Fifty-Seven Minutes Later...

I've made everyone something to eat. The club seems to be enjoying it. Who can blame them? They're just sitting back on the lovely red couches. And watching the World Mage News on that perfect 8k flat screen tv.

Sora: Justin, how's the food? Justin: What can I say? You surpassed my expectations. I'll give you a nine out of ten. My one and only complaint. Not enough dumplings. The pork filling and the veggies inside of the dumpling were great. Sophia: Next time, order the sweet dumplings. Sora: Sofi, you should be ashamed of yourself for finishing your steak and fried rice in two minutes flat! Sophia: It was delicious! I couldn't put it down. Sora: No midnight snacks for you! Sophia: No! Please, anything but that! You can't fault me for finishing that steak! You put your special sauce on it! You knew what was going to happen! Sora: Your gluttony keeps surpassing my expectations. And don't even think about asking for seconds!

Sophia: Why are you so mean!? Can I at least have a... Sora: No, you can't have a margarita! Sophia: Can I have... Sora: No, tequila either. You drank an entire bottle of wine! Sophia: I'm not drunk! You know I need a lot of drinks to get me drunk. Sora: Oh, trust me, I know when you're drunk! In 2018, you drank sixty bottles of white wine, fifty-seven bottles of red wine, fifty-nine bottles of Rosé Wine, and fifty bottles of orange wine! Justin: Dang, girl, I thought you weren't an alcoholic! Sophia: I'm not! Peyton: No more drinking for you! De'Niro: That is seriously unhealthy. Peyton: You can't drink away your problems. Sophia: I only got drunk two times last year.

Deshon: I don't believe that. Justin: You drank more than an entire country. Sophia: Azul, am I telling the truth? Sora: Nope. Peyton: Not even Sora would lie for you. Sophia: Sora, last year I got drunk on new year's day. And Valentines. That's all. Sora: What a shame! Getting drunk on Valentine's day. Sophia: I hate Valentine's day. Justin: Same. Sora: You got drunk four times last year. Sophia: The other two times? Sora: St. Patrick's Day, and Cinco De Mayo. Sophia: I don't remember getting drunk. Sora: You were blacked out drunk for both holidays. Zoey: Sophia, solo acepta tu derrota. Sophia: Fine. But I'm not an alcoholic. Justin: Lo que tú digas. Sophia: Trabaja en tu Español, hombre! Justin: Did I say it wrong? Sora: Technically, you say it correctly, but you have to say it a lot faster, amigo. Deshon: Umm...Mi Español es perfecto. Podemos hablar Español! Sophia: Hey, Deshon. I don't mean to be rude or anything. And please take no offense to this. Deshon: Go ahead, be honest. Sophia: Don't ever speak Spanish around me again. Deshon: What was wrong with it?! Sophia: Everything. De'Niro: No seas demasiado duro con él. Sophia: I'm sorry, but he makes me cringe. De'Niro: Como esta mi español? Sophia: I can tolerate it. De'Niro: How's Sora? Sophia: Regretfully, he speaks it perfectly. But he doesn't count because it's fundamentally his native language.

Zoey: What age did you master the language? Sora: I'm pretty sure I was seven. But I could speak it rather well at six. Sophia: You didn't speak it that often. Sora: But I understood. Sophia: You get on my nerves! Just give me some rum! Sora: Fine! I summoned my grimoire to be the size of a door. I put my hand through the front cover and pulled out an amethyst-stained hip flask, and made my grimoire disappear. I went back to the couch and handed Sophia the flask. She squealed in delight when she got her hands on it.

Peyton: Benson, do her parents know that she drinks like an addict?! Benson: Yes. Peyton: Why are they letting her drink? Benson: Long story short, both of her parents were drunk one night. And they wanted to see her reaction drink a sip of wine. And Sophia fell in love with it. And her parents wanted to see her reaction to other drinks. Sora: And she loved every single one. Zoey: That's crazy! Peyton: Why do you drink Sophia? Sophia: I really like the taste. Zoey: You even like vodka? Sophia: I only drink it when I eat shrimp cocktail. Sky, can I... Sora: Don't even think about it! Sophia: You're so mean.

Sora: Valdis, how was your meal? Valdis: It was simply perfection. It was really sweet and spicy! Sora: I simply delivered what you wanted. Good thing you said something before I got to work on yours. Because I would've made it mild. How was that burger, Zoey? Zoey: I have no words to describe how great it was. Calling it perfect would be a sin. Peyton: Zo, it ain't that good. The burgers I make are way better. Benson: I don't know about that, Peyton. Chef Ramsee even tried his foods. Peyton: Your lying! Justin: Where's the vid? I want to see this! Sora: It should be on our channel, right, Sofi?

Sophia: Yeah, it should be. I think it has five million and something views. Justin: What's the video called? Sophia: Can Sora survive Chef Ramsee? Sora: Ramsee was taller than I expected. Deshon: How tall are you, Sora? Sora: I'm six-foot. Deshon: How tall is Ramsee? De'Niro: He's six-foot-two. Justin: I'm watching the video right now. This nigga Ramsee got up from his chair and hugged this man Sora after trying his dish! Zoey: He offered to be his head chef at one of his restaurants! Valdis: Peyton, you looking a little quiet. Sora: Hold on a second. How was the sub? Peyton: It's solid. And the chips were alright. Sora: Would you prefer to cook everyone's meal?

Peyton: Well, I would rather have anyone else but you to cook. But if I must, then I'll cook for everyone. Sophia clears her throat. Sora: Except for Sophia. Valdis clears his throat. Valdis: I made this guy the official chef of the Twilight Tigers. I will only eat his cooking. Peyton: Alright! Fine then. First years you guys, eat Sora's cooking. And second years and above you'll enjoy my cooking! Understood! Almost everybody said, "Yes Mam." the only people excluded are Sophia, I, Valdis, Valencia, Benson. De'Niro: Guys, it's time. Macy Grace's segment. De'Niro turned up the T.V. volume.

It's freaking Macy Grace! This fifty-something-year-old blonde dinosaur of a bitch drives me crazy half of the time with the bullshit. The fucking regular human being has the nerve to call all mages evil! Because every single time, a so-called crisis happens because of a criminal organization group. Every time mages do something that helps the regulars out, she barely gives it praise and just bitches about why can they not do this more!?

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Macy: Thank you for joining us at our late-night segment. I like to bring in a friend of mine. You know him. Former Chief Justice of the proud United States, and now senator of Georgia, Thomas Fletcher.

Oh, this bald ass motherfucker! I can't stand that piece of shit! If I was back at my true home, I would tear this man limb from limb! The way he talks about mages boils my fucking blood! He only see mages as monsters nothing more. Only reason he respects Maina is because all of the things she has done for America. I can't watch this garbage.

Valencia got up from the couch while carrying Naomi and banana pudding cups. Valencia: Look at your dad, Naomi. Will you listen to him? Sora: What's going on? Naomi wearing a green hoodie with a crocodile playing an electric guitar. Naomi also wears red pants with polar bears and orange shoes.

Awe, Naomi looks adorable.

Valencia: Well, little miss sunshine here doesn't want to try your banana pudding. But she was eating everything else. Sora: How many teeth does she have? Valencia: Twenty. Nao couldn't get enough. Sora: I think I saw her going at it with the pork chop. Valencia: She's going to be a menace. Sora: I wouldn't have it any other way. De'Niro: You're not going to watch? Sora: When those two clowns stop bragging about themselves, then they will have my attention. I

Valencia: Nao, will you at least try it? It's very yummy. Sora: Can she talk yet? Valencia: She barely talks. By the way, your blood lust was leaking out before I came over here. So, you don't like Macy or Thomas. I think this will help you. Valencia put Naomi in my arms. Also gave me the banana pudding cup and a plastic spoon. And she left us to return back to her spot on the couch, right between Peyton and Zoey.

Naomi's presence is so hospitable and cuddly! I see why Vivi holds her all the time. Okay, now to get her to try this dessert.

I began floating four feet off the ground. I crossed my legs and sat Naomi down on my lap. I filled up the spoon with the pudding. Naomi: No! Sora: I didn't even do anything. I picked up the spoon and put it near her mouth, and I quickly tickled her as she laughed, and I fed her the scoop of banana pudding. Naomi: More! I kept feeding her until the banana pudding cup was all gone.

Oh, my God! Her voice is so sweet! She's an angel!

Peyton: Sora, your mom, is about to come on. Sora: Alright.

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Macy: Now we bring your one and only god of mages. Macy Grace, Thomas Fletcher, and Maina are in their own split screens. Macy with the white border, Thomas with the black border, and Maina with the red border. Maina; is dressing in a black blazer with a solid black top. And for hairstyle, she has a black hair colored double French braid, and she is going heavy with makeup.

Maina: I wish I was here under better circumstances. Thomas: We made the people of these great United States wait long enough. No more withholding information. Macy: Don't forget the rest of the world that's tuning in. Thomas: I forgot what show I was on.

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Maina: At twelve-thirty in the afternoon today, there was an attack on Rowan Academy Championship Island. And at twelve-forty-five in the afternoon, at Rowan Academy Academia Island, The Golden Divine Eagles Nest Stadium, it suffered from a massive explosion north side of the stadium during a match between the Twilight Tigers and Golden Divine Eagles. And Queen Lizabeth was present and all members of the high council. A terrorist group called The Renegades comprises of witches, warlocks, ghouls, rogue mages, and multiple mercenary mage groups. And we believe they had some help from Kamui, The Dark Mages, Celestial Dragons, The Clowns, Laughing Coffin, and financial support from Laughing Mama.

The invasion at the G.D.E.N.S. (Golden Divine Eagles Nest Stadium) was initiated by one male mage. His name is Kane Carter. After evaluating his combat ability. He's an S-class mage. And at full power, he's an SS-class mage.

And excuse me, I must do this for new safety measures. All Rowan Academy students right now should be receiving two new physical ID cards. One should be carrying your name and status and mage class rating. And the second will contain all of your combat stats with the new measuring power system called M.A.S.S. It stands for Mage Analytical Scaling System. Since the new power scaling system was just released yesterday, we want mages to get used to it soon as possible. And I know some of you will know that this new scaling system was created with the help of witches and warlocks.

But remember, witches and warlocks practice magic just like us. Well, they do it differently. We're a warrior group of people, and they're scholars. And they use nature mana. But that doesn't mean we can't learn from them. Remember, a really long time ago, we used to be one group of people until we fought a war to separate from them. Macy: Sorry, Maina. We have to go on break. This is World Mage News, we will back from a twenty minute special commercial break. You'll be seeing a preview of the new upcoming movie that's coming out on February eighth, 2019. Psycho Mage staring Will Sniff, Zenmaya, Jack White, Keanu Revis and director Stephon Spillbird and Sam Rayme. Online tickets are now on sell. And also Rowan Academy students get ten percent discount and if you use promo code Love Hurts you get additional thirty percent off.

There was a knock on the front door, and Deshon got up in a hurry and opened the door. He grabbed a Rowan Academy marked box from some dude. And carried it in. He tore up the box very quickly. Justin got up from the couch and moved Deshon out of the way.

Deshon: What was that for!? Justin: You're about to make a mess. Deshon: No, I'm not you boney ass nigga! Sora: Oi! Cuida tu lenguaje! Deshon: What? Peyton: He said watch your mouth. Deshon: You're telling me I can't say nigga!? Sora: Sólo haz lo que digo! Deshon: What? Speak English! Valencia: Blue said Just do what he says. Deshon: I don't need a dang translator! English motherfucker! Speak fucking English! Sora: Naomi, cover your ears. Naomi quickly covered her ears. I'd adjusted myself in the air to face towards Deshon and Justin.

Sora: What is your dang on problem!? You curse like a damn sailor! If you were strong, you wouldn't be acting a damn fool! Deshon: All you had to was speak English! You're making it worse than what it is! Sora: You're required to speak multiple languages to attend this school. I'm sorry, someone like you is incapable of learning another language. But you're talking to someone that speaks Espanol. Deshon: I don't need another language! Spanish is cool, and I respect it. If I'm not required to speak it ninety-nine percent of the time. Then it's no point to learn it, bruh! Deshon tried to walk up to me but Justin stopped him by putting his hand on Deshon's left shoulder. Deshon turns around with a annoyed look on his face. Deshon: I'm not going to fight the nigga. You don't have worry about me J.T! I'm good. I feel his mana presence. And plus he has Naomi with him so there won't be any physical altercation. I'm just giving this underclassmen a piece of my mind. That being said go ahead let me go.

Justin: Deshon, please don't anger this man. You know what happens if you piss him off. And I'm not going to stop him because right now, I'm convinced you're trying to speed run through life! Sora: Oh, I'm not angry. I'm disappointed in this man. All I ask is just listen to me and do what you're required. Deshon: You making this bigger than what it is, bruh! Valencia: Deshon, please stop? There's no need to get hostile. It's okay if you can't speak Spanish, but please be mindful that you need to truly know other languages if you're going to be at this school. Deshon: Fine, I'll start back learning Spanish. Justin: And you need to learn another language as well. If someone snitches on you that you can't speak three languages. They will send an investigator to determine if you remain a student or not. Deshon: Shut up, Negro! Oh, yeah! Sora, aren't you with the law!? I bet you're going to be a big ass snitch. Now, I have to be careful what I say before a real nigga like gets arrested. I bet you love being a motherfucking uncle tom. You work for the queen and you're dating a little white girl. I bet you wish you were white? Don't you? You house slave motherfucker!

Sophia: First of all I'm mix! My mom is Hispanic and my papa is white. There's no need to be so mean. Sora: Just ignore what he says, every time some bull crap comes out of his mouth just ignore it, because we shouldn't be getting angry from this misguided soul. Sophia: Sounds good to me. Sora: To answer your initial question. Yes, I work with the law. But you're not doing anything unlawful. It's just a school rule. I can't arrest you. And I wouldn't even snitch on you. Deshon: My nigga! Justin: So all of us get the pass? Let's say hypothetically we killed someone, will you look the other way? Sora: Well, it depends on the person you killed. If it's a royal, I will hunt you down. Valencia: Let's say hypothetically that I killed a royal. Would you arrest me? Sora: If you're really sloppy with killing a royal. Then I have to bring you in. But if it's a perfect kill. I'll let my task force solve it if they can.

Brianna: What if I kill Maina? Sora: Well, the god of mage and goddess of all magic titles is just open season upon themselves. Doesn't matter how you kill them. Justin: I have a person in mind. Sora: Oi! That doesn't mean go and kill people just because! If it's in the heat of the moment, I can understand. Zoey: Well, it doesn't matter to us royals, right Sofia? Sophia: We could murder everyone in this entire room, right, Sora? Zoey: And nothing will happen to us, right? Sora: All you have to say is self-defense; ya'll get away with it. That makes my job and my task force job a lot harder. I gather so much evidence that they can't deny it. But royals get a slap on the wrist the first time.

Justin: How do you put away a royal for a long time? They won't be sloppy the second time. Sora: That's correct. That's where I come in. My true task from the queen while I'm at Rowan Academy. Justin: Get close to all royals. Sora: That would take way too long. Peyton: Get an eyewitness and catch them in the act. Sora: Nope. They would just use hush money or silence them in another way. De'Niro: Give them a stern warning. Sora: If only that would work. Deshon: Give them tons of money? Sora: I can save a person or two with money. But that's it. Valdis: You kill those you can't get a lot of evidence on when every resource has been used. Sora: Right on the money. I moved Naomi's hands away from her ears. And began using Naomi's tiny little hands to clap for Valdis for a few seconds.

Deshon: Are you going to kill Johnny Worthington? Deshon tries to hide his dupers delight on his expression but he's doing a terrible job at it. Sora: Mr. Johnny Worthington hasn't committed any crimes against the crown, so a proper investigation is unnecessary. It would be a waste of time, money, resources to conduct an investigation. The evidence that was found against Mr. Worthington cannot be proven; it was him. Mr. Worthington has proven his loyalty to the crown on multiple occasions. No, other comments will be made on Johnny Worthington. He's an honorable gentleman; the evidence that this task force brought upon on Worthington was weak and defamation of character. The Sora Hestia Investigation Task Force made a mistake, and we're sorry for slandering Mr. Worthington's name. For this blunder, Sora Hestia will be reevaluating our detectives. And some necessary changes have to be made so this will never happen again. I spoke with a sarcastic tone. Naomi grabs for my hand on my lap and she started to play with my fingers.

Sophia: You remember the entire thing, still?! Sophia spoke it with a surprise tone. Sora: I had to fire twelve detectives; they were good! They had to gather more evidence and let me know when they started investigating Worthington. Anyway, I'm done crying over spilled milk.

Peyton: Justin, can you hand out the ID cards? Justin: Fine, when I call your name, come and get your new school ID cards. Sophia Accordia. Justin picks up her ID. Justin: Why are her cards black platinum? Zoey: I think it's because of her status as a royal and mage rating. Justin examines her ID. Justin: Her mage rating is Double S! What the hell!? Zoey: There should be a number by that rank. Justin: Oh, I see it. Mage rating double S ranked fourth in Rowan Academy. And the second contains all of her magic types. Holy water, light, Earth, lightning, wind, fire, chaos, magma, destruction, magic.

Sora: When did you obtain magma magic!? Sophia starts chugging the flask for a few seconds and stops. Sophia: When I was fighting Zea. Sora: Oh! Justin glances at Sophia's second card with shock. Justin: Physical strength ranked S, ranked eighteenth in Rowan Academy! You're that strong! Benson: Good, Sophia! What did I say, Sophia? You could improve your strength by a lot. Benson started applauding her. Sophia: When you have to fight a gorilla named Sora all the time! You need to improve your strength. Sophia lets out a proud laugh and arrogantly flaunts her hair.

Justin: Speed ranked triple S, ranked third in Rowan Academy. Mana amount ranked triple S, ranked second in Rowan Academy. Battle intelligence, ranked triple S ranked seventh. Grimoire level ranked Z! Rowan Academy ranked sixth. Why is your grimoire rank so high!? Sophia: Oh, because my grimoire is a mythical, legendary type. I think I would rank higher if you gave me a couple of years to fill in more pages.

Justin: Didn't you say you wanted to become the goddess of all magic? Sophia: Yep. Justin: Magic control ranked triple S, ranked seventh. Mana sensing ranked double S ranked one. Sophia got up, collected her ID, and sat back on the couch. Sora: Do I have to put it away for you before you lose it? Sophia: Cállate! Justin picks up the following ID from the box. Justin: Why do you have a black diamond card?! Valencia Bryant, who got you smiling like that!? Valencia: Oh, that must be the first-day picture when I came to this school back in November. I was super excited to be here. Justin: Mage rating, double S ranked second. Deshon: Wow, Sophia, Valencia is ranked higher than you! Sophia: Talk to me when you can beat any of us first years. Justin: You kinda have no room to talk; you did get a mace stuck in your head.

Deshon: Shut up, he got lucky! Justin: Kane roasted the heck out of you. He thought you were a comedian! Justin began laughing at Deshon. Deshon: Didn't you surrender to Kane? Justin: I didn't need Sora to heal me multiple times, and I wasn't the one that put everyone in danger. Deshon: I was the only one with the courage to take on Kane. Justin: You mean stupidity? You're the only one here with no common sense. Deshon: Fight me nigga!

Justin: We're the same class, kid. There's literally no point to it. You're just mad that I'm right. You have no come back, so you resort to your fist, you damn retard! Deshon: Screw you! Justin: Don't be mad at me because I have some damn common sense, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you got. Women would finally touch you for once in your life. Nah, better yet, I'll call up your older sister so she can show how to talk to a woman. Oh, wait! Your sister hates you so much that she'd told me to call her big sis! And don't even get me started with that discount scouter you got from Maina. She beat the breaks off you so bad that she'd had to give you a damn scouter, nigga.

Everyone was dying laughing. Valdis ran around the room yelling Ohhhhh! Zoey fell off the couch; Peyton tried so hard to hold in her laugh by covering her mouth. Deshon rummaged through ID and pulled out Justin's and his.

Justin: Wait a minute, give me that! Justin snatched his ID cards back from Deshon. Justin glances at his red ID. Justin gazes at Deshon began laughing at him. Justin: Look at this nigga! I'm a B-rated mage ranked forty-five. Justin snatched Deshon's brown ID and started laughing harder. Justin: Deshon Flowers mage rating C-class ranked eighty. Zoey: Dang boy, you're weak! Sophia: No pensé que fuera tan débil! Sora: He never ceases to amaze me. Ese chico tiene mucho trabajo que hacer! Justin: Poor Deshon. Sora: Aye yo, Justin. Justin: Yeah? Sora: Bro, for making me laugh this hard multiple times today. I have to give you this gift.

I summoned red hilted katana with a red and black ray skin and scabbard containing ancient mage text, Alecto, the future sightseer, and knowledge seeker. I tossed it to him, and he caught it. He unsheathes the black blade. Then red aura surrounded his right hand. Justin lets out a gleeful smile. And sheathes his blade. And the red aura disappeared. Deshon: Why are you smiling? Justin: Because I have a familiar now! Her name is Alecto, and she has great knowledge that will only bring me glory! Thank you, Sora. Sora: No, thank you for being so funny!

Sophia: Was that one of the many gifts that her majesty gave you for your service. Sora: Yep, it was just wasting away. And plus, I have no need for a familiar that can't surpass Grendel or Finn. Sophia: But don't you have thirteen familiars? Sora: Yes, but I haven't awakened them to sign the pact because I keep forgetting to. Sophia: You're incompetence always astounds me. Sora: I know you want to meet them all, and you will. Sophia: If you say so. Justin: Today was a good day. I got fire magic and a familiar. Best day of the year so far.