[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge!] During his Destiny Reveal, Sam gets handed the designation of Tank — a death sentence for an Elf. He has four years to reach level 300 — a feat almost never achieved by Elven Tanks. If he doesn't succeed, then he will die when he's summoned to complete his Destiny Test. Fortunately, the Goddess who handed him that death sentence gave him a special chance to succeed. The only problem — it was a real kick in the nuts. What to expect from this story: A unique non-crunchy LitRPG system, slapstick comedy, puns, middle-school level humor, supportive friendships and shocking deceptions. High praise from a reader- “This is so dumb but so good” Updates Monday and sometimes Tuesday Starting May 29th 2023 Cover is AI Generated by MidJourney, fixed in NovelAI and further edited by Dragon of Rochester