Prometheus sighs. "My fam's safe. They're at Main World. Dracula currently has no control over Main World."
Prometheus is revealed to be piloting the hovering CoolDudeBus, which is being followed by a fleet of flying buses.
Within the fleet of charter buses, there is an army all from the SLR University along with alters of Jedan, Lord, and Anna along with Athena's clones. There are literal 10 million individuals in the entire fleet. Along with them are a bus carrying Superheroes.
"There is a literal army of us!?" asked Anna.
"Yep," said the Reaper, speaking into the radio. "Myrms. You there?"
"Roger, roger, Reaps," smiled Myrms. "What's up?"
"Tell the Fleet that we should be landing for fuel in the remote world of Swamp World. It's an alternate universe where a specific raptor evolved instead of Humans."
"Aves," said Prometheus, as they enter a world similar to 1960s America with various strange humanoid bird people. The fleet lands for fuel as the Birdmen began placing the Splooge into their gas tanks.
"We burned too much fuel," said Prometheus. "We just need a few drops for every ship. This'll take around five days to finish."
Miguel looks outside as one Birdman reveals his fangs and teeth to him. "Oh my God."
The Reaper closes the curtains.
"Can I see them? Pleeease?"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"They uh... don't like Tiktiks."
"Dude..."
"Sorry. Aswangs. But y'know what I mean, right?"
"I get it..." sighed Miguel.
The Reaper sits next to Miguel.
"What?"
"Why'd you fight Dracula? You nearly got yourself killed back there. What happened to your diplomatic shit?"
"What happened was that you and Prometheus nearly died because I was weak. I have to be stronger to protect you."
"You don't need to protect us."
"Reaps, you're clearly getting old. No offense, but... I need to protect you when the time comes..."
"And what time would that be?"
"When you retire," said Miguel, sternly and as determined as possible.
The Reaper sighs. "Alright. Can't argue against that."
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"How's Persephone?"
"She's in the fleet."
"That's good. Didya talk to her about...?"
"What are you tryin' to do?"
"Help you with your love life. She helped me out as well, so I guess-..."
"Kid... *sigh...* You have no right to-..."
"WEEHEHEE!!!"
"MOTHERF-!!!" The Reaper turns around along with Miguel.
It's...
NEURO!!!
Neuro smiles evilly. "NGYEHEHEHEHEH!!! HELLO, MIGUEL!!! MY VOLUPTUOUS FRIEND!!!"
"Gross," said Miguel.
"Mr. Reaper! Great seein' ya!!! *THIPTHIPTHIPTHIPTHIP SLUUURP!!!*" lauged Neuro. "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (Call me Daddy!)"
"What the hell are you doing here!?" asked Miguel. "We're in the middle of a war!"
"HAHAHAHA!!! I... AM AN ASSASSIN... SENT BY THE VAMPIRE KING TO RAPE YOUR FACE!!!" Neuro shakes his head like a muppet. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WOBBLE GOBBLE GURBLE!!!"
Miguel punches him in the face.
Neuro screams and shakes his head, while stomping his feet, yelling "HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH-!!!"
Everyone covers their ears.
"MY BLOODY GOODNESS!!! IS THAT NEURO!?!?" asked Gerard.
"JESUS CHRIST!!! WHY THE FUCK IS NERDO HERE!?!?" asked Jedan.
"MAKE HIM STOP!!!" yelled Anna.
Miguel punches him harder.
Neuro rolls on the ground and spins, screaming. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SZECHUAN SAUCE!!! WHY ARE WE ALL HERE!?!? JUST TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Cucumber REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Miguel punches him over and over but Neuro just screams louder and more annoying-er.
"I'M ON IT!!!" Prometheus grabs a hammer from the toolbox and tries hammering his skull only for Miguel to intervene.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pro! Chill, dude! Chill!!!"
"OH MY FUCK!!! OH MY-!!!" Fred begins screaming and crying.
Meanwhile...
Happy sits down with Athena, enjoying the Atang his friends made for him. The pair are outside the bus, enjoying dinner.
"You okay?" asked Athena.
Happy sighs. "Ever thought about dying?"
"Uhm... Aren't you already dead?"
"No, no... Like... Actually dying... Goin' to Heaven or Hell or whatever."
"No. Why would you wanna go there?"
"Been thinking... This... existence... is rather quite painful. You do realize I long for death, right? I can't feel touch.. I don't feel pain and I constantly feel cold. I don't know. I'm bloody dead, after all."
"You're preaching at a preacher, brother. I constantly think I'm forced to serve these idiots no matter what."
"Well, what? Do... these things define what we are?"
Athena sighs and plays with her food. "I hope not..."
*clang!!! SHATTER!!!*
Neuro falls down from the window and screams. He bobs his head around psychotically. "NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!! NGGGH LOO LOO!!!"
"SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM!!!" roared Fred, as Prometheus tries hammering him down only for Miguel to stop him.
"HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!" yelled Miguel.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?!?" asked Prometheus.
"Ohhh... Thought you were gonna bash his head in."
"EXACTLY!!!"
"NO!!!" roared Miguel.
Neuro charges into the bus and begins kicking the shit out of it.
"MINIONS!!!" roared Prometheus, as Usog-Users appear and try to use water to capture him. "CAPTURE HIM!!! AND USE THIS!!!"
"Sir?" One Usog Wizard becomes unconscious after being struck by his hammer.
"Heads up, btw!" smiled Prometheus.
"Jerry!" yelled one Wizard.
Prometheus heals him. "He'll be fine! Pick up the hammer and nail the damned chameleon man's tail to the ground or some shit..."
"NO!!! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!" yelled Miguel.
"Uh... Who should we listen to?" asked the soldier.
"ME!!!" yelled Prometheus and Miguel.
"MIGUEL!!!" yelled everyone else, except for Fred who yelled, "PROMETHEUS!!!"
While the group argues among each other, Happy looks up to the stars. "Hm... I wonder what's up there...? Joining those blokes in the great beyond..."
Athena smiles and grabs his hand. "It's... gonna be okay, y'know?" she smiled.
Happy smiles softly. "You're a good friend, Thenes... Hold that thought."
Happy stands up and punches Neuro in the face, knocking him out. "Caught the chameleon, mates."
Later...
Neuro awakens while tied to a tree as all the buses begin flying away. "NO!!! MY PLAN!!! MY PLAN TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!! I WAS GONNA-!!!"
"LATER, CHAMEGATOR!!!" laughed Prometheus, before blasting away with his fleet.
"I was gonna forcibly show you my feet pictures..." said Neuro.