you mean, sir?" asked Happy. "Are you saying this bloke over here deliberately looked at the Moon?"

"We stay in this restaurant at night to avoid looking at the Full Moon at night. We also avoid eating meat. These are vices that makes us go... wild..." said the Waiter.

The Werewolf beats down Lord before Happy grabs his fist and headbutts him. The Werewolf growls. "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Fred kicks him down and bites him before the Werewolf lifts him up and beats him down. Lord attacks once more but gets pummeled with a hammer fist.

The Werewolf growls and charges in all fours before being stopped by the other Wolfmen, only for the Wolfmen to be mauled and beaten to death.

The group stands right back up.

The Werewolf charges only for Happy to kick him out of the restaurant.

"DUDE!!! You kicked him OUTSIDE!?!? WHERE THE ARTIFICIAL MOON IS!?!?" asked Jedan.

"Where did you wanna place him!? INSIDE!?!? LET 'IM MAUL SOME MORE BLOKES!?!?" asked Happy.

"Tangina..." Jedan and the others jump outside.

Jedan launches his fists at him. "RUBBER... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!" only for the Werewolf to dodge all of his attacks and catch both his fists, before pulling him toward himself and trying to bit his neck before Happy blocks it with his metal arm and kicks him down.

The Werewolf then scratches and tears apart Happy's armor as his endoskeleton is revealed. Happy blasts missiles at him which the Werewolf tanks, regenerating before kicking Happy down and beating him.

"TANGINA MO KA!!!" Lord tackles him as he is thrown 50 meters away. Lord then helps Happy back up.

The Werewolf beats down Lord as his stone skin began to crack, only for Jedan to slingshot himself at the Werewolf before beating him down.

Jedan punches the Werewolf over and over with Rubber Launchers before Gerard finally appears and slashes at the Werewolf with his katanas.

"TWISTER MAKER!!!" Gerard spins and creates a mini-twister that shreds the Werewolf's skin off, who regenerates. "SPEED... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!" Gerard blasts his punches at the Werewolf over and over. Gerard then slashes at him over and over. "SURA SURA SURA SURA SURA SURA SURA SURA SLASH RUUUUUUSH!!!"

The Werewolf tries catching him as Gerard phases through him.

Fred barks at the Werewolf and claws at him over and over, biting him as the Werewolf, with its yellow eyes, barks back at him, even biting him in the neck as Fred screams, causing Gerard to cut down the Werewolf. The Werewolf immediately begins regenerating.

The Werewolf sneers and growls at Jedan, who faces against him.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I only fight non-furries," said Jedan.

"I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!" growled Fred.

"So do I!" yelled Gerard.

The Werewolf paces around Jedan, growling angrily.

Jedan asks. "Aren't Werewolves weak against silver and wolfsbane?"

"We have neither of those," said Lord.

"Okay. What if we punch it... I mean... HIM... so hard that he goes back to being a Wolfman... or... some bullshit like that..." said Fred.

"Or... What if we blow up that artificial moon?" smiled Jedan.

"HOW!?!?" asked Lord.

Jedan begins a Spring Launcher. "Spring... LAUNCHEEEEER!!!" Jedan super-leaps up only for him to fall flat face-first on the roof of a building.

Happy lands next to Jedan. "'Ello. Need some help there, mate?"

"Just... fly me to the Goddamned sky..." said Jedan, as Happy nods and grabs Jedan, flying upward.

Meanwhile, Gerard, Lord, and Fred continue fighting the Lycan.

"I'LL EAT YOU!!! EAT YOUR MOM... AND FUCK THE TEETH HOLES!!!" growled the Werewolf.

"TRY CUTTING OFF HIS HEAD!!!" yelled Lord.

Gerard uses his katana and decapitates the Werewolf, only for the Werewolf to catch his head before it falls and places it back on his neck stub.

Lord vomits.

Reaching the artificial moon, Jedan prepares his next attack. "RUBBER... LAUNCHER!!!"

After throwing hundreds of punches, nothing happens, because the moon is a fucking hologram.

"Correction. The moon is a holo-..."

"I KNOW!!!" yelled Jedan. "Um... Okay. Happy? Do you have a way of disabling the satellites?"

"We could always fly further upward."

"Aight. Let's do that."

Happy charges upward only for the pair to crash into a forcefield. They begin falling.

"Huh... Ah, well. Happy. Fly me down. Happy?"

Happy is deactivated from the blunt crash.

"OH SHIT!!! OH SHIT!!! OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" Jedan looks around. He has an idea. Jedan wraps his legs around Happy and stretches his legs similar to a rope, tying Happy up. "There better not be some dumbass law about sexually harassing the undead... RUBBER... RUUUUUUUUSH!!!"

Jedan punches downward over and over again until his fists come in contact with the ground, but this only drills a crater down into the Earth's crust. "FUCK!!!" Jedan has an idea. "Rubber... DUMBO!!!" Jedan activates his skin flaps from his ears and turns them into dumbo wings. He flaps his ears over and over, slowing down the fall, but they do crash into the ground.

"Why didn't you just use balloon form!?" asked Lord.

"I CAN'T THINK UNDER PRESSURE!!!" growled Jedan. "SHUT UP, LORD!!!"

"Guys?" asked Fred, as everyone turns to the Wolfman.

"Ugh... What happened?" asked the Woflman, before the entire group beats the shit out of him.

"GET HIM!!!" yelled Lord, as Lord, Gerard, and Fred kick the shit outta him.

"GUYS!!! EASY!!! HE'S CURED!!!" yelled Jedan, pointing to the sky. "LOOK!!!"

Jedan and Happy's crash happened to have destroyed the projector creating the artificial moon.

"Oh... shit..." said Lord, as the Wolfman begins crying. "I am... so sorry, brah... Do you... Do you want me to give you a shoutout in YouTube? Hm? How bout free subs?"

"Get the hell away from me..." sobbed the Wolfman, in a fetal position. "I want my Mommy."

"So do I, Wolfman," said Lord. "So do I."