Valdis: No, way!?

Valencia: You have problems!!!

Valdis: Are you sick in the fucking head!?

Valencia: Child, what is wrong with you!?

Valdis: She said all those things!

Valencia: She was racist towards you!!! She said all types of racial slurs to our people!!!

Valdis: And you still fall in love with her!

Valencia and Valdis: You have the stock home syndrome, Blue!!!

Sora: No, I do not!

Valdis: She made you her slave. She wanted you to feel bad for her. She was just using you! As of right now, we know who runs it! But damn, Blue!

Valencia: I couldn't take it. You know what!? You have it worse because you are a slave to your master. You would die for her. You do anything for her!

Valdis: Facts, my boy!

Sora: Okay, but things are different now. She's probably sad right now because I'm not there.

Valdis and Valencia: Sure, let's go with that. She's most likely laughing at you.

Sora: She would do that. But emotions seem real enough this time.

?: Excuse me, may I chat with you guys for a sec?

Valencia and Valdis and Sora: Sure, wait, who are you!?

?: You guys don't know the infamous Zea BlackRose a.k.a Miss.Slim Reaper?

Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.

Valencia: Guys, don't do anything stupid! She's is the rising star in the criminal underground world, even your mother Blue gave her respect for her raw power. She just turned 16 on Halloween. 

Zea: Clever girl. But I would expect that from somebody that works with Laughing Mama closely. The real reason why I'm here is you Blue.

Sora: Why, me!?

Zea: I want to know what name would give your daughter? She's waiting, I haven't named her yet.

Sora: Since Vivi, told me to play nice, I play your game. I would name her Zelexena Zelu Diamond BlackRose-Hestia.

Zea: Well that would be her name then. I bring her here tomorrow. When you guys first game starts.

Sora: Wait, what!?

Valdis: Wait, what are you saying!?

Zea: Blue, here is the father of my child. What do you not get!?

Valencia: No way!?

Zea: Thank you, baby! I see you later!?

Sora: She just vanishes without a trace.

Valdis: I didn't feel her mana at all.

Valencia: She keeps it on lock so she wouldn't be detected!

Sora: Is she telling the truth!?

Valencia: She doesn't play games.

Valdis and Sora: Tell us about her! All you know about her!? Give us the information dumped and cliff hanger!

Valencia: Good grief!