"The beach? Again?" smiled Anna.
"Yeah... Kinda figured we owe you for everythin' that happened," smiled Prometheus. "I allowed this to happen."
"And I helped plan the event!" smiled Miguel, showing a gigantic list of schedules. "Take it as sorry for nearly killing all of you... I'm really sorry..."
"It's alright, dude!" smiled Anna.
"Really?"
"Of course! Good fight!" smiled Lord.
"And we won't ever get mad at you for being mind-controlled by an evil telepathic psycho king," smiled Jedan.
"And it was fun!" smiled Gerard.
"And exciting!" smiled Athena.
"AND HILARIOUS!!! I GOT TO RUN OVER GUY!!!" smiled Fred.
Happy pats his back. "Believe me. We get it."
"So..." said the Reaper. "We're going to Oceanland."
"Oh... Oh wow..." said Lord.
"The aquarium... Huh..." said Jedan.
"Great..." said Anna.
"Fish? Really?" asked Fred, as Gerard swipes the back of his head. "'Cuz it's great!"
"Yay!" smiled Athena.
"I am not happy," said Happy.
"Miguel planned it," said the Reaper.
"YAY!!! AQUARIUM!!!" smiled Anna.
"MIGUEL!!! MIGUEL!!! MIGUEL!!!" cheered the others.
Miguel smiles. "Alright! LET'S GO!!!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Miguel, the Knights, Prometheus, and the Reaper walk into the aquarium looking at beautiful and bountiful colorful fish while walking along the aquatic glass cave.
Miguel smiles while holding Anna's hand.
The Reaper sighs and drinks some beer.
"Hey, Reaps?" asked Lord. "They said you lost your mom and your wife."
"Well, technically she was never my wife..." said the Reaper. "I only said that because she was my best friend. Her name was Anna. She ended up marrying my best friend at the time, Tyrone, until an Aswang killed her."
"Whoa... You were... rejected...?"
"Yeah..." said the Reaper. "I'm alone. I always will be. I was rejected and used by nearly every woman I've ever met."
"That's hilarious!" smiled Jedan. "But... sad..." said Jed, patting the Reaper's back.
"Yeah? Well... All's well it ends well..."
"So... we don't have a Mom?" asked Lord.
"N-... No..." said the Reaper.
*CRASH!!!*
Everyone is shocked to hear yet another noise from outside. Screaming could be heard.
The group rushes outside to see the Aswang King.
Miguel squints his eyes. "So, you're here..."
The Aswang King immediately kneels and bows before him. "I require your help. Please..." he said.
Along with him is a few of his soldiers, around fifty at least.
"Why the fuck would we help you!?" asked the Reaper.
"Why?" asked Miguel.
"Because-..."
"Because his god is here..." sneered the Vampire King, teleporting before them wearing a sunhat and a sweater. He bears his fangs at them.
"And you are...?" asked the Reaper.
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"I am this fool's god! The... god of humanity..." sneered the King while moving around drunkenly and effeminately.
"Are you drunk or gay?" asked Fred, as Gerard nudges him.
"Ooooh!" The creature envelopes Fred in darkness. "Looks like we have a contender! What is it that you want, dog? Do you wish to challenge me?" sneered the Vampire King.
"Vlad. Stop," said the Aswang King.
"Oh! A.K.! Sweetie! Pleeease just stand down for now!"
"Stay away from my friends," growled Miguel.
"And who's this little mongrel?" sneered the Vampire King.
"Uh... Hi. I'm uh... Miguel! Hello! What do you want Mr. Weird... Fruity Pale Man?"
"I WANT A FIGHT!!!" roared the Vampire King. "Because clearly you and your 'diplomacy' proves you're WEAK compared to my Aswang King."
"Why? He's your strongest?" smiled Lord.
"AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FAR FROM IT!!! But he's one of the greats. But he has HUMILIATED ME!!! An insult to my men is an insult to my empire..."
"Okay... Well!" Miguel bows before him. "We humbly apolo-..."
The Vampire King grabs him by the face and digs his claws into his cheeks as all his allies equip their weapons. "You have no right to act like one of my dogs, bat-monkey."
"That's... oddly racist."
"SILENCE, TREEDWELLER!!! You are clearly UNWORTHY of defeating even my lowest-ranking elite," he yelled.
"You're the lowest-ranking-?" smiled Jedan, as the Aswang King squints his eyes. "S-Sorry..."
"Look... I know you're just scared and deserve an apolo-..."
Vlad begins strangling him by the neck, causing Miguel to transform and burn under the sun, ticking his wings. "You're... dogshit... For your actions today, I will murder twelve Aswangs for each word you've spoken that offended me..."
Miguel's eyes quiver and he stays silent.
"Do you understand...?" asked Vlad.
"Y-..."
Vlad reaches out his fingers and twists them, snapping the necks of twelve Aswang soldiers behind him.
Miguel bites his tongue and tears up.
"Who's worthy? Hm?" smiled the Vamp King. "Who shall challenge my toy?"
"I will," said the Reaper.
The Vampire King smells his blood. "Ah... A Judge. A hunter of the..." He spits on the ground. "...Church..."
"Reaps..." said Prometheus.
The Reaper charges toward the King and tosses spices into his eyes, blinding him. "I want to fight you... No Usog."
"Ah... A proper duel!" sneered the Vampire King. "You silly Indios and your hilarious rituals!"
The Reaper prepares his fists. "You eradicated my tribe. Killed my parents. Tried to destroy everything my father built."
The Aswang King sighs. "My hand was forced by this man. Believe me."
"I don't care. I'm gonna murder you..." said the Reaper.
"If you do that, he'll kill all of us," said the Aswang King.
"I'd like to see him TRY!!!" The Reaper throws several vertical punches. Quick but non-heavy. The Aswang King throws a heavy hook into the Reaper's face as the Reaper handsprings sideward and activates his scythe to try and decapitate the Aswang King, before retracting it into a stick and placing it back to his holster.
"Reaper. I am asking you to please understand."
"'Understand!?' You took everything from me. Turned me into this NOBODY!!! Turned me into this loser who murders your kind... You killed my parents. You killed the one I loved."
"No one loved you because you pushed everyone away with your strangeness and bizarre nature..." said the Aswang King. "Because you were... different..."
"You still killed them." The Reaper throws several more punches as the Aswang King blocks all of his punches with a boxer's parry and proceeds to kick the Reaper's knee sideward only for the Reaper to charge and jump to the wall, bounce off of it and spin kick the Aswang King in the face.
The Reaper throws several more strikes only for the Aswang King to slam his body into the Reaper's. The Aswang King then enters an aggressive boxer's position and hammers his fists toward the Reaper as Reaps blocks each attack and dodges almost all of them. He does a roundhouse kick, which the King dodges by ducking only to trick him by doing a reverse-roundhouse kick and ax kicking him in the neck. The Aswang King struggles to stand as the Reaper makes his foot heavier on his neck. The Reaper takes out his scythe once more and elongates it as a staff, striking him over and over left and right and activating the blade to try and decapitate the Aswang King once more, only for the Aswang King to catch the blade by grabbing the staff. The Reaper makes the blade closer to his neck as the Aswang King ticks his wings.
The Aswang King kicks him away and snaps the scythe in half.
The Reaper's eyes quiver, causing him to jump up and kicks him over and over while midair.
The Aswang King grabs his feet and thrashes him to the ground.
The Reaper lands unto his feet and spin kicks him in the face proceeding to throw another flurry of punches, spinning and hammering his elbow into the Aswang King's face. The Reaper then beats him over and over, taking off his mask and smashes his fist into the face, causing his muscles to explode in blood.
The Aswang King screams in pain and backs away. "Reaper... Please... Choose the right-..."
The Reaper hammers his fist into the Aswang King throat, causing him to fall and spit out blood.
The Reaper then hammers him over and over. "Well? Had enough? Because I haven't..."
The Reaper beats him over and over, finally knocking him out.
The Reaper then takes his scythe and tries hammering his head only for Prometheus' chain stick to grab onto his scythe.
"That's enough..." said Prometheus. "You've proven your point-..."
Vampire King grabs Prometheus by the neck. "Do not dare... disturb a fight I agreed to, filth..."
Prometheus chokes. "Okay..." Prometheus pushes him away.
Vampire King growls and stabs him in the belly with his claws.
"SURPRISE HELL DROPKICK!!!" The Reaper dropkicks Vampire in the face with a hardened and flaming foot.
The Vampire King sneers, as he is unfazed, unmoved, and smiling. The Reaper's foot even snaps backwards thru the shear force of the Vampire King's strength.
The Reaper drops to the ground and screams in pain.
Everyone tries to attack but Miguel wisely halts them.
The Vampire King walks over to the Reaper. "Tell the Church that I have returned..."
"Who the fuck are you, anyway...?"
"Drrracula..." Dracula then grabs him by the neck and claws him in the chest, making him vomit blood. He proceeds to punch him so hard that the Reaper goes limp.
"REAPS!!!" yelled everyone else as the Vampire King drops his body to the ground.
The Vampire King smiles at them, bearing his fangs. "Basilio. You're fired. You may stay with these... lowlives... if you care ssssso MUCH about them..."
The Vampire King proceeds to walk over to the Aswang King and step on his chest, breaking a few of his ribs.
"STOP IT!!!"
The Vampire King's shadows snaps the necks of 24 men.
Miguel cries and grabs his mouth to be quiet.
"Honestly! It's like your race genocides itself! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" sneered Dracula. Dracula kicks the Aswang King and opens a portal. "Do meet me when you wish to die and dine in Hell with me..."
The portal closes and everyone runs to Prometheus and the Reaper.
"No! Guys!" yelled Miguel. "No! Please! No, no, NOOOOO!!!"